and the british word of the day is... |
mental - (pronounced "mentuhl"). crazy or insane. "...you tit, have you gone absolutely mentuhl?" asked the brit. "yes, i am pretty sure".i love it when i hear this. nearly as much as "bloody 'el... Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:44:00 GMT |
ATTENTION : its a flight attendants world. |
its true. hands and feet inside at all times.its the holidays, so i know a lot of you are traveling by plane. if you are a freak for an aisle seat like i am, i might suggest shin guards and elbow p... Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:51:00 GMT |
catholic school, whohu, what is it good for? |
with a subject heading like that i am sure you were expecting a beefier blog? as thick, rich and tantalizing a "beefier blog" sounds, i am sorry to disappoint you. i will not be addressing all of th... Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 16:48:00 GMT |
you can, but that would be weird. |
trader joe's. the sample corner. the samples : orgnanic pizza bites. hot sacks of italian stuff. overheard.two little girls were clearly annoying the hell out of the "dreamboat" slinging samples. ... Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 19:24:00 GMT |
believe your imagination... |
...it won't lie. my cereal box this morning had a koala on it. cluching a tree branch for dear life and staring longingly at the enlarged (to show texture) bowl of Koala Crips featured in the design.... Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 21:58:00 GMT |
to whom i may concern. |
Something i overheard today while thinking about going to the bank:girl in gym clothes barking into a cell phone: "& i don't know the actual story, but i guess that sounds right&oh, hey how are you d... Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 01:06:00 GMT |
excuse me captain, this girls halo is broken |
(based on a true dream)aside from a dream i had a week ago where i was a guest drummer for a band i would never be a drummer for, guest or otherwise. i haven't had any dreams to report. until now.n... Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 23:59:00 GMT |
advice. |
a word from the wise.if by any chance you're caught naked in aparked car, quick, turn the radio onfull blast an' pretend that you're driving. Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:05:00 GMT |
Temptations. |
my little yellow happy face guy above says i am "amused". he is right. i just saw something in the community kitchen at my office. this something blurred the line between the hilarious and the obsur... Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:37:00 GMT |
Hi LA |
LA welcomed me back from my trip today. the minute i stepped out of smelLAX it gave me one of those sly head nods thrusting her sculpted eyebrows upwards and letting her tightly closed lips do all th... Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:45:00 GMT |