My name is Andy, people call me spacebird, an, and, ans, andy, andrew. I am from Cumberland Maryland. I am a good friend to everyone I know. I love my best friend Greg BaQuak! I like to eat black pepper. Well, I have recently saved up enough money to purchase my synthetic wings. They were $2,987.23, I got them on Ebay. I got my helmet on and ate a good breakfast (captain crunch) and climbed on to uncle marty's trailer roof. I started to flap and run at the same time, I made it to the end of the roof and off I was for the moon! I am a wizard of fine art. I made it as far as the end of the driveway and did a face plant in the pavement. I hit the pavement like a paper bag filled with vegetable soup. I now have a broken nose and I am having trouble breathing.It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall. I like goats. So needless to say this attempt was not a success. I will continue to develop my skills and attempt to fly to the moon as soon as possible!Love,Andy *spacebird*
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