sassyassassin

i suppose im as equqally prone to loneliness as anyone else who's ever opened a myspace account with the self-justification of keeping in touch with his/her "current" circles of social counterparts, knowing damn well that you look forward to a strangers random message telling you that they saw your profile and that you seem like such an "interesting person" and that you should "keep in touch", because lets face it, the telephone is not yet obsolete, and your current friends already know whatever information you might contribute to the "about me:" space provided in your personal profile. if over-disclosure doesnt yet seem like a mild disposition of mine, i'll farther reveal that i can be a bit of a cynic at times, and on my really good days, somewhat of an asshole (an otherwise dormant quality that only reveals itself when i come to know you well enough). i enjoy communication. i hold the notion that careful manipulation of a particular language could actually convince an impressionable mind that i am, indeed, worthy, if not at least, deserving of some respect or adoration (be it socially or intimately). for self-amusement, i'll even practice this theory at times, but my cynicism disallows any sense of satisfaction or accomplishment with each successful result, because, think about it: only the most distastefully gullable or insecurely naive mind could be so easily swayed! my proudest moment was beating god in a chess match (even though i only won by forfeit...oh well, so much for omnipresence). i like the simple things in life, such as air, and the only reason im not dead yet is that im a pro at crastination. im a visual artist with a passion for anything creative. i'd have a reasonably commendable portfolio if i wouldnt procrastinate as so oft i do, but thats how i roll. if i find time, i might even scan some of my sketches to my profile, but i'll make no promise. thats another thing about me: i dont prefer to make promises because my plans are rarely concrete. looking over what i've typed thus far, it appears i've been more self-critical than self-promoting, so i'll use these next few sentences to outline some of my more attractive qualities.