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Torko Tag!

Damn, remember sesame seeds?

About Me

Sometimes we get too tired to play our hardcore songs because our sissy ska chops can’t handle it.

Raised up in a cramped basement, Torko Tag! has gradually reached a point where they suck too much to receive any respect, then they got really drunk and ate pigeons with the village president of Belleville. This, of course, had brought TT!’s respect level down even further, and they have recently been banished from the village. They have been reported to reside in eight or nine bear carcasses sewn together. Their carcass getaway was many times spotted in the middle of a Wisconsin cornfield.

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what critics have to say:
"a baby dropping, blood clotting good time"
-johnson

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Member Since: 12/27/2005
Band Website: 911seniors.com
Band Members: Brooks: bass/emcee
Ross: guitar
Anders: drums

Influences: DETHKLOK.

Sounds Like: Dragonforce, Harry Belafonte, sucking out organs.

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My Blog

Looking for shows!

Yo, if anyone has any shows that need bands, or anywhere to play at all, let us know, we're nice guys. Please call 608-333-9996 and ask for Anders! He will love you, unless you're a stupid scam "pay t...
Posted by Torko Tag! on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:36:00 PST

What "No Booze= No Tickets" means.

On our recent flyer, you may read "No Booze= No Tickets" this does not mean we have tickets to get into our stupid little basement punk show, c'mon, who do you think we are, Seal? No, no, this means D...
Posted by Torko Tag! on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 05:15:00 PST

Our new music.

We have new music up and for some reason it's saying you cannot download our shit. If you want free copies of our cds, or free mp3's, we can get them to you... free. Instant message: grbcpq on aim (An...
Posted by Torko Tag! on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 07:22:00 PST

To anyone that cares...

We're sorry for a majority of our shows being canceled, we aren't exactly happy about it. Some dumbfuck kids were dumbfucks and didn't shut a window so our summer has been a bummer. A few of these dum...
Posted by Torko Tag! on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:42:00 PST

Help help help. looking for places to play this summer.

ok, before the flame dies out. hahah. We really need to start planning for the summer and we need your help. i know i'm just saying the same damn thing i've been saying for over a year, but we'd like ...
Posted by Torko Tag! on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:44:00 PST

More Ebay stuff.

we're selling a 120watt Hartke kickback 15 bass combo amp. Bid it up! It's experienced light use and lives in a smoke-free environment.http://cgi.ebay.com/Hartke-Kickback-15-Bass-Amp- 120-Watt-No-Reser...
Posted by Torko Tag! on Tue, 08 May 2007 10:16:00 PST

buy shit owned by torko tag! off ebay !

http://cgi.ebay.com/Peavey-Blazer-158-Transtube-Series-Combo -Amp-NO-RESERVE_W0QQitemZ250083202033QQihZ015QQcategoryZ8843 3QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item250083202033 super loud amp owne...
Posted by Torko Tag! on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:02:00 PST

Anders needs some shoes!

Dear Myspace buds,I need some shoes. The junky shoes I've been wearing are warn down and have lots of holes, maybe this is because they were already used by someone. How can you help? Give me your old...
Posted by Torko Tag! on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:45:00 PST

Update 1-20-07

'Ey kids. I suppose you're all waiting for a blog because we're just so good at updating you on our progress as a band. Why do we do this? I don't know, we're personal people. Deal. Our progress has i...
Posted by Torko Tag! on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 02:51:00 PST

update 11/04/06

i suppose i might as well update this thing since i have nothing else to do. im only doing this because im sick of people asking me if we've broken up and why we havent done anything. except we have, ...
Posted by Torko Tag! on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 06:09:00 PST