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*mthang*

even with a noose, niggas still cant hang.

About Me


first off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim!
killin aint fair but somebody gotta do it. -tupac
mischief. mayhem. mthang.
aint nothin but an M-thang babayyy...
the often imitated, but never duplicated MTHANG!
cant none of yall mirror me back
you cant deny me... why would you want to?!
-greatest rapper alive (jay-z)

DONT TRY TO CHAIN ME DOWN WITH YOUR..."MANNERS!" -shake zula, tha mic rula
you think youre free?! im free. you dont know what freedom is. and you... WILL CHOKE on your average fuckin mediocre life. -lisa, girl interrupted
i recommend you stop being such a faggot! -old school
strongbad- on a scale of one to awesome.. i am SUPERGREAT! yeah man, ill gnaw your face off. -teh cheat
dont think cause i understand,
i care...
dont think cause im talking,
were friends...
-sneaker pimps
if youre having girl problems
i feel bad for you son...
i got 99 problems
but a bitch aint one!
-its your boy... young! (jay-z)
TAKE A CHANCE YOU STUPID HO! -gwen
kill bill vol.2-
youre not a bad person.
youre a terrific person.
youre my favorite person.
but every once in a while...
you can be a real cunt.
Tyler Durden (Fight Club):
you are not your job.
youre not
how much money
you have in the bank.
not the car you drive...
not the contents of your wallet...
YOU ARE NOT
YOUR FUCKING MYSPACE!

My Interests

dont know what you heard about me... but im a mother fuckin C-U-N-T! send me a text shorty wanna be a thug...
sleeping, livejournal , tt, going to the movies, avoiding reality (im a shut-up!-athf), bruises , tweaking, thunderstorms, shopping, swingsets, playgrounds, playing music on jukeboxes, laughing till my stomach hurts, living the dream,driving around listening to music, running around wal mart late night, swimming in the ocean...

... you know, thug life.

I'd like to meet:

ooooo! how you doin baby? NO. not you. ...the bow-legged one. -salt n pepa

and goren wants to meet ME. we are getting married.

angelaaa , boo! aka prof plum (whenever i go back back to cali cali) love, miss scarlett, vince vaughn, tom brokaw, vincent d'onofrio, will ferrell, jack black, shake, donnie darko, luda, and my fiancee (met her, love her)

Music:


g-g-g-g-unit!, jay-z, eminem, D12, tupac, luda, lil flip, the king of the south- T.I., young buck in this bitch, 50 cent, the game, dmx, ruff ryders, eve, lil kim,trina, ying yang in this thang, fisticuffs, no-no-notorious BIG, snoop a loop, coolioolio, goulet, (pharrell, neptunes, nerd, clipse, missy elliot---VA REPRESENT!)green day, beastie boys, sublime, cake, no doubt, gwen stefani, garbage, sneaker pimps, the cure, the ramones, the smiths, cowboy junkies, yeah yeah yeahs, white stripes, fall out boy, my chemical romance, saves the day, janes addiction, big black, nirvana, bob marley, paul simon, rolling stones, motown, billy joel, ani difranco, madonna, liz phair, lily allen, beyonce, destinys child, xtina, britney, mariah, justin timberlake, spice girls
my page plays hit em up by pac
i can rap every word
if you cant, get familiar.

if you dont like it, you can mute your computer, or get the fuck off my page!
GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH! -fight club

Movies:

fight club, donnie darko, ghost world,

kill bill vol2, pulp fiction, run lola run, amelie, training day, american history x, office space, old school, anchorman, elf, zoolander, TALLADEGA NIGHTS, napoleon dynamite,
home alone,
carrie 2:the rage
,
clay pigeons, thelma and louise, scream, adventures in babysitting, the sandlot, coming to america, waynes world, goldmember, malibus most wanted, mean girls, like mike, whats eating gilbert grape-

Television:

law and order: svu- "someday youll meet the right girl. and rape her.", law and order:ci, medium, the simpsons, adult swim (ATHF!- this is your right. this is your right. YOURE GONNA DIE.) king of the hill, monk, queer eye for the straight guy, pimp my ride, that 70s show, married with children, entourage (♥ boo), scrubs, will and grace, and nick at nite.

Books:



the burn book

never bet on the prince, the bell jar, divine secrets of the yaya sisterhood, anything by kaye gibbons, stephen frost's novel in progress♥

the little matchgirl, flat stanley, katie no pockets, never talk to strangers, dont let the pigeon drive the bus, duck on a bike, click clack moo...

dont jump!

Heroes:



detective goren
richard geres a real hero of mine.
sting.
sting would be another person whos a hero.
the music hes created over the years, i dont really listen to it,
but the fact that hes making it, i respect that.
-hansel (so hot right now)


will ferrell is my god.
he gives me reason to carry on.
*tinkerbell*
beatrix kiddo, karen walker, tyler durden! tupac, posh spice,my grandmother, thieu,
and ME.

if i ever won an award i wouldnt thank god and all that crap. i would say something like- "first of all, i want to thank myself. without me... i couldnt have made it here."

im not good or real. im evil and imaginary. -karen walker

My Blog

DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY BAD REPUTATION!

  I wanted to be the bigger person- but im so much smaller than you...   you call me a fatass?  hahahha PLEASE! you are at least 25 lbs heavier than me.  your bf and i talked abo...
Posted by *mthang* on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:49:00 PST

stephen fucking frost

we had a beautiful conversation tonight as we always do, and as always thank you for listening to me... and for your amazing friendship.  but i wanted to remember something you said to me along t...
Posted by *mthang* on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:52:00 PST

im heartless

meri:  putting an away up just for youuuuuuumeri is away at 2:21 A.M. mthang:  i love aways for meeeeee! meri:(auto response)  i love you more than all the stars in the univer...
Posted by *mthang* on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:44:00 PST

<3

"Anyone who knows you is fucking lucky." -Monika
Posted by *mthang* on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:40:00 PST

why i want to graduate from college

  so i can buy that david yurman necklace....
Posted by *mthang* on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:36:00 PST

mostly they get it wrong... but i dont care.

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Posted by *mthang* on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:31:00 PST

for anyone who missed it last year- minithang, the lil ho

  panty shot! isnt that santa soo creepy?...
Posted by *mthang* on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 10:22:00 PST

cradle robber

there was a nativity scene in someone's yard and i stole jesus.it does feel good to accept christ into my life.im filled with the christmas spirit....
Posted by *mthang* on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:05:00 PST

not now artic puffin!

my profile views went up about 100 in the past hour.i know my page is phenomenal, but its a little early in the morning to be obsessed with me.
Posted by *mthang* on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:32:00 PST

riveting and rich

  ...
Posted by *mthang* on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:43:00 PST