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About Me

hello my name is lauren kaye, i live in portsmouth and stanmore, i have a cat called millie and 4 fish. ummm....im at portsmouth uni, i love pirates! woo woop! I love bowling ooo and Chilli con carne, not such a fan of apple stickers, snakes and geese! i like crazy trainers and kung foo movies! i have stripey hair some often say i look like a zebra. i like having my arm stroked, i work in ann summers, and im a childrens party organiser and want 2 b a childrens t.v presenter! i like pie too...muahaha!
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What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? copella apple juice
Beverage (alc) ? strongbow on tap
Color ? pink
Food ? ooo tough one...probs thai
Item of clothing ? dresses
Meal of the day ? breakfast
Feature on yourself ? eyes
Quality in a guy/girl ? funny
Phrase ? yes yes!
Song ? ...dnt have one..so many
Musical Artist/Band ? erykah badu
Sport ? rounders
Movie ? Amilie
TV Show ? mighty boosh or friends
Radio Station ? xfm
Type of Chocolate ? boost bar
Eye Color ? blue or green
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? a cat called millie
Smoke ? only the high grade! lol
Drink ? yes wen im out
Have any piercings ? yeah three in each ear and the belly button
Have any tatoos ? nope
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend not really
Had sex ? ....of course
Gone streaking ? umm kinda...half
Gone skinny dipping ? nope
Been to Europe ? yep
Been to an island ? i lived on an island for 8months
Had stitches ? nope
Broken any bones ? nope
Been stabbed/shot ? only by a paintball gun!
Slept until after 12:00 ? yeah
Stayed up all night ? yeah many a time
Danced like a whore ? umm...yep *hangs head in shame*
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? yep!!
Turned down a dare ? umm yea but it was very risque!
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? possum or vikki
Is the prettiest ? suzannah or lucy allen
Is the most handsom ? joe, eugenio
Is the loudest ? welsh jim!
Is the craziest ? vikki!!
Is the most shy ? umm....probs tracy
Is the most loving ? linzi
Is the most understanding ? suzannah or lucy
Is the most boring ? ....dunno
Is the richest ? kit
Is the most athletic ? phil
Is the most cocky ? owen jones!
Is the biggest sex icon ? ...hmm tough one..probs karolina
Is the most wordly/cultured ? victor o so manley or helen
Do you look up to the most ?
Do you tell everything to ? lucy allen partridge
Has the best clothes ? katie must help or helen s
Has the best house ? dunno
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? try anything once
Kiss someone of the same sex ? yes and have done many a times
Cheat on someone you love ? no way
Run away from home ? yep..until my chicken nuggets were ready
Lie to your parents ? yep
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? ummm...nope i cnt
Lie to your best friend ? nah
Give a homeless person money ? yes
Run from the police ? yep and have done
Bungee jump ? yep
Sky dive ? yep
Cross dress ? yep
Be an exotic dancer ? umm probs
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? nah..im 2 much of a pussy
Scuba dive ? yeah but im scared of sharks
Go rock climbing ? yeah
Go spulunking (caving) ? yeah
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? shit
Bologna ? what the fuck
Hott ? men
Orange ? yum
Real world ? rock
Fuck ? fuck me
Jack ? and jill
Cucumber ? fresh
Hip-Hop ? yes yes!
Uniform ? school
UniCORN ! ? magic
Rainbow ? gay
Clown ? ug!
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My Interests

Eating, music, swimming and being a lazy arsed mother hubard!

I'd like to meet:

liv tyler, jesus, brandon boyd (he'd get it), bryan may so i can stick my finger in his hair, oo and danny wallace, mr kipling (coz he makes excedingly good cakes) and Davey Jones, possibly captain blue beard! arrrrr! oh on my space anyone who can lead me to the path of inlightenment..

Music:

music wise im a big fan of quantic soul orchestra, dj yoda, dj format, J5, the Zutons, Dogs die in hot cars, Incubus, The Herbaliser (Phat), Fat boy slim, red hot chili peppers, Alcie Russell, Nas, Erykah Badu, groove armada, Madlib, Dj Shadow, the Avalanches, bloc party, fingathing, g. love and special sauce, the go team, guru, the one and only snoop dogg, jack johnson, kaynewest, luke vibert, portishead, RATM, rahzel, RJD2, royksopp, tommy guerrero, felix da house cat, husky rescue, Joanna Newsum, mr scruff, herbie hancock and of course the legendary pink floyd! cud name many more but id probobly ware a hole in my fingers.

Movies:

About a boy, spirited away, crash, Amelie, notting hill, carry ons, pirates of the caribbean, saw, battle royal, the cube trilagy, flight of the navigator, anchorman, back to the future! loads of stuff

Television:

Its the 18oo's we dont have television

Books:

I cant read, maybe biff and Chip

Heroes:

super man! and kitchen utensil lady!

My Blog

my first ever blog...read it and weap! xx

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Posted by Lozzatron on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:31:00 PST