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The Sultan of Sass,The Captain of Crass, Matt Mask

sketch comic & actor from B.C Canada

About Me

I am a local actor & sketch comic with a show that airs locally in B.C called Dare To Be Stupid.You can visit the show's site at www.daretobestupid.piczo.comMe and my crew do some pretty weird and wild stuff....the show airs on local channels in Kitimat, Terrace and prince Rupert and it just keeps growing like this thing on my neck...hmmmI'm always on the look for new people to recruit for the show...so if you read this send me an e-mail at [email protected] fantasy layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com love / music / movies / frazy om

My Interests

My interests are music. comedy, writing, producing, sketch comedy.

I'd like to meet:

I have the worst memory ever so I'm sure there are a lot of people from my past through no fault of there own that I have simply forgotten and wouldnt mind hearing from.I enjoy politics, music, radio, and the TV industry...especially sketch comedy-So if you like any of those topics just send me a message and we can chat.www.daretobestupid.piczo.comkitimatsketchcomedy@hotmail .com

Music:

My favorite band of all time is Type O negative, there sound is a mixture of goth and industrial metal. My favorite song is also by Type O negative called Love you to death.I am also a Huge Kiss fan...especially Gene Simmons...since my tongue is as large as his and it has come in handy on quite a few occasions *wink *wink!well...if that cheesy remark hasnt stopped you from reading the rest of this, I also am a huge fan of the Birthday Massacre and feature there music in the closing credits of my program. they are listed in my top 8 friends and you should have a look at there account on myspace to hear their music which I can honestly say is excellent and creative. You can also view my blog to find a link to a website that features an article about my shows music and it mentions the Birthday Massacre.Celldweller is the other group featured on my program and they share quite a few similaritys with The birthday massacre in regards to there image and sound. If you enjoy the Birthday Massacre, I'm sure you'll love Celldweller's music....I know I do. Celldweller is also listed in my top 8 friends list and I also encourage you to view there myspace account and listen to there music and view all related information about the group.Musicians who I have portrayed on TV include Michael Jackson, Ozzy Osbourne & Gene Simmons
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Movies:

first off....my favorite film of all time is The Crow, Brandon Lee was excellent in that movie and none of the sequels have even come close to living up to the first film...RIP Brandon.I am also a horror movie fan...especially The Nightmare On Elm Street Films. I've had the chance to portray Freddy Krueger a few times in comedy bits for my program and its always a blast to portray him.As geeky as this sounds...I occasionaly enjoy watching movies I enjoyed growing up, so Transformers The Movie is a favorite, dont get weepy when Optimus Prime dies...your girlfriend will not find you sensitive if your crying over the death of an animated robot.Saw 1 & 2 are great and the twist endings wrap things up in a nicely in both films.

Television:

Dare To Be Stupid....my show....of course I'm going to plug it!Nowadays I generally dont like most of the new shows that have been coming out. I find myself watching re-runs of NYPD Blue and Seinfeld.Family Guy is always great & so are re-runs of Buffy The Vampire Slayer.The Tom Green Show is still the funniest comedy show to come out of Canada in my opinion...too bad people sum the show all up in one moment, sucking on the cow.
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Books:

I mostly enjoy reading autobiographys....especially George Carlins, who is the greatest standup comic of all time and one funny old bastard.Documentary Film Maker Michael Moore also writes some very good books about The Bush Aministration...read the book "Dude Wheres My Country" or "Stupid White Men"

Heroes:

Ozzy Osbourne, Tom Green, Johnny Knoxville, George Carlin, Bret Hart, Michael Moore, Alice Cooper, Bill Maher, Conan Obrien, Kitmat Mayor Rick Wozney,Robert Englund,Howard Stern, Hulk Hogan, ALF...yes I said ALF!Batman....ummm he is real...right?
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My Blog

We got a video featured!! and my message to commenters

Wow today I got a video featured "Bridge Diving" and to let people know thats a friend of mine and not me diving in the video.Oh and for the people leaving hate comments on the video...I dont fucking ...
Posted by The Sultan of Sass,The Captain of Crass, Matt Mask on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:46:00 PST

I have won the Weird Al Yankovic "Canadian Idiot Contest"

Hey Everyone I have great News!Back in December of 2006, Much Music held a contest involving Weird Al Yankovic called "The Canadian Idiot Contest"This contest was based around Weird Al's new single "...
Posted by The Sultan of Sass,The Captain of Crass, Matt Mask on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:27:00 PST

Mortal Kombat website features Matthew Mask Show skits

I just wanted to let everyone know that a really cool Mortal Kombat website is featuring all 3 parts of this seasons mortal kombat parody "Mortal Discrimination". here is the link to the website: http...
Posted by The Sultan of Sass,The Captain of Crass, Matt Mask on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:04:00 PST

The HiHO girls mention Matt Mask on Live Video

Hey everyone just wanted to mention that two very hot women from www.livevideo.com mention me in there latest video today so check it out at this link: http://www.livevideo.com/video/HiHoGirls/80E40CD...
Posted by The Sultan of Sass,The Captain of Crass, Matt Mask on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:19:00 PST

Wacko Jacko video featured on www.poopthis.com on Feb.9th/2007

Hey everyone: I just wanted to let you know that the latest Matthew Mask Show video "Wacko Jacko" is being featured on www.poopthis.com as one of the funniest videos found this week on the internet so...
Posted by The Sultan of Sass,The Captain of Crass, Matt Mask on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 05:22:00 PST

My Interview On www.pulpmag.net/friday/feb/2/2007

I recently did an interview about My comedy shows and my career and also about www.tomgreen.com, The Channel, and the deputys and I thought I would post the interview for everyone here to read si...
Posted by The Sultan of Sass,The Captain of Crass, Matt Mask on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 12:13:00 PST

My number 1 fan!

My number 1 fan! Hello Matt Mask here:   I found this video on youtube and I thought this might amuse some people. Its a video some guy made about me after he left me a comment on youtub...
Posted by The Sultan of Sass,The Captain of Crass, Matt Mask on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 03:19:00 PST

new Matthew Mask Show videos are on MYSPACE!

I just wanted to let everyone know that I have solved the problems I have been having uploading videos from the new season of DTBS/the Matthew Mask Show and now future Matt Mask videos will now be ava...
Posted by The Sultan of Sass,The Captain of Crass, Matt Mask on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 12:13:00 PST

Coffee Down my pants part 1

.. height="350" width="425">..>watch me pour coffee down my pants the 1st time....
Posted by The Sultan of Sass,The Captain of Crass, Matt Mask on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 01:35:00 PST

Batman Fights Abortion

.. height="350" width="425">..>Batman fights abortion!!...
Posted by The Sultan of Sass,The Captain of Crass, Matt Mask on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 01:33:00 PST