New Work/"This Filthy World" |
so yeah,
I just finished my fourth day at the new job! It's so good to be out of retail! I don't feel like I have to sterilize myself when I get home!!!
The two greatest aspects of ... Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:29:00 GMT |
I wanted a hung husband but got a laptop instead |
um yeah,
In some ways things do tend to get kind of dramatic. Yesterday after showering and picking what I wanted to wear on my day off (list of things to do long) I heard BB King playing, it wa... Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 03:49:00 GMT |
I’d rather lick vagina! (EWWW!) |
um,
yeah,
I suppose when some situation just never seem to improve it is an undeniable sign that it's time to get out.
So the guy I termed wanker in my last post and I made up (of our own accord) exp... Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 03:41:00 GMT |
Will work for gin |
So yeah,
I kind of felt like giving up the myspace thing as I'm so facebook-centric now and I actually know 98.8% of my friends--notice no post-modern quotation marks because they actually are actual ... Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 03:53:00 GMT |
my silver jubilee begins |
So yeah,
This is an even longer absence than usual, longer than the "Incriminating Diary" I write in my elegant cursive handwriting (I was inspired to write by 'Notes on a Scandal').
Let's see wh... Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 05:00:00 GMT |
the mumsy is coming/nubile trainee’s |
Sigh,
I'm getting excited to see mumsy this Sunday, she's visiting for a few days at the tail end of a cruise she Nana went on. I miss my mummy?
It's been so long since I 'blogged that I do... Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 04:16:00 GMT |
Cockwith eyes/excerpt from my autobiography "Do I Have Sand In My Vagina?" |
Yar,
I remember that when I first started to write my little missives on this 'weblog' I used to rant mainly about work and such. Which I think was actually the bridging thing a lot of people us... Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 05:15:00 GMT |
missive |
Yeah,
Another thing I just remembered about the NI number interview, one of the questions I was asked was what is my primary citizenship-- I didn't even hesitate I said British. Oh, that was suc... Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:19:00 GMT |
burning on the beach/fully region 2/soon to be numbered |
Um yeah,
I'm feeling more British by the moment, but not for the normal reasons like losing my boring BC accent or getting married etc. No, I'm having these little moments that make me feel like... Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 02:47:00 GMT |
Hovite/I want a man/sex in public loo's |
So yeah,
This has been a long absence hasn't?
I am now totally English, even if I still don't have a proper accent yet--I guess I am a Hovite? I live in Hove which is part of the Brighton & ... Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 06:57:00 GMT |