Caffeine and Cigarettes! profile picture

Caffeine and Cigarettes!

"I don't think he's wearing armor...Only his own mask of insanity" - Rafe

About Me

I hope you get herpes for christmas!

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / elfen eye



Caffeine and Cigarettes! wants you to check out a photo on MySpace in the Artwork album
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...

My hubby made it of me...o.0 i'm in love...with myself...but he's good too! Mua ha ha!

My Interests

Rizo, Body mods, such as...piercings, tattoo's, scarification, brandings, Rizo, surfaces, and etc., egypt,the ankh, mythology, acid bath, acid bath, mysteries, crime,sleep disorders, violence, Rizo, emotions, psychology,healthcare....surgeries, and your mom. serial killers and their mothers. Your kittens and their mothers.

I'd like to meet:

13 Black Kittens stalking under ladders with pitchforks and marshmallows. Also, "Rizo" is the RAWR to my Meow. So any fools who try to attempt to tell me how "attractive" i am...can save it. I really don't care. I'm married to the most gorgeous and talented and wonderful person in existance in the history of ever. so ... : Þ3really really...cause six Rawrs would be my fantasy till they started talking...then it'd be a really hot blood bath. 3

Music:

This will be long and painful because I'm weird... My ruin, Theatre of tragedy, Sex pistols, David bowie, The cure, Boy george, Ramones, Misfits, Everclear, Sublime, Lollipop lust kill, Depeche Mode, Demnim and diamonds , REM, garbage,velvit acid christ, NIN, HIM, Nightwish, Lamb of god, silver chair, ace of base, offspring, Snake river conspiracy, Gravy Train,vnv nation, abba, blondie, Sonata Arctica, Dope, The Ataris, MSI, Jrock: Malice mizer, Dir en grey,acient, avenge sevenfold, abysoss, miyavi etc., Alanis Morrisette, Enigma,the killers, postal service, Chaimara, Stabbing Westward. Sorry im not that spooky 0.o

Movies:

Fight club, Blow, Go, Requiem, Labyrinth, Emporers New groove, Aladdin, Session 9, Butterfly effect, Memento, Vampires kiss *with nicholis cage...fucking funny movie*, army of the twelve monkeys or whatever, Bubba hotep, Nightmare before christmas, Evil dead series, Edward scissor hands, Secret window, Senior Trip, Airheads, Waynes world, The princess bride, Gladiator, The cell, Troma...anything troma, John waters...anything but especially female troubles, pink flamingoes and such, true romance, napolean dynomite, aladdin yeah i said it twice, trainspotting, slc punk, the rundown, that crazy preacher ish movie, rosemary's baby, jason, freddy, ringu, juon, ichi the killer, anything else with katoichi is good, mel brooks movies are always great, stuff, Clockwork orange, Dr caligari ? i spelled that wrong, Full metal jacket, American history X, The believer, A...lot..of... ANIME, akira, Blue seed nine, All of utena revolutionary girl, Vampire hunter D, Chobits, Ai my me strawberry eggs, Onegai TEacher, Noir,battle angel alita, X, vampire princess miyu, ranma, haibane renmai,way too much to name

Television:

INvader Zim, Ren and stimpy, history channel, Aeon Flux, and o grady. The TV sucks.

Books:

real monsters, interview, a lot of anne rice, the anne rice erotic thrillers...sleeping beauty trilogy, face, anythign by steven king, anarchists cook book...that thing is funny, mostly horror and mystery, um sandman, ofcourse, johnny, happy noodle boy, all of that good stoof jhonen is awesome. the end OH AND CALVIN AND HOBBES. Recently started loving the VAMPIRE SMUTTTT yay for vampire smut. Anything by LK hamilton or similar authors is lovely.

Heroes:

killing an essance-trechory SYNdicate aka mindy yo...Bob dole? wang chung,captain kirk,Anita Blake!! ofcourse,Bella,timmy the magical toilet,the fat witch chick off of hocus,mr.bubbles,barbie,kinko ninja. Malicious misery, and Rizo...why can't i draw a stick figure even... *weeps*

My Blog

grumble

im turning into my mom. whom i love. so it's not a bad thing. but i wake up and NEED COFFEE. lordy. i traipsed into the living room today at 0330pm i think cause i was getting up, then i woke up on th...
Posted by Caffeine and Cigarettes! on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 05:57:00 PST

OMFG UR SO GAY

Some days i can't help but feel like we sell our lives just to survive. Im so sick of working. Which makes me horribley lazy cause i only work 3 nights...but they're LONG ASS NIGHTS. omg. CHeeeetOHs.....
Posted by Caffeine and Cigarettes! on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:36:00 PST

ATTENTION ALL PEOPLES.

I LOVE RORY. EVEN IF HE IS OLD!     BOOYA!
Posted by Caffeine and Cigarettes! on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:21:00 PST

OMFG GOOD NEWS WTF OMG KK

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUFFIN. everyone happy birthday to my muffin, hes rizo the old now! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY I LOVERS YOU, MORE THAN BANANA'S and i won't trade you in yet my lovie. muah muah muah.also...i P...
Posted by Caffeine and Cigarettes! on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 04:01:00 PST

moving on up...to the beast side...yes i said beast

So let's see here....new job, amazing, raise...even better. If i pass in 4 days...another raise! event bestest. UHHHH it's been over a year sicne rawr and i started dating...awesomeness. Sept 28th it'...
Posted by Caffeine and Cigarettes! on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:02:00 PST

ZOMG

so......craziness. I woke up mad early style so i could go to the ssa office and change my name. I had to drive all the way out to phx cause the mesa one couldn't do it. GAY GAY GAY....so it took five...
Posted by Caffeine and Cigarettes! on Thu, 01 May 2008 07:58:00 PST

contemplation

i was contemplating malice and greed. People spend so much time dwelling on people, and things. I decided that the past is the past now. I'm done trying to be nice. And i am finished with ungrateful s...
Posted by Caffeine and Cigarettes! on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:15:00 PST

why is this a blog huh?

CAUSE RAWR FUCKING SAID SO? i guess?   1. Give me a random lyric from the song you're listening to:the soothing sound or snores.. 2. Do you think you're approachable?Not usually 3. How do you fee...
Posted by Caffeine and Cigarettes! on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:27:00 PST

OMFG WORLDS DUMBEST QUESTION!

tina said "blink your eyes five times" and he said " with my eyes opened or closed...?     no really...he said that...she stifled a giggle and repeated the question.   oh my god...stupi...
Posted by Caffeine and Cigarettes! on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 09:12:00 PST

Alicia is an ugly dogface.

Quit writing blogs about me you stupid slut. ps. your face scares me. and your nose is too big. I mean...throw me a bone...get it...bone!
Posted by Caffeine and Cigarettes! on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 07:54:00 PST