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Who? MIKE JONES!

just me and my gnomies.

About Me

There isnt a single person in this world who is ever going to get me completely. There are a few who can tell what I'm about but no one truly knows what's up, so to everyone, fuck you.

My Interests

to be perfectly honest.. I do think that I am better than the majority of people.

Heroes:

Seriously, Chelsea Handler, Lauryn Hill, Fran Drescher, and Leah Remini.

My Blog

Jesus Christ - Stop acting like my MOTHER

I'm getting pretty damn sick of everyone acting like theyre my mother. My mother doesnt even tell me to do as much shit as you guys. You all swear you know me but truth is you dont know shit. Theres o...
Posted by Who? MIKE JONES! on Mon, 21 May 2007 10:02:00 PST

My Birthday and My Phone

so this birthday, seriously, the best birthday I've ever had. The rest of my birthdays I spent doing for everyone else and didnt have time to enjoy it. I spent so many birthdays alone after people who...
Posted by Who? MIKE JONES! on Wed, 09 May 2007 03:08:00 PST

so I guess im allergic to reglan

so a while ago i went to the hospital with a migraine so bad i was throwing up. They ended up giving me intravenus reglan and I had the WORST panic attack ever but i didnt connect it to the reglan cau...
Posted by Who? MIKE JONES! on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:23:00 PST

Random Poem - 3 More Days

You all are so jealous you dont even get it, I got nothing, I'm helpless and I'm really asking for help...no one hears me, it fears me to think you just dont care. I wake up and I cry most of the time...
Posted by Who? MIKE JONES! on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:52:00 PST

this kids a joke lol what an idiot

Timberfake: your a fuckin geekM i SS dE eV i: thats me.Timberfake: puttin me in your fuckin myspace.. tryin to make me look like a  dick when bitch u never saw me beforeTimberfake: fuckin cuntM i...
Posted by Who? MIKE JONES! on Wed, 02 May 2007 06:06:00 PST

Losing My Mind

I lost it. I've been thinking really crazy lately...like, I never thought about suicide before, I mean did when I was little but not really since I grew up cause I never thought I could do it, but tru...
Posted by Who? MIKE JONES! on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:34:00 PST

Amys boyfriends an idiot... and still ugly lol

and I cant stop laughing.. he actually said I could never get with him lol is he fucking kidding me, he's goddamn caveman, his unibone goes on for days. I wouldnt even get with him in my nightmares. ...
Posted by Who? MIKE JONES! on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:30:00 PST

Debra - noun (/dEBruh/) - A person who welcomes being walked on

Everyone has advice but no one tries to help. Ive gotten so many responses that I should ask my friends for help, mind you I have, and no one is willing too. Like that time I asked Steve to go to the ...
Posted by Who? MIKE JONES! on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 06:09:00 PST

WHAT do you WANT?

Ok, so I dont know what you want from me? I told you the consequences that would result from your actions three years ago..... THREE YEARS AGO. So I'm supposed to take back my word because it took thr...
Posted by Who? MIKE JONES! on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:16:00 PST

Me..well I'm..

I'm your sidekick, bestfriend, I got you when you aint got him. I got your laughs right here, I'm beside you drinking them beers and I'm the last one out cause I need to be up to make sure your shits ...
Posted by Who? MIKE JONES! on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:02:00 PST