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About Me

fun, experience-seeking, laugh lover with bookworm tendencies and a degree in social ineptitude. a skateboarding, funny, too-tall piercee, police pisser-offer who dislikes only watching one movie at a time. message me and we'll talk about it.
Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.

For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality Test

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A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.

My Interests

food, friends, drinks, dates, skating, swimming, words, women, hot sauce, hot summers, laughing, loving, awkwardness, alliteration. long nights and long days. etc.

I'd like to meet:

people with new interests who aren't borderline retarded. and foxy girls. duh.thats me at the beginning of the video, walking into the crowd. they missed me getting beat up and maced by a cop though. after the police rush everyone the douchebag with the camera apparently had an acid flashback and started waving it around like a fucking baboon.

Music:

bring a beat and i'll shake my seat. and by seat i mean ass.

Movies:

starship troopers. anything john cusack. anything johnny depp. chick flicks. horror movies. anything johnny knoxville. ..aries. what the bleep do we know? the papal chase. artsy movies. garden state. amelie. motorcycle diaries. anything with dick/fart jokes movies that make me want to make-out

Television:

Elfen Lied. weeds. good eats. man vs. wild. venture bros. scrubs. the office. my name is earl. how i met your mother. lost. freaks and geeks. Kenny Vs. Spenny. undeclared. as long as its on dvd or the internet i will watch it eventually.

Books:

irvine welsh, nick flynn, kurt vonnegut, c.s.lewis, charles bukowski, john fante, george orwell, dylan thomas, aldous huxley, Chuck Klosterman, anything edited by Russ Kick anything really. culture jam. island. junky. queer. perelandra. out of the silent planet. brave new world. brave new world revisited. the subterraneans. a clockwork orange.slaughterhouse five. animal farm. the screwtape letters. ender's game. 2001:a space odyssey. swan song. it. haunted. another bullshit night in suck city. the stand. Fahrenheit 451. 1984. books recommended by mike. comics. i cant remember them all, these are the ones standing out.

Heroes:

my sister

My Blog

American Dream

a dog walks down the streethe ambles down the poor quarterand understands that they are just as hungryhe sniffs their garbage anywayas little girls play jumprope in the streetthe sun beats hard on the...
Posted by cerebral Paulsy on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 04:04:00 PST

two-headed mongrel dog

Aha!there you are.i have not been looking for you.you are the thrashing in the pit of quicksand that is lifeevery movement digging me deeper.you are futility.everyday i fight.everyday, just by waking,...
Posted by cerebral Paulsy on Mon, 05 May 2008 05:08:00 PST

every day.

every day, my stomach dropsdropping me to my knees.every day i listen to the songand i am reminded that i want you near.every day i listen to the same keys struck on a pianomy face is pulled into a ma...
Posted by cerebral Paulsy on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 06:27:00 PST

artist

Come, wrench the soul from your chesthold it high above your head and crack it in half.Let the milk run down your wristsyour armspast your shoulders down your backand thighslet it pool at your feet.No...
Posted by cerebral Paulsy on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 04:22:00 PST

tingling newness

i am newi have moved through the fireslet the heat make me temperedthe ashes have been washed awayand i am new.my eyes are slitted and wateringthere is an unfamiliar brightness and it hurtsbut it is g...
Posted by cerebral Paulsy on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 03:14:00 PST

The Sheriff

String ’em upthe killers and liarsthe cheaters and the thievesthe rapists and the resti hate them.i can see that the parts that consumed themare in me tooand i don’t know where the tipping...
Posted by cerebral Paulsy on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 06:39:00 PST

flex

i fell with a blind heartburied beneath quicksandall i have seems naughtbut i am not yet brokenthere are branches left to be broken throughi am shakinglike a dog with death in its teethnow melt down a...
Posted by cerebral Paulsy on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 06:44:00 PST

i hope i’m a liar

you can wear your veil of indifferenceof offensebecause i see that it is sheer.i see the silhouette the movementof your true feelings.i know that you are poisonousthat you would ruin me.you could take...
Posted by cerebral Paulsy on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 06:23:00 PST

a hiss and a moan

a shivering climaxwrithing like a snake on fireeven more sowith the sharp intake of breatha hiss and a moanpumping hipspulling hairmuscles strainedeyes squeezed shut for a momentbut only a momentas if...
Posted by cerebral Paulsy on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 05:55:00 PST

the beautiful botanist

you've got lilacs resting on your eyelidswhile the lies cascade down the bones of your teeth, like water.the men in their striped suits, a ball and chainclasp their hands across the backs of their nec...
Posted by cerebral Paulsy on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 07:27:00 PST