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Ted

Can someone tell Mexico there's a population problem

About Me

I just want to keep making movies that make people laugh, and avoid bad ones like Mystery Men and Four Brothers. I also enjoy sanity in its fleeting moments, and I live for the beach. Ahh, to have a house on the beach one day. That's the dream.

My Interests

Comedy, movies, backstabbing, guitar, music, health, sushi, vinagrette, pegging people with things, throwing rocks, dancing to 80's music, science, good wine, throwing snowballs, the beach, really good tequilla, and the end of political correctness....and pegging people again with more things.

I'd like to meet:

Peeps who are into comedy. I write comedy shorts that we submit into film festivals and am in the process of writing my first feature. I'm SOOOOOO close to being done!!! And it's funny I swear! Then I'll have to whore myself for money. Alright, alright, I love beautiful women. There I said it. Cute isn't so bad either.

Music:

Frank Black, Pixies, Led Zeppelin, White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, the Stones, Beatles, Deerhoof, Joe Strummer, Superdrag, The Young Knives, Giant Drag, Beck, the Clash, Muse, Soundtrack of Our Lives, Radiohead, The Black Keys, Weezer, Arctic Monkeys, Fiery Furnaces, G Love, Mudhoney, Calexico, Nirvana, The Shins, The Clash, Nine Black Alps, Supergrass, G & R, Southern Culture On The Skids, The Wrens, Queens Of The Stone Age, The New Pornographers, Elastica, Wolf Parade, Tapes and Tapes, Sinatra(my dad knows every word)

Movies:

Anchorman, Matador, Napolean Dynomite, Caddyshack, Clear and Present Danger, The Squid and the Whale, Tenenbaums, Winged Migration, Mission Impossible, Dumb and Dumber, I Heart Huckabees, Closer, Green Street Hooligans, Run Lola Run, The Bourne Identity, Grosse Point Blanke, A Few Good Men, The Departed

Television:

Seinfeld, The Family Guy, The Apprentice, Simpsons, Press Your Luck, Biggest Loser

Books:

Kavalier and Clay, Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates, Animal Farm, Fahrenheit 451, Empire Falls, Rats, Fast Food Nation, Killing Pablo, Confessions of An Economic Hitman, Blow The House Down, Brooklyn Follies...anything by Paul Auster, George R.R. Martin

Heroes:

Mark Cuban and whoever invented speedwalking. Seriously, how about John McCain, John Lennon, the guy who cut off his arm when it was trapped under a boulder. Anyone who sticks up for animals and the environment. Two things I love and try to do as much as I can for.

My Blog

China The Disgusting,

I know I think in a different way than the majority. I realize when most people see the fires in Socal they don't think of all the clear-cutting that's ahead to replace all the track housing and whatn...
Posted by Ted on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:26:00 PST

Nascar

In a world where we have 'spare the air day' just to get a few people off the road, where people try to do all their errands together on the same day to avoid using more gas, where people spend more f...
Posted by Ted on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 12:36:00 PST

Homeless-sorry have to rant

So I just went down to my local market and this disguisting homeless wench spits on the sidewalk in front of me and then looks at me and says "spare change?". To which I responded, "Ew no" (with a con...
Posted by Ted on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:28:00 PST

My solution to trash,

Okay, so I can't help but notice how much we consume. It's totally disgusting. I see my niece surrounded by 80 toys but I give her a piece of tupperware and she's psyched. We buy to much. I left the s...
Posted by Ted on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:30:00 PST