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Love is one of Natures cruel jokes

Do you wonder why you hate?, or are you still too weak to survive your mistakes?

About Me

Okay well I figured I'd redo this some because I am bored so. My name is Jonathan im a pretty decent reliable person, and good hearted, I attend WVSU where im studying to be a Forensics Scientist, I use to model, and I am in a WB movie so those things are kind of cool. I can't think of anything more right now but if you wanna know anything then just message me or add me...CiaoLayout Provided by CodeMyLayout.com - Myspace Layouts
All about yourself...the survey.
All about yourself...
First name?:: Jonathan
Middle name?:: Paul
Like your name?:: heh..its original
Named after anyone?:: no
Any nicknames?:: John Paul, Piper, JP, Weiner, Jonfin, DD
Age?:: 20
Birthdate?:: May 10, 1986
Birthplace?:: Charleston, WV
Time you were born?:: Hell if I know
Current location?:: Charleston
Height?:: 5'10
Like your height?:: yeeaaah
Eye color?:: grey blue
Contacts/glasses?:: contacts (not colored)
Hair color?:: black
Natural hair color?:: haha NO natural blonde but dont like it
Dye your hair often?:: like....once ever...2 months?
Righty or lefty?:: Righty
Your favorite...
Type of music?:: Alternative, Pop
Band or singer?:: Amy Lee
TV show?:: Charmed
Movie?:: uumm....Scary Movie (all of them)
TV channel?:: TNT, Lifetime
Radio station?:: 94.5, 102.7, 103.7
Place to be?:: uuhmm....trick question?
Thing to do?:: Randomly stab things haha j/k
Food?:: poptarts :)
Non alcoholic drink?:: Dr Pepper
Alcoholic drink?:: Tom Colins
Animal?:: White Tiger
Holiday?:: Halloween
Season?:: Winter
Sport?:: kickboxing, yoga
Place to shop?:: Walmart (LOL) that place is the shit.and plus some others two..AE...Buckles, etc
Clothing brand?:: Anything basically, im not picky
Scent?:: mm right now...i smell like coconut lotion mmmm
Restaurant?:: Lonestar
Fruit?:: Apples, Strawberrys, Grapes
Vegetable?:: uuhm, corn lol
Fast food restaurant?:: TACO BELL
Pizza topping?:: pepperoni & Cheese..and sometimes banana peppers
Ice cream flavor?:: mocha..moch mocha mocha ..I like ice cream but my brain loves MOCHAS!
Magazine?:: uuhmm...I dont read magazines that often so who knows..I read the newspaper though
City?:: uuhhmm....Guadamala?..wait..thats a country...uuhmm..i dont know
Color?:: black
Number?:: 666 haha just kidding...mmm 3
This or that...
Chocolate or vanilla?:: VANILLA!
Pepsi or coke?:: Coke
Hot or cold?:: Hot
Black or white?:: Black
Dog or cat?:: Cat
French toast or pancakes?:: French Toast
French fries or onion rings?:: French Fries
Hamburger or hot dog?:: Hot Dog
Pepperoni or sausage?:: hehe sausage :P and pepperoni
Britney or Christina?:: Christina
McDonalds or Burger King?:: Burger King
50 Cent or Eminem?:: whats the difference?..their both posers
Canada or Mexico?:: Canada
Hug or kiss?:: Kiss
Movies or TV?:: Movies
Truth or dare?:: Dare :P
Do you...
Shower daily?:: of course
Sing in the shower?:: yes...even outside the shower..even at the mall
Like to sing?:: my passion
Like to dance?:: my passion
Smoke?:: unfortunatly
Drink?:: sometimes
Cuss?:: what the fuck stupid ass bull shit question is this? :)
Talk to yourself?:: not that I know of, or I just dont notice
Believe in yourself?:: hhhmm..sometimes
Play an instrument?:: the piano...all my life
Go to school?:: already graduated
Go to college?:: I fluctuate between that lol
Have a job?:: Modeling, acting
Like your job?:: Yes
Want to get married?:: Yea
Want to have kids?:: ..I dont know...more "mes" running around out there...it be Hell on Earth
Get along with your parents?:: sometimes
Get along with your siblings?:: of course
Drive?:: of course
Random...
Do you think you're trustworthy?:: Oh yes
Think your funny?:: all the time
Ever toilet papered someones house?:: no
Gone garbage can tipping?:: Whats the point in that when you can just blow up their house right? haha
What are your parents names?:: N/A hahah
Siblings names?:: Andrea, Melinda
Do you wash your hands frequently?:: no..what do you think I do walk around with my hands down my pants all day?..hehe..yeeess youd be right lol j/k
How many time a day do you brush your teeth?:: at least 2..sometimes 3
Collect anything?:: Weapons
Ever been in love?:: If you mean "love" as in destructful, cheating, arrogant, sadisitic, lieing, untrustworthy WHORES...than yes many times :)
In love right now?:: I dont know
What color pants are you wearing right now?:: im wearing blue shorts right now
How does your hair look?:: good as always
Ever had your heartbroken?:: many many MANY times
Ever broken the law?:: Is this a trick question :P~
Been arrested?:: no
Been out of the country?:: no
Can you stick your fist in your mouth?:: hhehe wouldnt you like to know *flirts with the question*
When was the last time you got drunk?:: New Years
Do you do drugs?:: NO!
When was the last time you were high on anything?:: never
Do you prefer the lights on or off?:: Ill let you know when that sexual part of my relationships comes to life
Would you ever get plastic surgery?:: no
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?:: NOTHING :p
Do you like to laugh?:: always
Ever had a bloody nose?:: no
Have you ever caught a fish?:: No, I dont have the patience and usually I end up breaking the pole in half
What was the last thing you ate?:: Bologna
What time do you go to bed?:: Whenever my eyes feel like closing for about 8 hours
What's your favorite color?:: black, grey, blue, white
Do you like to give or recieve?:: *looks around* Am I on candid camera?
Are you obsessed with anything/anyone?:: maaaybe
Do you live alone?:: nooo sadly
Do you own a blender?:: I dont know im not an alcoholic....*sigh* when u wish upon a star hhaha
Do you like the snow?:: Yes I still play in it sometimes
Ever been up a mountain?:: IM SURROUNDED BY MOUNTAINS WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!?
Ever been rootin'?:: wtf is that?????
Do you like surprises?:: As a rule, I dont like surprises....I might get shocked and blw up the room :)
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My Interests

MUSIC!....NUMBER 1 THING!....and Other things......I just dont care to mention right now :P

I'd like to meet:

Someone who isnt a complete jack ass!!!!
Amy from Evanescence!! You baby, are fucking
gorgeous and you have an awesome voice!!

Which Rock Goddess Are You? (with pictures, evanescence, lullacry, lacuna coil, collide) Finally DONE! :)
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You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.

You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.

Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Music:

Evanescence SHE ROCKS MY WORLD!, Delta Goodrem, kelly Clarkson, Disturbed, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Crossfade, Breaking Benjamin, Rob Zombie, Beyonce, Pussycat Dolls, Christina Milian, Martina McBride, Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilera, Vertical Horizon, Trapt, Staind, Alicia Keys, Frankie J, Nickleback, Lacuna Coil, FeFe Dobson, Paula Cole, Fiona Apple, Avril Lavigne, 3 Days Grace, Anna Nalick, Ace Of Base, Alanis Morrisette, Aerosmith, Alexz Johnson, Beyonce, All Saints, B*Witched, Bush, Celine Dion, Dream, Edwin McCaine,Expose, Faith Hill, Jewel, Joss Stone, Laura Pausini, Kid Rock, Kimberli Locke, Killswitch Engage, Lindsay Lohan, Lucy Woodward, Mandy Moore, LL Cool J, Maria, Mariah Carey, Lisa Loeb, Michelle Branch, Natalie Imbruglia, No Doubt, Play, Rascal Flatts, Rhianna, Sara Evans, Shedaisy, Shakira, Sheryl Crow, Simple Plan, Sister Hazel, Stacie Orrico, Stagga Lee, Stelle Soleil, Toni Braxton, Tonic, switchfoot, Three Doors Down, Thornly...Im very eclectic with my music if you catch my drift

Movies:

All Paul Walker movies, enough said! lol, He hasnt made a bad one yet!...hhhmmm.....What else *thinks* , Shawn Of The Dead, Sweetest Thing (TONYA I LOVE YOU!) (KOOTCHAY) lol

Television:

Will N Grace, Charmed, Real World, Simpsons, Forensic Files, Strong Medicin

Books:

Charmed

Heroes:


You Are a Phoenix
Driven and ambitious, you tend to acquire material success easily.
You have grand schemes - both for your own life and for changing the whole world.
You are a great leader, and you have no problem taking the reigns.
However, you aren't all business. You also have great talents for performing and visual arts. What Mythological Creature Are You?

My Blog

Chris Crocker

Iight, so probably most of you have seen his videos. Wild outrageous stories. Granted the dude is a bit weird but to each his own. I watched one of Chris Crockers videos just a bit ago, dude kind of s...
Posted by Love is one of Natures cruel jokes on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:35:00 PST

These days

Okay so its been awhile since ive posted anything on here so i figured I should. For those of you who dont know I use to work at Movie Gallery, I was fired back in June..because I didnt fulfill a quot...
Posted by Love is one of Natures cruel jokes on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 10:31:00 PST

A right days journey into wrong?

It's been awhile since Ive written on this besides writing poems so I thought id vent for a second. This week has just been the most horrible week for me, everybody seems to be wanting to cause drama ...
Posted by Love is one of Natures cruel jokes on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:32:00 PST

My Light

Sitting here trying to think of a poem to write Finding all the words that rhyme and sound right As I thought of something to do My mind still came racing back to you I can't quite think of the right ...
Posted by Love is one of Natures cruel jokes on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 09:39:00 PST

Reality?..or Fantasy?

It's been awhile since I wrote on this thing..most of the times im posting lyrics or poems...figured id recap...Im finally finished with school for this semester and im really excited about that..its ...
Posted by Love is one of Natures cruel jokes on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:41:00 PST

I'm Over You

Now that it's all said and done, I can't believe you were the one To build me up and tear me down, Like an old abandoned house. What you said when you left Just left me cold and out of breath. I...
Posted by Love is one of Natures cruel jokes on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:00:00 PST

Movie Star part 2

Okay...so most of you know I was in the movie We Are Marshall that releases in December..WELL if none of you have seen that actual trailer for it that shows on televison and in the movie theaters then...
Posted by Love is one of Natures cruel jokes on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:29:00 PST

Beach Trip

Okay so..let me start out by first saying that pretty soon I will have my beach pictures and the movie I was in pictures up here soon!. So the beach was awesome..Brittney "Trister Jizzwell" went with ...
Posted by Love is one of Natures cruel jokes on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 08:06:00 PST

Filming

Okay I know im a little late with this blog but eh who cares. SO filming the movie last Monday that was fun, and my best friend Casey was in there with me too. You wouldnt BELIEVE what we went through...
Posted by Love is one of Natures cruel jokes on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:15:00 PST

MOVIE STAR!

OK OK OK im still hyperventalating LMAO..So anyways most of you probably know that they are filming a movie in WV called "We Are Marshall". So anyways I went down and auditioned for it and gave them m...
Posted by Love is one of Natures cruel jokes on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 12:28:00 PST