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About Me


*The most important things in my life are my friends and family.
*Classic rock n' roll is one of the biggest influences in my life. It got me into guitar, which I've been playing (poorly) for the last 11 years. Music today doesn't hold a candle to what was being released in the 60's and 70's. Rock is the best type of music in the world, and if you disagree, ninjas will attck you in you sleep... maybe tonight.
*I can eat spicier food than you.
*I am a sarcastic bastard, and you will never get along with me if you can't take a joke. This means you, chump.
*I sleep naked.
*I love cooking even thought I'm bad at it.
*Sports are what makes mankind better than cows. My favorites are soccer, ice hockey, and rowing.
*It's rare that I meet girls that I genuinely like.
*It's rare that I meet cabbage that I genuinely like.
*Nobody likes Milhouse.
*Loyalty is the most important trait to me. Its the best thing to find in someone close to you. Betrayal is the worst.
*I get slappy when I drink.
*I won't like you if you don't understand The Simpsons.
*I killed 3 werewolves and slayed 7 dragons by the time I was 11. Not many people know this because I don't like to show off.
*I'm an avid traveller, and believe that it's one of the best things that you can do. I'm perennialy broke becuase I skip town whenever I have money.
DEEP THOUGHT OF THE WEEK: I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it. ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Anyone interesting, funny, or intriguing. Wanting to meet celebrities is for 14 year old girls.

My Blog

How to ruin Halloween like a true loser

One of my favorite holidays is and always has been Halloween.  Think about it... what better way is there to celebrate the night before a holiday that isn't really observed anymore (All Saints Da...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 14:22:00 GMT

NEW! Looking for that 'Dare to be Stupid' fashion? Read this!

Ever wanted to look like a moron?  Tired of being accepted and maybe even thought of as attractive?  Looking for an excuse to bring out that inner stupidity that's been fighting and figh...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 22:59:00 GMT

Where not to stay in Calgary

Last week, a guy named Jason I travelled with in Europe this spring drove to Vancouver from Pennsylvania on a big road trip.  He wanted to see BC and was still in the driving zone (after going fr...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 23:53:00 GMT

Militant vegetarian? Bite me and go to hell

If there is anyone out there reading this who really has it in for me and wants to piss me off & fire me up to the point of apoplexy and/or cardiac arrest, I have two recommendations for you: 1) ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 00:31:00 GMT

You're not Paris Hilton, and you're not attractive

After checking my email today, I logged out and was sent as usual to the MSN.ca page.  Now, when I am routed to a page like this, I expect to be able to see a couple of headlines on what is ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 02:54:00 GMT

Jon Stewart is a modern day oracle

Jon Stewart is the man.  There is no talk show host or comedian on the air today that can capture current issues with the same biting humour and conciseness as him.  This isn't a recommendat...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 04:32:00 GMT

Euro Mullet

OK so what the hell... the world truly has gone to shit.  Europe is always ahead of us in fashion and style, we catch up a couple of years later and everyone is happy.  However, a recent tre...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 13:32:00 GMT