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Vicki

If all your giving is about getting, think how fearful you will become.

About Me

Just ask me... I will tell you. I am really quiet most of the time, I sit back, watch and listen. However, sometimes I do get quite chatty and loud when I have been drinking. I love to laugh. I love to dance... be warned, sometimes I like to be spun around until I get dizzy, but I am clumsy, so guard anything that bruises easily (toes, etc). I have several tattoos and plan to get more. I like butterflies and I have a phobia of frogs/toads.
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My Interests

Good times... NO DRAMA. Darts, pool, bowling and dancing... they compliment smoking and drinking so well.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can give me wonder twin powers. Anyone who can talk to me on the phone while they are pooping and not drop their phone in the toilet... that person is groovy in my book. LOL :) Anyone who has a wonderful, positive attitude and a sense of humor no matter what they are doing.

Music:

Anything that will not put me to sleep, unless I am going to sleep.

Movies:

I am not afraid or ashamed of crying, laughing, or screaming loudly in a movie theatre.

Television:

college football, UFC, educational programs, food channel

Books:

LIBRARY CARDS ROCK! Favorite Poem: "Trees" - Joyce Kilmer -- I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree. A tree whose hungry mouth is prest against the earth's sweet flowing breast; a tree that looks at God all day, and lifts her leafy arms to pray; a tree that may in summer wear a nest of robins in her hair; upon whose bosom snow has lain; who intimately lives with rain. Poems are made by fools like me, but only God can make a tree.

Heroes:

mom, friends... ok, Batman and Wolverine, too. (they are all "super")

My Blog

Pick Up Lines... gotta love them!

Never a dull weekend at the bar full of drunk men. Love these liners... Oh they amuse me so... after a couple of shots of tequila! - "You are the woman in flannel of my dreams!" - "I must say... ...
Posted by Vicki on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 10:55:00 PST

What I Like about Valentine's Day

What I like about Valentine's Day... V - ery low tolerance for public displays of affection. Yes, I am a romantic at heart the rest of the year, but something about this day makes me want to steal cup...
Posted by Vicki on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:49:00 PST

In the time it takes to smoke a cigarette...

In the time it takes to smoke a cigarette... Actions: drink two shots and 1/2 a beer; reply to one text message; say hi to a couple of people; play a game of trivia; put on lip balm; laugh at a j...
Posted by Vicki on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 12:42:00 PST