The phrase "general interests"is so vauge i feel i must mock it. I enjoy bowling anything over a one-seventy, if I fall short of that I hate bowling and think it's for losers that don't bathe properly. I like to go to bars to break up fights and usually take the side of complete strangers over my own friends which should tell you at least one of two things: I'm either a heartless two faced prick, or my "friends" like to get drunk and pick fights with perfect strangers. I'll tell you this though, I ain't no heartless two-faced prick! i'm launching the clothing line this year, it's the shit OUTSIDAZ INK DROPPIN LIKE AN A-BOMB
I'd like to meet:
I want me a drop dead crack head weighin in at like ninty-five pounds that won't shirk away when I beg her to rub my sweaty back when i'm puking out my soul from the alchohol poisoning i will have attained from my projected defeat at shot glass checkers, you know what i'm talking about! The kind of girl that can beat me in a snow ball fight and then spend the whole night rubbing it in, yeah thats the kinda shit i'm talking about. A girl like that are what dreams are made of.
Lofty dreams, I know, but i'd be willing to settle for a dim whitted gimp (like a peg leg or some shit). Of course she'd have to have a great, well good, personality (if thats possible for a dim whit).
If I can be serious here for a second, I have to admit I have an ongoing asian fantasy/obsession, and thats on the level in the most non-stalker way possible( they're so sexy)
Music:
Anything that will make me angry enough to head but someone, j/k. Huge kottenmouth fan, nine inch nails for sure especially when challenging reality if you catch my drift, its true i'm a juggalo so the clowns, twiztid, blaze, abk they all my peeps. Big rap fan as well and chamillionaire got me bobbin my head right now " the sound of revenge" is hot. Brotha Lynch is bad as hell. Nine Inch Nails Lyrics .. Nine Inch Nails Music Video Codes Music Video Codes by .. IF THIS MUSIC VIDEO DOESN'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE GOING TO CHURCH, THAN YOU DON'T BELONG IN CHURCH
Movies:
Guy ritchie is a modern day genius so definately Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Layer Cake, and Revolver. Army of Darkness was one of the funniest movies i've ever seen. House of a Thousand Corpses and The Devil's Rejects were some pretty disturbingly tight shows, they even got me going back to church. For a minute. SuperTroopers, Swordfish, Kingpin, Butterfly Effect, Devils Advocate, Sin City, Full Metal Jacket, 40 yr old Virgin was funny as hell, The Faculty, Bullet Proof not to be confused with Bulletproof Monk which is cool too, Heddwig and the Angry Inch if you've seen this please comment to me about it P-Dub ya sick son of a bitch.
Television:
I'd have to say the only television I ever watch dilligently was football. I try to catch sportcenter as often as possible, if I didn't, I would have almost nothing to talk about with some of my best friends. Other than that if I'm not learning something its not really worth my time.
Books:
I'm gonna have to go with recent favorites since I can't really remember anything longer than a month ago. Chainfire, Terry Goodkind/ Promise of the Witch King/ R. A. Salvadore/ Sword in the Storm, David Gemmel. Other than that I usually stick to softcore porn, You know where they write about first dates and awkward but strangly erotic light petting stories. Yes I believe there is nothing more noble to write about than the battle for first base. (just in case there is an ass reading this that last part wasn't all true, its not even considered porn)
Heroes:
D-loc, Richter, and Saint have got to head up the list coming from nothing to living the dream. If you don't know who they are don't worry about it. Ash from Army of darkness (Bruce Cambell), Munsun from Kingpin (Woody Haroldson) actually anyone who has the balls to be a resolute smart ass in the face of adversity like John McLain (die hard). My mother for raising four selfish kids almost single handedly. (clown it if you want but thats on the real, so fuck you! ..
