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Jambon Jovi

A rampant kid, who resurrected Lazuras with his magic tricks...

About Me

Hello and welcome, I would just like to take this opportunity to forewarn you that my very good friend , Miss Katie Must-Help, has made some helpful and very accurate edits to my myspace page. See if you can spot these almost seamless additions to the information on this page...
This used to say that this section was UNDER CONSTRUCTION...
But in reality I'm just lazy and can't really be arsed to write anything in this space for now. To be honest, to be my friend you must at least know a little about me, surely?!
Anyway...every Wednesday afternoon from 3 'til 5 i do a little radio show called J and K Today on Pure FM with my lovely friend Katie.
www.purefm.com and click on Listen Now...
OH MY GOD! I FORGOT TO SAY I LOVE LUTHER VANDROSS, LIONEL RITCHIE AND LEO SAYER! EQUALLY! I ALSO LIKE FIVESTAR AND FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD. SHAME ABOUT HIM THOUGH. FRANKIE...AND HIS GOING TO HOLLYWOOD I MEAN. HE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO HOLLYOAKS INSTEAD! HA HA HA HAHA! AREN'T I A VERY FUNNY BEARDY MAN!?!! I'll stop shouting now... i just HAD TO EXPRESS THIS! IT WAS HURTING MY HEART! EXCLAMATION! EXCLAMATION!,
Once, I told my housemate Katie, (who, by the way, is one of the most delectable personages you shall ever meet) that I didn't have a willy. However, I do.

My Interests

Kicks, clothes, music, graffiti, football, bed, art, food, film, drink, ARSE, friends, love, happiness, ladies and laughter. Oh, and Bedfordshire County Summer Fete! Love those homemade jams and preserves!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can enlighten me......or just give me a hug! And definitely anyone even a little bit piratical! (Also anyone who can tell me if 'piratical' is actually a real word?!) Oh, and Christopher Biggins, as I don't quite know who he is and would like to find out. Sir Humphrey Bogart, Dave Benson Phillips, Gaynor Faye, John Snow, Phillip Pullman, David Tennant and Kerr Smith.

Music:

First and foremost...it must be the Lord of the Sea: DAVID HASSELHOFF. Remember kids...
DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF.
'Cos he will find you!
i love bum.Then, in no particular order: THE LIBERTINES, THE LA'S, OASIS, BLUR, COMMON, ROYKSOPP, LAURYN HILL, MARVIN GAYE, ANYONE ELSE GAY, DAVID GRAY, 'CAUSE IT RHYMES WITH GAY, BADLY DRAWN BOY, JURASSIC 5,JURASSIC PARK, BLOC PARTY, COLDPLAY, AUDIO BULLYS, THE STROKES, NAS, PRAS, BEN FOLDS, BETH ORTON, KANYE WEST, DURAN DURAN, SHED 7, SPACE, BON JOVI, JOHN LEGEND, OUTKAST, MOBY, GIRLS ALOUD, IAN BROWN, THE STONE ROSES, OCEAN COLOUR SCENE, KULA SHAKER, SNOW PATROL, BUBBA SPARXXX, SIMON AND GARFUNKEL, PRIMAL SCREAM, DJ SHADOW, SCRATCH, ZERO 7, DAMIEN RICE, LOWKEY, R.E.M, BIZ MARKIE, THE SMITHS, YUNGUN, JESSICA SIMPSON, GORILLAZ, T.REX, BLACKALICOUS, DILATED PEOPLES, KLASHNEKOFF, THE VERVE, KASABIAN, DOC BROWN, JAY-Z, TURIN BRAKES, EMBRACE, MICHAEL JACKSON, CURTIS MAYFIELD, GEORGE MICHAEL, THE FUGEES, BIG L, DE LA SOUL, BECK, MARK RONSON, RAHZEL, OBIE TRICE, DJ FORMAT, JACK JOHNSON, JOY DIVISION, BOB MARLEY, LED ZEPPELIN, DJ DANGERMOUSE, BILL WITHERS, SOLESIDES, SUPERGRASS, RYAN ADAMS, PAUL WELLER, LENA MARLIN, THE ROOTS, TALIB KWELI, GOMEZ, THE KILLERS, HOT HOT HEAT, MOS DEF, RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS, THE BEATLES, THE KINKS, LEN, JAMES BROWN, THE MAGIC NUMBERS, THE KOOKS, GEORGE MICHAEL TWICE BECAUSE I LOVE HIM MOST, GRANDMASTER FLASH, TASKFORCE, FINGATHING, B.E.N.E.F.I.T, WHITE STRIPES, COLDCUTS, PULP, A TRIBE CALLED QUEST, THE TRIBE: THAT PROGRAMME THAT USED TO BE ON CHANNEL 5 WITH THE FACE PAINT, OTIS REDDING, LUDACRIS, JAMIROQUAI, BLACKSTREET, GOLDFRAPP, TOTO, NWA, ERIC CLAPTON, THE EAGLES, 2PAC, AL GREEN, ABC, THE STRANGLERS, THE FUTUREHEADS, MASSIVE ATTACK, AQUALUNG, ARETHA FRANKLIN, THE POLICE, HAR MAR SUPERSTAR, GUNS N ROSES, THE AVALANCHES, BASEMENT JAXX, EARTH WIND AND FIRE, THE BEACH BOYS, DR DRE, BEASTIE BOYS, FAITHLESS, JEHST, ELBOW, FATBOY SLIM, NO-ONE WILL EVER BE ARSED TO READ THIS FAR ESPECIALLY AS IT'S IN SHOUTY CAPITALS, GANG STARR, THE FOO FIGHTERS, BEN E.KING, GENESIS ELIJAH, GENESIS WITH PHIL COLLINS, RADIOHEAD, U2, JAMES, NEW ORDER, STEVIE WONDER, FOREIGN BEGGARS, STAR SAILOR, THE ARCADE FIRE, HANDSOME BOY MODELLING SCHOOL, PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS, RADIOHEAD, UGLY DUCKLING, BABYSHAMBLES, WE ARE SCIENTISTS, WOOKIE, ARCTIC MONKEYS, THE STREETS, SPANDEAU BALLET, JILL SCOTT, RAY CHARLES, THE FLAMING LIPS, JASON MRAZ, LOUIS ARMSTRONG, MYLO, RICHARD ASHCROFT, THE THRILLS, STEEL TRAIN, JOSE GONZALEZ, EDITORS, GNARLS BARKLEY, CLOR, CLAP YOUR HANDS SAY YEAH!, THE WHITE ROSE MOVEMENT...i think that's it for now!
Oh, and any kind of house music, particularly bleak house.



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Movies:

I love watching films but don't actually own many, so this list is just off the top of my head; MALLRATS, DONNIE DARKO, THE GODFATHER, LOCK, STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELLS, SNATCH, FIGHT CLUB, PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN, SCARFACE, TRAINSPOTTING, BRAZIL, TOY STORY, FINDING NEMO, SEVEN, TWELVE MONKEYS, CROSSROADS, THE USUAL SUSPECTS, MAN ON FIRE, THREE KINGS, LORD OF THE RINGS, STAR WARS (the original three), CITY OF GOD, THE JUNGLE BOOK, THE INVISABLE MAN, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (the original), RAIN MAN, DUMB AND DUMBER, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, RED DRAGON, CANNONBALL RUN, MIGHTY DUCKS (all of them, classics!), LEON, GANGS OF NEW YORK, GOODFELLAS, THE UNTOUCHABLES, SIN CITY, PULP FICTION, THE CROW, KILL BILL VOL.1 AND 2, 8 MILE, GLADIATOR, RESERVIOR DOGS, TRAINING DAY, A BEAUTIFUL MIND, THE BIG LEBOWSKI...thats about all for now, ill be back though!

Television:

I dont have a TV at uni, so i could be really out of date! THE SIMPSONS, FRIENDS, FUTURAMA, THE OFFICE, THE FAST SHOW, MESSIAH, FAMILY GUY, 60 MINUTE MAKEOVER, MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE, WORKING LUNCH, MURPHYS LAW, C.S.I, NEVER MIND THE BUZZCOCKS, HOLLYOAKS, NEIGHBOURS, NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS, SPOOKS, BRASSEYE, I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE, THE O.C, LOST, NIGELLA BITES, PEEP SHOW, PHOENIX NIGHTS, LITTLE BRITAIN, MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL, LATER... and i have a guilty pleasure of enjoying all those Top 100 shows on channel 4...i'm such a loser!...

Books:

HANDBOOKS AND GUIDE BOOKS.

Heroes:

LLOYD GROSSMAN....BRRRRRRRAT! Kandi Staton aswell. and Melanie Sykes. Sometimes June Sarpong, it depends.