Music, Breaking bones, Movies, Animals, Vegetarianism, Art, Photography, Singing, NPR, Science, History, Partying, Red things, Sewing, Painting, Drawing, Design, Education, Planning, Research, Current Events, Politics, Outdoors.
Music:
Ohm Resistance, Obliterati, Submerged, Temulent, Technical Itch, Photek, Squarepusher, Aphex Twin, Kool Keith, Beastie Boys, DJ Shadow, Beatles, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Decemberists, Beta Band, Modest Mouse, Of Montreal, Gogol Bordello, Money Mark, Buffalo Daughter, BS2000, The Postal Service, The Rapture, Thom Yorke, Peaches, Arcade Fire, Lady Sovereign, Spoon, Wolfmother, Muse.
Movies:
HOUSE OF YES
Mrs. Pascal: What's that gun doing there?
Jackie-O: It's not a gun. It's a camera.
Mrs. Pascal: It's a gun.
Jackie-O: It's a camera that looks like a gun.
Marty: Relax, Mama, it isn't loaded.
Mrs. Pascal: How do you know?
Marty: I checked.
Mrs. Pascal: What's it doing there?
Jackie-O: Being gunlike, gunesque, gunonic.
Mrs. Pascal: Where did it come from?
Jackie-O: God?
FEAR AND LOATHING
Raoul-"PLEASE. Tell me you got the fucking golf shoes.
THE BIG LEBOWSKI
Jesus-"What is this "day of rest" shit? What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out bull shit! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead!"
ROADSIDE PROPHETS
Othello-"You wouldn't happen to have a roman candle, would you?
RUSHMORE
Max-"I like your nurse's uniform, guy."
Peter-"These are O.R. scrubs."
Max-"Oh, are they?"
THE LIFE AQUATIC
Steve-"I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it."
DONNIE DARKO
Kitty-"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."
ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
Clementine-"What are you, NUTS?"
Joel-"It's been suggested."
GARDEN STATE
"I thought you killed yourself."
"What?"
"That wasn't you?"
"No, no, tha-that wasn't me."
BEST IN SHOW
Meg-"Thanks a lot, you stupid hotel manager!"
FIGHT CLUB
Narrator-"I am Jack's smirking revenge.
A CLOCKWORK ORANGE
Alex-"No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter."
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY HAL
"Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."
CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND
Patricia-"Insane asylums are filled with people who think they're Jesus or Satan. Very few have delusions of being a guy down the block who works for an insurance company."
AMELIE
Narrator-"Amelie has one friend, Blubber. Alas the home environment has made Blubber suicidal."
THE FIFTH ELEMENT
Ruby Rohd "What's wrong with you? What you screamin' for? Every 5 minutes there's somethin', a bomb or somethin'. I'm leavin. bzzzz."
REQUEIUM FOR A DREAM
Marion-"Anybody wanna waste some time?"
I HEART HUCKABEES
Albert Markovski: "Motherfucking cocksucker motherfucking shit fucker what am I doing? What am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing. I'm doing the best that I can. I know that's all I can ask of myself. Is that good enough? Is my work doing any good? Is anybody paying attention? Is it hopeless to try and change things? The African guy is a sign, right? Because if he isn't, than nothing in this world makes any sense to me. I'm fucked! Maybe I should quit. Don't quit! Maybe I should just fucking quit. Don't fucking quit! I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to fucking do anymore! Fucker! Fuck shit!"
THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGAN
Jay "What made you think she was a man?"
Andy "Oh I don't know maybe because she had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.
THE MOTORCYCLE DIARIES
Ernesto - "You gotta fight for every breath and tell death to go to hell"
Television:
The Simpsons
Homer-"Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems."
The Daily Show
John-"France, c'mon girl, don't be an invader hater."
Reno 911
Trudy-"If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers."
Arrested Development
Lucille-"Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire."
Entourage
Turtle-"Did you just get cock blocked by Bob Saget?"
Family Guy
Stewie- "I've got a better idea. Let's go play 'swallow the stuff under the sink'."
Jackass
Raab Himself-"I'm Jackass, and you're watching Raab Himself..."
Just Shoot Me
Donnie DiMauro-"Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot Pie!"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
[Larry steals the head of a doll from Jeff's daughter's collection]
Susie Green-"You fat fuck! And you bald piece of shit! Where's the fucking head?"
The Office(UK)
David-"If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain - do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits." ---------- The Office (US)
Dwight-" I have been Michael's number two guy for about five years, and we make a great team. We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy."
Scrubs
J.D-"[after slamming his hand in the hinged counter] Aaaah! My 'me time' hand!"
Colbert Report
Stephen Colbert "When I think about the truth, I touch myself."
It's Always Sunny in Philedephia
Sweet Dee "I am gonna punch a hole through your face!"
Rescue Me
Chief: "There's no probably about it. I've seen the pictures. She's more of a man than I am."
Flight of the Conchords
Jemaine "You're so pretty, like a tree or a high-class prostitute."
Unhitched
Dexter
Books:
anything by anne rice or chuck palahniuk, american psycho, timequake, breakfast of champions, on the road, fahrenheit 451, 1984, piers anthony's incantations of immortality series, books about history, historical fiction, biographies, interior design textbooks
OH YES
there are worse things than
being alone
but it often takes decades
to realize this
and most often
when you do
it's too late
and there's nothing worse
than
too late.
- Charles Bukowski
Heroes:
Anyone that is following a dream.
