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Taargüs Taargüs

Just killing time till I'm dead

About Me

Everybody fuckin loves me. At least once. Usually behind the dumpster. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Getting roughed-up. Making a perfect friend out of the good parts of my ordinary friends.

I'd like to meet:

A girl with the head of an antelope. Aim = SuckaAssHoe

Music:

Bloodjinn, Man-O-War, Swing Kids, Misfits, Danzig, Misery Signals, Wu-Tang, Pinback, Pulp, First Blood, Sage Francis, Andrew WK, Three Mile Pilot, Treason, The Oath, Ringworm, Cursive, Charles Bronson,Every Time I Die, GG Alin, Embrace Today, Drive Like Jehu, Knapsack, Bad Brains, Interpol, Joy Division, Comeback Kid, Black Heart Procession, Luca Turilli, Murder City Devils, Mars Volta, Built to Spill, Jawbreaker, Most Precious Blood, Indecision, Blonde Redhead, Death Cab for Cutie, Grandaddy, Creedence.

Movies:

Dog Soldiers, Versus, Beetlejuice, Battle Royale, Titus, Super Troopers, Buffalo 66, May, Lost in Translation, Edward Scissorhands, Drugstore Cowboy, Jason vs. Freddie, Dawn of the Dead, Delicatessen, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Alien Resurrection, Ichi the Killer, Survive Style 5!

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Futurama, Sealab 2021

Books:

The Pugillist at Rest, Lovecraft, Schopenhauer, The Contortionist's Handbook, Fight Club

Heroes:

Michael Bodin, ODB, Jesus, Santa Claus, Walker Texas Ranger

My Blog

Food Stamps

Yesterday night around 3am I'm walking in the enterance of Safeway and a homeless fellow walks up to me and says "Hey, son you buyin' groceries?" I look at Safeway look back at the hobo and say, "Why ...
Posted by Taargüs Taargüs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The shit

last night I'm having this dream where I work freelance designing these patriotic greeting cards. I had a nine AM deadline and I had been awake for three days. I finish my layouts and send them ...
Posted by Taargüs Taargüs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I better not have the fuckin mono

Goddamn shit I'm gonna die. Good thing I have my "History's Mysteries". Lizzie Borden and Jack the Ripper, fuckin rock.
Posted by Taargüs Taargüs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Every Morning

I wake up every morning with the worst fucking hangover... Which nice because I don't drink at all. It's some kind of dream hangover like I've been grinding my teeth in a tight little fetus-ball al...
Posted by Taargüs Taargüs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sitting my ass off

I wonder how long I can sit here until they tell me to leave. I mean my job was definitely over thursday but I've been sitting here ever since killing time and collecting a pay check. I've had t...
Posted by Taargüs Taargüs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST