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About Me

I'M NOT SARAH SILVERMAN THE COMEDIAN FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD!!!! Stop being such a loser and asking me to be for friend because I happen to have a relatively common Jewish last name and a super common female first name! Look at my gawd damned picture you retards! I look nothing like her...and I'm not racist! My only connection to her other than the name is I was on Jimmy Kimmel live at a first con (I'm the sarcastic one) and she dates him. If you don't know me, leave me the f**k alone!Also, if you do not message me first and tell me who you are and why I should friend you, I won't. You will be denied!I have a BFA in Illustration, a Certification as a Scientific Illustrator and yet I work retail. Go life!If you REALLY want to see what I'm like, check out the blogs I actually update...sometimes. Blogger! http://www.blogger.com/profile/14824637 Livejournal! http://www.livejournal.com/users/rummyhunny/ My website! http://www.mooncat-arts.comCheck me out, I'm a jewy biker bitch...with Hyde! But it won't show the picture here, even though I pasted in code like it said to, so go here cuz it's a bastard!http://img.avatars.yahoo.com/wusers/1DGfsbF7aAAECOQE _dA3mUniW1ywD.large.png?.intl=usA cool video...cuz everyone on Myspace needs a video! LIFE As Seen by Cynical BEST VIDEO EVER!! ALL NERDS MUST VIEW IT! I'm Han fucking Solo bitches!
Star Wars Horoscope for Scorpio
You are a powerful character.
You tend to be possessive and lusty - which explains your greedy nature.
You feel threatened when people try to order you around or control you.
You are prone to suspicion and jealousy - but your resilience and passion get you what you want.
Star wars character you are most like: Han Solo What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope? "The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domesticated animal." -- Compton MacKenzie

My Interests

I like furries, art, drawing, painting with watercolor, Robbie my love, dancing, skiing, dressing up in costume, roller blading, swimming, laying in the sun, hanging out with my kitties, etc. I love good food, just about anything with salmon in it, and eating fancy cheeses in my underwear. It's true! I looove brie!

I'd like to meet:

People I already know. Non skanky girls. People who like cats. People who like to dance that aren't creepy. People who aren't retarded and think that I'm Sarah Silverman the actress/comedian. It's kinda a common name. Famous people I'd like to meet: Hugh Jackmn so I can be his slave, John Clease and Eric Idle cuz Monty Python is awesome and the guys from 'Unwrapped' and "The Secret Life of..." shows on the FOOD network so I can beat them down and take their jobs.

Music:

PUSA, disco, funk, Barenaked Ladies, Cake, Tenacious D, Bloodhound Gang, RJD2, etc. I can't stand country or most rap and stuff like that. I really like old school rap, like mid '90's and earlier.

Movies:

Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail,
see more crazy cat pics Jurassic Park, Super Troopers, dumb teen comedies with tits in them, Disney animated thingys, LOTR, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Old School, Borat, natural disaster movies, especially 'Day After Tomorrow', etc.

Television:

Adult Swim, Animal Planet, Law and Order, Simpsons, Food Network, Discovery, etc.

Books:

Blacksad, Dinotopia...reference books

Heroes:

Catwoman, Leonardo Da Vinci

My Blog

The electric slide

So, the tv Robbie and I got last year he decided was too fat, so like you trade a fat lover for a slimer, sleeker model (ahem) he got a 50" plasma and is currently putting together the stand for it. I...
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:53:00 PST

Summertime and the livin’ ain’t easy

It's June. Califur has come and gone and I have yet to see any photos of myself. The remodel of my folks' kitchen is progressing semi smoothly. Mom gets tired and stops or argues with me about the pai...
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:41:00 PST

have you changed?

I was just on Facebook looking at pictures of people I'd like to consider my friends. That's the thing about all these online communities: do you actually know half the people who are your 'friends'? ...
Posted by Sarah on Sun, 04 May 2008 12:01:00 PST

odd year

Not much to say really. Not much to write about cuz there's no drama. money is money. the weather can't decide what the fuck season it is (it snowed last week).mario kart wii is fucking awesome.it's b...
Posted by Sarah on Thu, 01 May 2008 08:03:00 PST

no one reads this blog

I’ve noticed I only get comments on angsty, depressed blogs. Oh well. Whatever. I’m happy. I hope you are too. I got a raise at Daly’s, $12 an hour! Woot! $4 more than I made at UPS....
Posted by Sarah on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:24:00 PST

I have wanderlust

I just came back (sunday 3/30) from a big city east coast trip. I went to Washington D.C. and New York City for a 12 day trip with my parents and brother. Robert got to join us for the first week, whi...
Posted by Sarah on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:22:00 PST

Domesticated

Ha ha funny joke since I’m a domestic tuxedo cat, right? I looove being in the kitchen. Well, tonight after work I cooked one of the best meals I’ve ever had! Whole wheat flour baked halib...
Posted by Sarah on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:00:00 PST

ICANHASARTNOW!

You to rummyhunny.blogspot.comYay updates!now for cuddles cuz it's late.
Posted by Sarah on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:20:00 PST

Trnsformers killed my dreams!

I just found out that the new Transformers movie WON'T have the Dinobots in it. *sob* Oh Grimlock, I love you.
Posted by Sarah on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 10:53:00 PST

in case you saw the news

We got home from work at 6:30pm ish tonight to the sound of helicopters. At least 3 that we can see, but it sounds like more. What the hell is going on? Nothing on the tv news. I check KOMO and KIRO ...
Posted by Sarah on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:08:00 PST