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Ryan Haneman

Everyday is a new Hangover

About Me

Welcome to all My name is Ryan.My mission statement in life what I felt I have been put here to do is toa) To lead a great life full of Nobility and Grace.b) Entertain the world, may it be to make you laugh so hard you pee your pants. or to have you cry so much you need a towel instead of a tissue.c)Amaze this world and leave them asking for more!I have been involved in the entertainment industry since I was five. I have done Stage, T.V., Independant movies, Big budget Movies, Canadian movies, Street theatre, Fringe, Busking, Mime, Clowning, Weddings, Balloon animals, fairs, exibitions, mall openings, store openings, Magic shows, Conventions, trade shows, Canada day celebrations on Parliment Hill, Blues & Jazz festivals, Stand-up comedy, Improv., theatre sports, Scetch comedy, Kids parties, Character clowing, Singing telegrams, balloon-o-grams, and more.I have won awards for Acting, directing, Improv, and writing. People really like to give that stuff. I really like to take it.I am currently doing stand-up comedy. Plus I am auditioning on a steady basis. As I am an actor and by golly thats what we do. I am looking to entertain all who come here as this page is like my home everyone is welcome and sorry but this is B.Y.O.B.I hope you read my blog, I hope you look at my photos (No there is no shirtless ones where I am rubbing baby oil on my abs), I hope you can advance my career.Hey you should check out my comedy page...its swell.
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My Interests

Comedy, Music, sex, live performance, good writitng, working on my near perfect ego, Humans and the silly things we do. Oh and did I mention sex?

I'd like to meet:

If your cool your fun people. Also people who can advance my career.....thats who I want to meet you....Also if I can sleep with you....then I'd like to meet you as well, And if I can sleep with you and doing it advances my career....Then I would really like to know you.

Music:

Good music is good music....I don't want to choose just one. What if I choose one group, then another group see's my page then notices they aren't on my list. Then what? I'll tell you. Then feeling are hurt, I dont want to bruise any egos and I don't want to end careers.

Movies:

What is with these choices? I will say "the Jerk", and there are more....oh yes I have seen a film or two. I enjoy massive amounts of porn...and to this day can say I have not seen a full porn through till the end. Its to bad those people work there asses of for us and we don't enjoy the full work put in.

Television:

House, South Park, Smallville, Arrested Developement, Six feet under, Sopranos, Deadwood. Well these are really good shows.....and I have not worked in tv yet so I feel I can be biased.

Books:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lives | I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage | Join the Pastafarians | Bring back the pirates! Add me as a friend fsmismyhero

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Heroes:

Batman, Spider-man, Superman, Wonder womans Bikini. I have other real life people with a pulse heros. But Once again egos and stuff. Ok my Grandmother. But she is pulseless now. R.I.P.

My Blog

The Posse!

             Many people in this world feel their life is not worth spit. They work long hours and get no "thank you". Yes you do get a paycheque ...
Posted by Ryan Haneman on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:37:00 PST

Come see me live!

Comedy!! Hello to one and all!! I am performing On June 2nd. I am performing stand-up with a great crew of comics...come one and come all. Where is it you are wondering, its up on Broadway at the Hol...
Posted by Ryan Haneman on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:48:00 PST

Why I am Called the Dumb Guy

Why I am.   Why are you called the Dumb Guy?I was asked..I sat up one night pondering this question. The only light in the room was the illumination of the computer screen. Charlie Parker was pl...
Posted by Ryan Haneman on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 03:36:00 PST

The Bender

The Bender! I woke this morning (maybe afternoon) and my head felt like a bag full of assholes. I looked around my room, my filthy, filthy room, and saw a trail of clothes from the room door to my be...
Posted by Ryan Haneman on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 04:22:00 PST

The New Blog!!

OK....This is a Blog about my soon to be new blogs....I have gotten comments on when I am going to new some new blogs.....The answer is soon. So this Blog is about the blogs that I will soon do. I&nbs...
Posted by Ryan Haneman on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 05:49:00 PST

Missing

Missing. Last week I woke up and just didn't want to get out of bed. I felt fat, I felt ugly, and I didn't like my morning breath. While I was sleeping I lost my Confidence. My Confidence looks like ...
Posted by Ryan Haneman on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 06:02:00 PST

How to write

"Dumb Guy how does one write stuff?" Some chap asked me the other day. I just smiled patted him on the head and sent him on his way, and even though it was his house he left (Some how now I'm subletti...
Posted by Ryan Haneman on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 05:48:00 PST

My Cat.

Knockers I awoke the other night, to a clattering noise. The first thing I had to do is go through my mental inventory (thats something I do in my head). The door to my apartment was locked then bolt...
Posted by Ryan Haneman on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 05:42:00 PST