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*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Sir Michael The Lion Hearted
Date of Birth: 2/14/73
Birthplace: Goshen, NY
Current Location: Middle of fucking nowhere, USA
Eye Color: Shitty Brown
Hair Color: Brown but greying
Height: 5'8"
Heritage: Italian and Pollock
Piercings: Thre stupid holes that won't close, I deformed myself, sorry mommy
Tattoos: Not applicable
Favourite:
Band/Singer: The Beatles
Song: I still like "Blurry" by Puddle of Mudd....don't know why....
Movie: Godfather I & II
Disney Movie: Disney movies are for kids, chick and homos.
TV show: Lost
Color: Black like my heart
Food: Real Pizza not the shit they make out here and push off as pizza
Pizza topping: Pepperoni
Ice-Cream Flavor: Chocolate, but I really don't like ice cream, gives me the poops
Drink (alcoholic): Cuervo and Diet Pepsi
Soda: Diet Pepsi
Store: Super Wal-Mart Baby
Clothing Brand: I'm a straight guy, we don't care...
Shoe Brand: See above
Season: Summer
Month: July, when it's even warm in Wisconsin
Holiday/Festival: Christmas / Festivus
Flower: Dandilion????
Make-Up Item: My red, red rouge!
Board game: MONOPLOY!!
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny!
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Veggie
Night or day: Late afternoon
Sour or sweet: Spicy
Love or money: Money
Phone or in person: Phone, that way I can be dishonest and my body language won't give me away
Looks or personality: You have to have both (what a mature statement!)
Coffee or tea: Coffee, I guess
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: To grow to six feet
Most missed memory: If i remebered it, it wouldn't be missed, now wouldn't it??
Best physical feature: Right ear.
First thought waking up: I didn't die again.
Hypothetical personality disorder: Anxiety and it's not hypothetic
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Two foot penis implant.
Sesame street alter ego: Oscar
Fairytale alter ego: Dopey
Most stupid remark: Too many to just pick one.
Worst crime: Keyed a car.
Greatest ambition: To obtain a super power
Greatest fear: Styrofoam
Darkest secret: I chop up prostitutes for fun.
Favorite subject: Baseball
Strangest received gift: A pedicure set
Worst habit: Interrupting people
Do You:
Smoke: No
Drink: Yes
Curse: All fucking day
Shower daily: Of course!!!
Like thunderstorms: Yes
Dance in the rain: Only if my soaked underwear is up my crack and i need to wiggle it out
Sing: Poorly
Play an instrument: PSP
Get along with your parents: Yes
Wish on stars: No
Believe in fate: Yes
Believe in love at first sight: Don't know....
Can You:
Drive: I'm 34 for Christ sakes...oh wait, i'm on myspace and this wuestion is geared for 14 year olds....
Sew: Only in dire situations
Cook: I like to, Danni won't eat my creations.
Speak another language: Sunni Arabic
Dance: No, no ,no
Sing: you already asked me this, are running out of dumb questions?
Touch your nose with your tongue: Yes
Whistle: Yes
Curl your tongue: Yes
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Duh....
Been Stoned/High: Once, hated it, the worst experince, I thought I was going to die, thought the toilet seat was a lama.
Eaten Sushi: Love Unagi!
Been in Love: Yes
Skipped school: Yes
Made prank calls: I making one as I type.
Sent someone a love letter: Yes
Stolen something: Yes
Cried yourself to sleep: Yes
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Bad fucking driving!
Are you right or left handed? Write and throw righty, bat both, play hockey and masturbate lefty.
What is your bedtime? Danni tucks me in and reads me my bedtime story at 8 pm sharp.
Name three things you can't live without: Air, water and sunlight.
What is the color of your room? Black and red.
Do you have any siblings? Probably some in Vietnam.
Do you have any pets? Tony Bird!
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? I'd kill them for free if I could get away with it.
What is you middle name? Patrick (YUCK)! It's so Irish and potatoes.
What are you nicknames? Kose calls me Michael Knight.
Are you for or against gay marriage? For, live and let live for Christ sakes!
What are your thoughts ..ion? Abortion should be allowed up to the 14th year of life.
Do you have a crush on anyone? Christine Aguilera.
Are you afraid of the dark? I'm 34.....
How do you want to die? In my sleep or on the toilet
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? How the fuck do I know!
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Um....next question....
What is the last law you’ve broken? Speeding
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Anything but bald or grey.
Eye color: Any
Height Preferably shorter than me.
Weight Slim, athletic...
Most important physical feature: Face
Biggest turn-off A cock
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Alternative, Punk, Classic Rock...no country...although i do like those Rascal Flats guys...Rap music scares me...If you think this video sucks, skip to the next one, I have a whole bunch on here...look at me learning Myspace.... View My Playlist
Music Video Codes
Godfather 1 & 2 (I like to pretend 3 didn't happen), Arthur, Sappy romantic comedies that i should be ashamed to watch...stuff with violence...
Lost (If I put in 9 years and still don't know what's going on on that stupid island, I'll be pissed) Sopranos, Deadwood, just about anythig on HBO, Desperate Housewives (Eva Longoria does it for me), reality shows...
Aquarius
You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too.
Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack.
Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
I can't read...ok seriously Dan brown novels, some Stephen King, political books, sports and things i can color.
Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.
Howard Stern, Andrew Boris, Artie Lange, Larry David and Chandler Bing
You Are a Fun Flirt
You just can't help yourself... you flirt with everyone you know.
Guys, girls, crushes, and friends. They're all victims to your charm.
You're into silly innuendos, sexy jokes, and playful touches.
You are a huge flirt, yet you never make anyone (too) uncomfortable!
What Kind of Flirt Are You?