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the applicator

if magic can admit he got aids,fuck it-- i got herpes

About Me

i know i take a girl, stick my thing in her and 9 months later a baby come out.ive been told that im oklahomas answer to lorenzo llamas.im a master in wrestling,skilled in over one thousand moves.

My Interests

outstanding acheivement in the field of excellence,pussy surgery,hooker piss,kelly lamberts photo albums, da dip ,hot hail, the destruction of jimmy bones, girls that like to shut up,trying to have sex with jews, making out with chicks while watching brokeback mountain,little warm puppies and children and girls of the night,blood guts and pussy, satan,darts,breeding, gamer for life,wrasslin,passions, the riddle of steel,twin peaks, period blood, pissing off god,the southside, all that is evil.for it is a human number its number is six hundred and sixty six.

I'd like to meet:

the people responsible for the drug tunnel in southern california.fucking sweet!! anyone that knows what it feels like to be the thunderhawk

Music:

boyz to men abc bbd,anthrax,sonic youth,turbonegro,murder mother fucking city devils,wu tang, black sabbath,nwa,reverend horton heat,willie nelson ,waylon jennings,slayer,church of misery,prince,supersuckers,jsbx,led zeppelin,old metallica,bowie,dk, skeet skeet skeet,old janes addiction, dillinger four, the pixies,leonard cohen, the stones,the crying song jimmy sings when i apply the camel clutch on him.eazy mutha fuckin e,de la soul,nebula,motown,the priest,misfits,music danced to in strip clubs,dr dre,snoop,ministry,james brown,mastadon,death from above 1979,devo,the dwarves,turbonegro,murder by death,colour haze,interpol,run dmc,iggy,ziggy,chingy,the beatles,the who,the pharcyde,two man advantage,the hellbenders,gravediggaz nigga six feet deep!at the drive in,nobody beats the biz,hank sr,lionel richie,propaghandi,p-funk,three times one minus one,the mouse and the mask,the new earthride is the fucking shit

Movies:

the big lebowski,pee wees big adventure,lotr,star wars,dawn of the dead(both),the return of the living dead,evil dead 2,big fish,battle royale,rushmore,the royal tenenbaums,seven samurai,all kung fu,kill bill 1&2,all disney.meet the feebles,blue velvet,the warriors,troma,baadasss,movies that charlie kaufman writes,the city of lost children,ninja scroll,friday,leprecaun in the hood,the devils rejects,charlie and the chocolate factory,ichi the killer,12 monkeys,nightmare before christmas,kung fu hustle,cabin fever,hostel,the squid and the whale,flash gordon,junk,very bad things, .. width="425" height="350"msprm name="movie"

Television:

marquee moon? why yes

Books:

so i married a faggot by memory taylor and should i cut off my dick or sew up my pussy? the confusion of jimmy bones ....an autobiography

Heroes:

radio raheem like a mother fucker and special agent dale cooper

My Blog

good people of the world unite

and wipe the plague of emo off the face of the planet. i saw the fucking most gayest of gay things the other night at work. open mic nights at the moose rule but it really ruled when some edmond faggo...
Posted by the applicator on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

if i had super mutant powers

mine would be the ability to manipulate period blood,so then i could make all the chicks flip out and send my legion of menstrual marauders out to drop the hell fury on my enemies.what would yours be?...
Posted by the applicator on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST