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The Oscillator

Love is a joke with no punchline

About Me

I am funny, loud, clumsy, giving, worrisome, easily stressed, will laugh at others and will definitely laugh at myself first and loudest,passionate, compassionate, senstive, and sometimes just downright fucking bitchy, I won't lie. I am alot of fun, open-minded, and there isn't much I haven't done or won't try at least once. I've done some crazy shit and I wouldn't take back any of it.My goal is to make a new friend each day. I love my friends and I am loyal to them. I attract crazy people. I adore making spit bubbles and anyone who can make them as big as mine. I believe everyone should fart if they need to. Don't hold it in!!!!!! I believe that people should also mind their fucking business and let others do whatever they need to do to make this life interesting. I love to make people smile and will go to great lengths. I wish to see as much as I can before I expire here and get scared of staying in one place for too long. I got married last summer to the most wonderful man on earth and we have two cats together. I grew up in Nashville, Tn and I moved to Santa Fe 3 years ago and completed courses for becoming a Polarity Therapist, Massage Therapist, and Reflexologist. I am totally into studying the Autonomic Nervous System and am learning all about how to heal trauma in the body.I am completely nuts about partying, meeting people, and getting myself into strange situations. I love it out here in the desert and the way of thinking. It is definitely the wild, wild west for sure in alot of aspects. I like the way my pee smells after I eat asparagus and I don't like the way it smells after I drink coffee, I don't like books turned into movies, celebrity gossip( i could just puke),balloons, iceberg lettuce, khaki,traffic lights that stay green for 2 seconds, people that don't control their brats in public, waking up right before my alarm goes off, bra shopping, spray imitation butter, busy wallpaper,FOOTBALL,people who yell at me while i'm riding my bike, when people say pacific instead of specific,when people say irregardless, when people pronounce caramel as "carmel", diet soda, soda in general,assholes,yuppies,gnarly PDA,when I have shit on my face or in my teeth and no one tells me, when people have no awareness of the way they are affecting others and take up too much space, shitty tippers, people who don't say please or thank you, people who are bossy,when i am called a hippie or a treehugger because i give a shit about stuff, guys who honk or yell out their windows at me, and a bunch of other stuff i can't think of right now. I like cats,my family, all fruits and veggies, cooking and uncooking, Anatomy,Thai food, making sushi, I like open-mindedness and friendly banter, I like fucked up movies(especially Japanese horror) all music, most people, the outdoors, strong drink, the World Cup, travelling, going to concerts, meditating, riding my bike, long walks, getting tattoos, microbrews,art, gossip, really stupid jokes, picking my nose, sticking various objects up my nose, sticking various objects up other people's noses, burping like a man, hot baths,sparkling water,warm wind, black nail polish, glitter, weeping willows, spooning, the smell of Sandalwood, any kind of self exploration, extra king size beds,studying Spiral Dynamics and the Enneagram, monsoon season, sage, meaningful conversations, easy laughter, comfortable silence, really good hugs, drunk dancing, Adult Swim, Family Guy, collecting weird socks, balancing my chakras, cool old people, rafting, sleeping, Homer Simpson, reading, doing Polarity on people, the Universe, talking about the Universe, trying to make the Universe better, trying to make me better, trying to love everyone and helping themselves feel better.... Ummm....the list goes on and on.....Top 20 Favorite Albums: !. Little Earthquakes- Tori Amos @. Downward Spiral- NIN #. You'd Prefer an Astronaut- Hum $. Fantastic Planet- Failure %. In the Hothouse- The Sound ^. To Bring You My Love- PJ Harvey &. Erykah Badu's Live Album *. Yoshimi vs. the Pink Robot- The Flaming Lips (. Days of Future Passed- The Moody Blues ). Quebec- Ween !!. Sea Change- Beck !@. Portishead Live in NYC !#. Pink Moon- Nick Drake !$. Paul's Boutique- Beastie Boys !%. Smashing Pumpkins- Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness !^. Sonic Youth- Screaming Fields of Sonic Love !&. Aquemini- Outkast !*. Dark Side of the Moon- Pink Floyd !(. Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals- Fight for Your Mind @). The Cure- Disintegration
MySpace

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewIma ge&friendID=17274401&albumID=1672142&imageID=305 22007

My Interests

Environmental concerns, green party, anti corporations, Engrish.com,organic food, Spiral Dynamics,non- pop music, Adult Swim, Serial Killers, Women's studies,psychology, John Waters, working on people, not being an asshole, people that aren't assholes,underground art, graffiti, natural medicine, personal healing, fun, crazy, random events,crazy, random people, spontaneity, cats, goofing off, Mad Libs, laughing so hard that i throw up or want to, lectures, stand up comedy (amateur or otherwise), trying to complete my mission for total digression to a 13 year old boy ( i have got by armpit farts down to a science), Pilates, Mastering the Japanese language

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's on or trying to find the high road

Human ' Treeman ' begs for help as he turns into a tree.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DStwXsmZ3OE

...i'm speechless.....



Anderson Cooper interviews Christopher Hitchens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugU2xQfOIh8

please read this book.

Music:

Violent Femmes, Ani Difranco, Ben Harper,Flaming Lips, Ween, PJ HArvey, Bjork,Richard Cheese,Cibo MAtto, Nick Cave, Missy Elliott, Erykah Badu, Outkast, White Stripes, Jose Gonzales, Smog, Enon, Tripping Daisy,*Hum*,Beck, Failure, The Sound, The Cure,Massive Attack,Damien Marley, Ziggy Marley,They Might Be Giants,Talking Heads, Self, Seu Gorge, Sonic youth, Radiohead, Moldy Peaches,Elliott Smith, Portishead, Tricky, Tomahawk, Beck, Modest Mouse, Bloodhound Gang, Salt, The Murmurs, The rentals, that dog, Weezer, Pavement, For Love not Lisa, Helmet, The Misfits, David Bowie (From Ziggy to now), Velvet Underground, The Clash,The Ramones,Moody Blues, Bob Dylan, The Doors, Janis Joplin, Sly and the Family Stone, Marvin Gaye,Al green, Mos Def,Parliment Funkadelic,Pink Floyd, NOFX, Dead Kennedys, Suicide Machines, Bad Religion, Dead Milkmen, Bob Marley, AKA Rudy, Soundgarden, Mudhoney, Nick Drake,JOanna Newsom,DJ Funk,Old Crow Medicine Show,Blackalicious, Goodie Mob, Busta Rhymes,A Tribe Called Quest,Utopia State, Eyedea and Abilities, Gift of Gab,Atmosphere,Cunninlyguists,Mizar, Gorillaz,System of a Down, Kanye West,DJ Dara,Squarepusher,Everything but the Girl, Devotchka, Beirut, Air, D Numbers, Ming &FS,Daft Punk,JOy Division,some dark wave and new wave, some trip hop, drum n bass, and GOOD dance music and on and on and on

Movies:

Happiness, Pink Flamingoes,Run Ronnie Run, Desparate Living, Female Trouble, Niagara, Niagara,The Edukators, Reservoir Dogs, Carandiru, City of God, Black Orpheus, Madame Sata,10 Stories, Gummo, 16 Candles, Pretty in Pink, Labyrinth, Princess Bride, Little Monsters, Goonies,Mallrats, Clerks, Edward Scissorhands,Me, Myself and Irene, Dumb and Dumber, Peewee's Big Adventure, Karate Kid, Spaceballs,Splash, Ferris Bueller's Day Off,Mary Poppins, Arizona Dreaming, Where the Buffalo Roam, Fear and Loathing, Bowling for Columbine, i heart huckabees, Audition, spring summer fall winter spring, Best of Youth,Save the Green Planet, 3 Iron, The Coast Guard, Oldboy, Nausicaa, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Steamboy, the way home, goodbye lenin,the city of lost children, delicatessen, triplets of belleville,mondo non troppo,oh and I HEART HUCKABEES

Television:

Jackass, The State, Kids in the Hall, The Young Ones, Roseanne, The extreme Elimination Challenge, The Brak Show, Sea Lab 2021, My Name is Earl, Simpsons, King of the Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, kitchen Nightmares, City of Men,Top Chef, Wifeswap, Project Runway, and I have a strong, albeit bizarre obsession with Forensic Files and shows like that, and stranger even, judge shows, paricularly Judge Joe Brown and Divorce Court. My boyfriend thinks that I am a freak because of this (well not only this).

Books:

Their Eyes Were Watching God,Good Omens,The Bonesetter's daughter ,anything by Ken Wilber, 6 Degrees of Separation,A LEsson Before Dying, The Color of Water, God is not Great,Memoirs of a Geisha( I read this way before the movie), Anything James McBride, The Color Purple,Conversations with God,Catcher in the Rye,Prozac nation, The Tao of Pooh, The Art of War, Anything Bukowski, Burroughs, Salinger,Nietzche,Vonnegut, The Bell Jar,The Idiot, The Good Earth, Tao de Ching, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.........

Heroes:

Hunter S Thompson, Sylvia Plath,James McBride, Maya Angelou, Brak, Andre 3000, Fat Mike,Ghandi,Christopher Hitchens ,Johnny Depp,Dostoevsky, Ani Difranco, Eyedea,Eddie Murphy,Dalai Lama,Harry Goz, Ram Das, Howard Zinn, Gary Cole, George harrison, Kim Gordon, Woody Harrelson,Tim Burton,mom,ma,nana,Lee Cartwright, Jeannie Swansea,THE ENNEAGRAM, George Carlin, MC Chris, my sister Olivia,my brother Adam,my brother Jeramy ....

Japanese Toilet Training for Kids (English Subtitled)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFVoLz88hiU

all i can say is wow.



TORI AMOS - GOD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viFvXzy3NkE

My Blog

Hillary Clinton Assassination Comment Kennedy Obama Shocking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0QAewVrR28 this is why hillary will not be my president....
Posted by The Oscillator on Wed, 28 May 2008 11:39:00 PST

JimLudwig.com

Hi guys! This is just an example of what we are talking about on jimludwig.com. Read it, and let me know what you think by replying to this blog, or by contacting jim on his website. ThanksOver the ...
Posted by The Oscillator on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:17:00 PST

Om my god

So, I just want to not be human anymore.   Well, maybe I do, but I am ready to move on to a higher version of myself.  I am working to take the steps to make that happen.  Like, re...
Posted by The Oscillator on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 02:20:00 PST

I don't even fucking know......

So, I went over to my dad's house today for the first time since he left his body.  The moment I pulled in the driveway and saw his jeep I started to lose it.  Every day the realness sets in...
Posted by The Oscillator on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:59:00 PST

Guilt is 20/20 and hindsight is a bitch from hell

So, I had to say goodbye to my father through latex gloves and swollen eyes.  I'm pretty sure he knew i was there.  he kind of mouthed 'I love you' when he barely opened his eyes.  I wa...
Posted by The Oscillator on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:43:00 PST

Saturn Returns

I'm at this weird turning point in my life.  As I'm sure all of us are in some way or another.  I'm happy and all is well and everything, it's just that at this age I have all these options ...
Posted by The Oscillator on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:53:00 PST

things people don't know about me

So, do we ever really KNOW someone?  What does that even mean really?  Like, what would KNOWING someone all entail.  Is it knowing people's middle names and birthdays?Is it just knowing...
Posted by The Oscillator on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:05:00 PST

the most valuable advice ever

If I can influence anyone of anything, it is this:  never let friends or family borrow money.  not if it is your BEST friend in the world or your CLOSEST family member, no one. ever.  M...
Posted by The Oscillator on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 01:37:00 PST

To everyone

So, this past week has been hellish, but in a real way and not in the frivolous ways normally.  I won't go into detail out of respect and compassion for the deceased, but if any of you out there ...
Posted by The Oscillator on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 01:14:00 PST

Santa Fe Sucks Part 2

So, three weeks ago, John and I won a free carpet shampooing from Kirby Vacuums.  I knew they were coming around 5 or 6 on that Tuesday and that was that.  I had school from 9 to 5 that day ...
Posted by The Oscillator on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 12:14:00 PST