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TYLKNG

Man killed after being struck by cat

About Me

After receiving honorary degrees in Latin and Artistic Dance from Harvard, Columbia University, and University of Phoenix Online, I decided to spend a few years travelling the globe in search of the truth. When I found it, I was so intrigued by it, that I made it my life's goal to practice it. After teaching English to a group of pygmies in the South Pacific using only flash cards and NBA highlights, I trekked across the Gobi desert in search of the ruins of Makhalambaatua. Upon unearthing these ancient ruins, I decided it was better that the world never know the real and terrible reason these magical people disappeared and I covered it all back up again. Good luck finding it.

My Interests

Bird Watching. Bird Hunting. Amateur taxidermy. Books about serial killers. C.S.I. and other shows about people trying to escape justice.

I'd like to meet:

The man who first called someone else a "whippersnapper". Genghis Khan -or- Robert Stack- both HIGHLY underrated. A really big fat tall Chinese guy with red hair named 'Skip'. A person with either three arms or two really really long ones. Or one really really short one. But I hope I don't ever have to shake the hand of someone who only has, like, two and a half fingers.

Music:

All a song has to have to be great is a great lyric, a great drummer, a great guitar riff, a great guitar solo, a great bassline, great synths, and a cool band logo. After that, everything else is just showing off.

Movies:

1. Saving Private Ryan (Blood, violence, gore, drama, and a really happy story) 2. Pulp Fiction (Blood, violence, gore, comedy, and six really happy stories) 3. Caddyshack (Rodney, Chevy, and Ted Knight.) 4. Reservoir Dogs (Blood, violence, gore, comedy/drama, and five fairly disheartening stories) 5. Slapshot (Puttin' on the foil!!!) 6. Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants (Never seen it, but I'm sure it's alot like the others on my list)

Television:

I try not to watch too much T.V. I like to start each morning by watching the Weather Channel, then CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, Bloomberg Television, and CNN en Espanol. After that, cartoons and cooking shows. Then I have to be home to watch Young and the Restless and Days of our Lives. After that, I like to watch all of the daytime talk shows, then more cartoons and Oprah. I have a hard time prying my American butt away from the television from 5 til 6:30. So much news and information. Then, Wheel of Fortune Baby! Give me a V Pat, as in Vanna! At seven, I tune to whatever reality shows happen to be on that night. From eight to nine, I like to watch crime drama. I just wish there were more shows like that available. Then at Ten, I like to catch up on any news I may have missed during the day. At ten thirty, I like to watch Leno, Letterman, and Nightline (just in case I missed any news). After that, I can't miss The Late Late Show or Conan O'Brien. Then I pretty much watch infomercials the rest of the night. Or sports.

Books:

I generally like them. Bigger ones taste the best.

Heroes:

Most of my life has been influenced by what I like to call "The Big Troika", or "El Grande Tres" as some of you people like to say. These are: Sherman Helmsley (aka George Jefferson), King Tut, and Wayne Gretzky. All three were great in their own way, although it would be tough to pick the greatest.

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