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About Me

MY NIECE AVA JAYNE!!Im a dorky lil boi-dyke who likes to be spontaneous and random, i like to create my own fun when things get dull. I like to make people laugh and blurt out random, sometimes shocking, things that make people bust out laughing uncontrollably. On the other side of the spectrum I'm a deep emotional analyst who likes to wax philosophical and ponder the meaning of....:pause for emphasis:..Life. I'm a good listener and always open to hear someone bitch about the trials and war stories of their life or just shoot the shit. I like people who arent afraid to be who they really are and are not afraid of what others will think of them.If yer interested in reading some random quips and diatribes in the life of Aly you can find me on LiveJournal at http://www.livejournal.com/users/alydyke727..I haven't updated in a while but maybe it will still amuse you and who knows perhaps i will be updating soon :o)...& the world & all its problems melted away & it was just us,it felt so good, you felt so right.. it felt so much like a dream.like one of my llil idealistic impossible fantasies that in the past have made me feel like a fool for thinking anyone could ever be so connected to me.like something i wanted my whole life,but I'd come to accept that it didn't actually exist outside of my own head, you're changing all of that. You're like a dream i want to keep having over & over again & i don't wanna wake up
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I love music that makes me bleed music that motivates and inspires me poetry that gives me shivers spoken word unplanned road trips mohawks cats who act like dogs that want to be cats abstract art surrealism impromptu photography making people laugh with my "childish shenanigans" ferrets thrift stores psychology analyticals starbucks late night visits to Taco Bell loving/hating NY discovering new music burning mix cds Ipods gadget geeks hating the whole Bush administration and everything that Bush stands for randomness gender expression queer theory androgyny riot grrrls piercings tattoos impulsivity spontaneity creative expressionalism driving "nowhere" crossword puzzles..yeah I'm a cruciverbalist..could you believe that's an actual term? waxing philosophy people who are articulate people who always say exactly what they mean creating metaphors people that aren't afraid to be themselves without fear of shame... and of course.. yr mom

I'd like to meet:

Get your own countdown at BlingyBlob.com I'm really just looking for friends. I just wanna find kewl peeps to talk to, and maybe meet, go to shows with, bullshit with. Egomaniacs, judgemental people, misanthropes,condescending people who think they know everything, bigots, and all other unfortunate walks of society need not apply. :o)LEAVE ME A VOICE MESSAGE! IT'S FREE!!! :o)Get Your Own Voice Player Manage LEAVE ME A VOICE MESSAGE! IT'S FREE!!! :o)
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Music:

Team Dresch, Triple Creme, Bikini Kill, Le Tigre,Julie Ruin (anything Kathleen Hanna),Sleater-Kinney, Yeah Yeah Yeahs,Tribe 8, The Gossip, She Wants Revenge,The Haggard, Tom Mcrae,Karate Cowgirl, Melissa Ferrick, Ani, Alix Olson,Sunny Day Real Estate, Bonfire Madigan,Mirah,Madder Rose, Blonde Redhead, The New Amsterdams, Avenue D, Chicks on Speed, Jack off Jill,Smile Empty Soul, Camera Obscura, Casual Dots, Malaria, The Sick Lipstick, Shout Out Louds,Northern State, Heavens to Betsy,Violet Indiana, Jet,Lunachicks,The Paper Chase, Bright Eyes, Howie Day, The Cure, Radiohead,Thursday,Melissa F, Butchies, Kaia, Sigur Ros,The Postal Service, Hot Hot Heat,Ben Kweller, SaharaHotNights,Handsome Boy Modeling School, Decemberists, Libertines, Saves the Day,Frogpond, Gina Young, Keane,Pretty Girls Make Graves,Cursive, Pedro the Lion,Tegan and Sara,Sonic Youth, Midtown, The Cranes,The Plath,Northern State, Boy Sets Fire, Mary Timony/Helium,Stereo Total,Rilo Kiley,Gravy Train,Moloko,Placebo,Straylight Run,Secret Cock,Violent Femmes,Fallout Boy, The Honorary Title, The Faint, Chelsea on Fire,Zero7, Common Rider,Suicidal Tendencies,Portishead,Azure Ray. Eliot Smith,Damien Rice,NIN, Nirvana, Jess Klein,Grant Lee Phillips,Starsailor,Coheed and Cambria, The Comas,Boy Hits Car,Leslie Nuchow, Ember Swift, Franz Ferdinand,Dresden Dolls, Pretty Girls Make Graves,Aqualung, Circle Jerks, Catie Curtis,Concrete Blonde,Dead Kennedys,Shonen Knife, Allette Brooks, Patti Rothberg,Erase Errata...

Movies:

High Art, Spaceballs, Labyrinth, Ferris Bullars Day Off, Frailty, Clerks, Chasing Amy, LOST & DELIRIOUS, American History X, Higher Learning, White Oleander, Dumb and Dumber, Scary Movie, Billy Madison, Speedway Junky, If These Walls Could Talk 2, Boys Don't Cry, Soldier's Girl,Arlington Road, Sleepers, The Devil's Advocate, Frailty,Final Destination 1 & 2, Joyride, Session 9, The Cube, etc

Television:

24, Six Feet Under, Weeds, Queer as Folk, The L Word, The Office, Mr. Bean, Fawlty Towers, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Who Wants to be a Millionaire, Trigger Happy TV, Mad TV, Classic SNL from Eddie Murphy, Martin Short era and Chris Farley, Phil Hartman,Adam Sandler, David Spade era Family Guy, FLCL, Penn n Teller's Bullshit, 80's/90's sitcoms, Nick at Nite TV Land (All in the Family, Three's Company)

Books:

Michelle Tea books, Godspeed by Lynn Breedlove, Prozac Nation by Elizabeth Wurtzel, Girl Walking Backwards by Bett Williams, Prozac Highway by Persimmon Blackbridge, Celestine Prophecy by James Redfield, She's Come Undone by Wally Lamb, Entries from a Hot Pink Notebook by Todd Brown, The Last Time I Wore A Dress by Daphne Scholinsky

Heroes:

Elizabeth Wurtzel - author of Prozac Nation, Bitch, and More Now, Againa:hover img {filter: Xray;}

My Blog

crazy 9/11 facts ...or are they...DUN DUN DUNNNNN

These are some crazy 9/11 facts... creeped me right the hell out!1) New York City has 11 letters2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers i...
Posted by Aly B. on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:56:00 PST

There's nothing quite like a lady on the train to make u more self conscious than u already are

Last night... I went to see Jim Gaffigan. Awesome show. He really seems to enjoy taking the time to talk to each one of his fans. So yeah that part of my nite rawked..but this isn'...
Posted by Aly B. on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 02:00:00 PST

Religion Smeligion

http://images.quizfarm.com/1110084125questionmark.jpg">> You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possib...
Posted by Aly B. on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:36:00 PST

ABC's of Sex Education for Trainables (this video is SOO wrong on so many levels)

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Posted by Aly B. on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:11:00 PST

Check out this video: Periods 101..mmmm.nice dog

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Posted by Aly B. on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 12:00:00 PST

Devin Vs. a straw (video)

The Mission: Devin MUST get straw into suitcase. He tries persistently to do so while sitting ON TOP of suitcase. After many attempts,defeated,Devin finally brings straw to me presumably asking ME to ...
Posted by Aly B. on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 12:41:00 PST

Wake me.

I think I need serious sleep intervention....I'm tired of watching the sun rise through my blinds in the morning, I think this lack of sleep at appropriate times is debilitating me. I'm so angry at my...
Posted by Aly B. on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:53:00 PST

Still psycho after all these years....

This poem was originally written October 3, 1996. I was 16. 6 years later it actually happened....and why more often than not, today, do i still feel the same? FINAL ESCAPE Here i...
Posted by Aly B. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cuz Bulletins don't last forever and I like this quiz

Soundtrack to my iTunes movie (thanks Debi) So, here's how it works:Open your music player (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc).Put it on shuffle.Press play.For every question type the song that's ...
Posted by Aly B. on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 12:39:00 PST

I spy w/ my astigmatic eye sum friends that aren't real anymore....for those who are I Love You

I think I care too much about people who don't really care about me anymore. Times change. Life changes. I guess for some people [certain] friends are expendable. replaceable..I wish I c...
Posted by Aly B. on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:26:00 PST