CHACH [21-18] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Bicycles---uh ps this promo was filmed in sf where there are plenty of tuff as nails ladies who ride a mean fixie and yet where are they in this video? no where! chickens, academia, pianos, Dirty Polaroids, Photo Booths especially B&W ones, home made erotica, HIGH FEMME, anything that is fake gold, antique revolvers, getting crafty, house plants, warm bitter brown caffeinated liquids, elephants (I'm a sucker for the smart matriarchal nomadic types), Furry Flash Mobs (represent), GINGER, power tools, tug boats and most chubby aquatic things, chubby folks, beer cozies with pictures of animals dressed like people & holding beer cans on them, antique toasters, I like to sleep with make-up on so my face looks crazy in the morning. I'm into Feminism.....look out patriarchy, OH Yeah and before I forget I always like to have a spoon in my cup, corporate team building exercises and ice breakers...seriously, car games on bikes, LOW VISION PLAYING CARDS, heshers, ridiculous but bikeable fashion, vintage ties, I'm totally a back seat driver and I LOVE THE BROADWAY FUCKING BRIDGE!!! I also enjoy working against oppression- dehumanization - capitalism - imperialism - colonialism, and lying about how tall I am.

My Interests

..I am generally interested in Hugo Chavez, making lists, writing down my feelings in any form other than journal form. vintage house dresses that are too big for me, the sniffles,the bypass tray, collecting old jars and bottles, matching dishes, building lights, my front patio garden thing, baskets (picnic and other) straw handbags, straw suitcases, fine point sharpies, the color orange, BOLIVIA, 150 watt full spectrum light bulbs, random acts of public art, gorilla gardening, salvaged wood, broken windows, usps priority mail envelopes (not the tiveck ones, old vintage picture frames, my neighbors!

I'd like to meet:

Radical Birds! Chickens! Chicks too! peeps are gross but cute so they're ok! People who want to go to the farm supply store to pet chicks.Animals with no tails uuhhmmmm or very very short tails. People who love animals with no tails. LOW VISION HOTTIES!!!! People who are clumbsier than I am. People who want to get dressed up and get into trouble. People who want to get into a photobooth with me. Inner city pen pals. Quick witted folk. People who name their body parts after food ie...yams=thighs, cornbread=ass etc. People who love people with a unibrow. People who know all the words to "lets pretend we're bunny rabbits" by the Magnetic Fields,

Music:

..Debbie Gibson, The Magnetic Fields, will oldham, amy winehouse, PACKFM (HOLY SHIT), ELP, , Cat Stevens, Le Tigre, Cranes, Listening and slow-dancing to Sam Cooke & Otis redding, The Fugees, Eryka Badu, Common, Nina Simone, The Unicorns, Erase Erata, GLAM, Scissor Sisters, deadprez, ABBA, nico, rjd2, queen, moldy peaches, nuetral milk hotel, lauryn hill, yeah yeah yeahs, coltrane, cash, hooker, hayden, explosions in the sky, mogwai, a silver mt. zion, cat power, blackalicious, aesop rock, the roots, CANIBAL OX (hell yeah), lung fish, songs ohia, woody guthrie, doc watson, mos def, did I say will oldham? Well, will oldham

Movies:

..Harold & Maude, Breakfast on Pluto, Breakfast Club, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Steele Magnolias, Beaches,The Muppet Movie, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Victor Victoria (pretty much anything with Julie Andrews)

Television:

..No Thanks But ................................................ INSTEAD I"LL HAVE biking up or down ne holman, sending postal mail, getting postal mail, VELOs, community education projects, Eating tacos at La Bonita, Hanging out with my friends, making dinner, chickens, playing pranks, bike events, making to do lists with other people. OK OK I actually like to get tv shows from the library sometimes. I like both the British and us version of the office, the Simpsons, and shamefully I love Desperate Housewives and The OC.

Books:

..I'm currently reading Madeline Allbright's book and I paid actual cash money to do said reading. mostly feminist based non fiction....Bell Hooks, Audre Lorde, Barbara Erinriech (pre 1995 only) ETC..... Toni Morrison, Tom Robbins!!! My political Science Book, Books on Cartographic Crime, books about social justice, social movements and social change. Books on the history of Latin America and her revolutions!

Heroes:

..YOU!!!!