Hi everyone! I'm new to LA. Just moved from NYC. Looking to make new friends in the city of angels. Drop me a line and say "Hello!"----------------------------Matt Sigl Recipe:5 Parts Sondheim Showtunes,
3 Parts Kantian Philosophy,
4 Parts Psuedo-intellectual conversation,
2 Parts WASP (for the gravy),
1 Part Imitation Jewish Extract,
7 Parts New York Fanatic,
A Dallop of neurosis,
A Dash of camp,
A Heaping spoonfull of Martha Stewart Living (to taste).Mix together all ingredients and wrap in a Sweatervest and bow tie. Serve piping hot over a bed over adoring fans.
Name: Matt
Birthdate: November 25, 1982- Thanksgiving Day!
Birthplace: Sacramento, CA
Current Location: Los Angeles
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brunette
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 140lbs, though I could say "8.22 stones," as they do in the UK!
Piercings: none
Tatoos: none, except the 5X10 one on my back of the Virgin Mary eating a frankfurter.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I hope I can tell if it's a boy or a girl!
Overused Phraze: Story of my Life.....
FAVORITES
Food: Cheese
Candy: Dark Chocolate
Number: 25, my lucky number.
Color: Red
Animal: Snoopy
Drink: Shiraz
Alcohol Drink: See Above
Bagel: Everything Bagel, avec Lox, onions, and capers.
Letter: I don't think about this particular issue much.
Body Part on Opposite sex: does her handbag count.....?
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: The Diet Coke!
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot Earl Grey
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Hug
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Shall I flip a coin?
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary
Love or Money: Whichever has a lower inflation rate.
YOUR...
Bedtime: 1:30
Most Missed Memory: Seeing the Producers on Broadway first preview.
Best phyiscal feature: My Calves- how fucking exciting is that.......
First Thought Waking Up: Why is there a dead whore in my bed?
Goal for this year: Work again...as an actor. Oh, and turn Roger Bart gay.
Best Friends: A Boy's best friend is his mother.....now, when do I gouge my eyes out?
Weakness: Gourmet Dining
Fears: Artistic Failure
Heritage: European Heinz 57, but honorary Jew
Longest relationship: 5 1/2 Years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Only when I am awake.
Ever Smoked: No.
Pot: like 10 times but it felt like, man, like 50, or 3, or....
Ever been Drunk: Only when I am awake.
Ever been beaten up: Let me just say this: "No More Wire Hangers...EVER!!"
Ever beaten someone up: no....too kinky for me.
Ever Shoplifted: not deliberately.
Ever Skinny Dipped: deliberately. though it's been far too long.....
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Only when compelled onstage.
Been Dumped Lately: No.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Gray, like Hedda Gabbler, but on a dude.
Favorite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long: Shortish
Height: As long as he is not in the Lolliop Guild.
Style: Preppy.
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: As long as he buys.
Muscular or Really Skinny: Not really skinny please.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: ad infinitum, life is regret....(sad clown face)
What country do you want to Visit: Greece
How do you want to Die: At 100, Playing Lear, closing night of a Tony Winning Perofrmance...shouting "Cordelia!!!!," and then die, when Lear does.
Been to the Mall Lately: Mall! Darling, I live in Manhattan. We don't have Malls!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Me like lound noises, me like bright lights.
Get along with your Parents: sure, when I visit them in the home they always say how proud they are of their son, Alexander the Great......
Health Freak: As in the Gym: No. As in hypochondriac: Yes.
Do you think your Attractive: Darling, that question will cost me a lot of therapy hours I promise.
Believe in Yourself: The Pendulum Swings...now: yes.
Want to go to College: Been there Done That. NYU!!
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: Not since the last time I answered this question on this redundant fucking survery.
Shower Daily: Christ, is this for surverys for Ethopian villagers?
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: mattsigl.com
Want to get Married: yes
Do you want Children: yes please, the Von Trapp ones.
Have your future kids names planned out: no.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Ah, how sweet, this survey is for pre-teens. Cute.
Hate anyone: no...just....oh...no...well...republicans!
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