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A to the Lex

On the streets, I'm a legend. In my hood, I'm a star.

About Me


Ok, so i used to have a bunch of random crap right here. But, upon reexamination, i've decided to delete it and write some more random crap. This is what you need to know about me. 1)i'm invincible. 2)my bologna has a first name, but does not have a second name. 3)i use capital letters idiosyncratically. 4)sometimes i use big words, and most likely, don't know what they mean. 5)i am gandhi with a vagina and the mouth of a sailor. 6)Chances are, I know all of your secrets. Don't ask, just accept. 7)I like to shake my groove thang and break it down now. 8)I am soooo caucasian it's not even funny, but i try to keep in touch with my inner gangsta. i just said caucasian instead of white. that has asian in it. i mean....azn. i'm caucazn. ahahahahhaha. i'm done. 9)Sometimes I walk the line; sometimes it walks me. 10)Most of the time, people laugh with me because i crack MYSELF up. Not because i'm actually funny. Im a-ok with that. 11)You know Willis? Yeah, well he was talkin' bout me. 12)if i know you, i probably don't like you. it's ok, we can still pretend. 13)i am aroused by proper use of the semi-colon and all around good grammar. the aforementioned in no way claims that i practice good grammar. 14)i'm not jewish, but i'm a big fan of those who are. 15)i should have gone to a blacker college.

My Interests

Jockin' the bitches and slappin' the hoes.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: A to the Lex
Birthday: June 3rd, 1987
Birthplace: Just inches from my Mom's vagina.
Current Location: 150 miles east from my Mom's vagina.
Eye Color: Greenish-Blueish-Grayish
Height: 5 feet 8 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: Serbian, Irish, Scottish, German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shoes...I don't need no stinkin shoes.
Your Weakness: Being told I can't do something.
Your Fears: The dark
Your Perfect Pizza: Uh...cheese?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Don't die.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Spontaneous combustion is inevitable.
Thoughts First Waking Up: I have to start going to bed earlier.
Your Best Physical Feature: Freckle on my left big toe.
Your Bedtime: I'm a big girl now.
Your Most Missed Memory: I try to look forward.
Pepsi or Coke: Don't care.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither.
Single or Group Dates: Single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither.
Do you Smoke: No.
Do you Swear: When I type, but rarely when i talk.
Do you Sing: Badly.
Do you Shower Daily: I'm going on 4 weeks now.
Have you Been in Love: ...
Do you want to go to College: Ummm No.
Do you want to get Married: Yessir.
Do you belive in yourself: I'm pretty sure i exist.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes.
Do you think you are Attractive: I think i'm attractive to the socially inept. We are all machines--what makes a beautiful machine is up to you.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Not really.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Si.
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, Piano.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not really.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Am I cool now?
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah.
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: When i was like 5...and it was from my dad's store.
How do you want to Die: Amazingly.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Neurosurgeon or Criminal Psychologist.
What country would you most like to Visit: Most.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Why should someone be judged on such meaningless things?
Favourite Hair Color: I won't date you unless you have orange hair.
Short or Long Hair: Shortish-Longish
Height: 7'8
Weight: 500
Best Clothing Style: Hobo Chic
Number of Drugs I have taken: Drugs aren't my bag, baby.
Number of CDs I own: hundreds.
Number of Piercings: 3 and ears.
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None.

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I'd like to meet:

People who are firm believers in the fact that myspace is narcissism in its purest form.This is how i see it: According to Thamus, the written word provides people with the false conceit of knowledge. In other words, just because you read that shit up there, in no way does that mean you know me. That is something that can only be gained through experience. So, let's experience each other. ahahahahhahahaha. that sounds dirty.I would not like to meet people named Aubrey that steal pictures of me and put them up as their own. Or mostly, i just think that they would not like to meet me.aim=l2awkism Think before you type.

Music:

Depends on the season.Mostly in the rock/indie/alternative/stop-getting-technical-with-me genre. Heavy/well-played instruments and beautiful voices get me off. Keep that in mind. It may come in handy some day.Music is not a fashion statement. I swear people, if lip rings and greasy hair is all it takes to get you off, society is going down the shitter faster than i had anticipated.

Books:


Dating & Relationship Advice
MySpace Layouts

Heroes:

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