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About Me

I have a great kid...ice cream makes my teeth hurt...I once had a dog named Girly...I'm on the honor roll..Some people think they know me but few really do...I heal fast...I'm really loud at times..Kenny Rogers was my first crush...I'm like a piece of pie, crusty on the outside but sweet and fruity on the inside...I'm attracted to tragic people..I have beautiful, good hearted friends that help to balance out all of the harsh critics that I can't seem to shake...when I was a kid I wanted to be a boy so bad I tried to pee standing up, that didn't work out so well...I'm still jealous that I don't have a penis, I think getting a blow job would be really cool...I miss Omaha..I get my feelings hurt easily but I don't like to show it...I'm in love with my friends and their beautiful kids...I'm self destructive at times which is funny because I want to save the world...my deepest secret is having Fergie on my iPod...I love to read and I'm an awesome cook!

My Interests

Music:

Tom Waits, Cowboy Junkies, The Vandals, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, Flogging Molly, Tom Waits, Billie Holliday, The Dickies, The Dead Boys, Tom Waits, The Pouges, Muddy Waters, Janis Joplin, Tom Waits, Boston, Carter Sampson, Motorhead, The Pretenders, Suicide, Tool, Tom Waits, Bad Religion, The Pist, and did I mention Tom Waits???

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, anything John Cusack, Little Miss Sunshine, Boys of Baraka, Cheech and Chong movies, Sin City, Super Troopers, Pan's Labyrinth

Television:

annoys the hell out of me

Books:

I read a lot but the most worn books in my collection are by the Kinkster

Heroes:

My heroes have always been cowboys!

My Blog

it sho is cold!

But I love it...it reminds me of home! I stayed in and made a big huge pot of beef stew...yummy! It got to be a too much to stay in so the MILF's (me and Elana)are circling the wagons and a drunken ...
Posted by Puss in Boots on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 06:12:00 PST

condoms and toothbrushes

So the other day I was at the store wandering the pharmacy area buying shampoo and lotion and crap when I found toothbrushes on sale for $.50...awesome...people are always staying at my house bet...
Posted by Puss in Boots on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:47:00 PST

ladies please!

Ladies we must band together and stop the atrocious habit of hovering over the toilet seat thus covering it piss...this is disgusting behavior...some people like to sit down to urinate and I can't thi...
Posted by Puss in Boots on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:01:00 PST

I'm sick

sniffle sniffle....whine whine!
Posted by Puss in Boots on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 12:29:00 PST

why I hate my job....

because I hate people....or at least I think I do...my temper has been so on edge lately that I'm actually waiting to have a meltdown on some idiot who wants a lemon instead of a lime with their vodka...
Posted by Puss in Boots on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:33:00 PST

stupid

You would think I wouldn't be a big idiot and wear high heels in a snow storm but I did. I have never kissed the ground so much. The first time I busted my ass I was walking down my driveway and I f...
Posted by Puss in Boots on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:30:00 PST

I'm in!

I did it..I made it....I got accepted to the nursing program!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Puss in Boots on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:27:00 PST

Damn you to hell Kenny Rogers!

The very first 8 track I ever received was Kenny Rogers Greatest Hits....I think I was the only five year old with a serious crush on Kenny Rogers...I adored it, "Coward of the County" was my favorite...
Posted by Puss in Boots on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:24:00 PST

fun with poo

So my big lab assignment last week was to bring a fecal sample to class..gross..gross..gross..gross...I want to keep my poo where it belongs, in the toilet, not in my book bag...I seriously believe th...
Posted by Puss in Boots on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:27:00 PST

no Portuguese hookers were harmed in the making...

of this blog...Fan Man, Black Cloud, and I were having a pow wow concerning the greats and not so great points and people of wrestling, or in Okiespeak "Rasslin" in the lounge of Cains Ballroom....
Posted by Puss in Boots on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:19:00 PST