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Rizo the Great®

Rogues do it from behind

About Me

My name is Rory, but most people call me Rizo or Rawr; so pick one. I have a beautimous wife named Robyn. BANANA. Anywhose, I'm an artist and I love all kinds of art; be it painting, music, sculpting, or just building random shit that has no point but to have no point. I like playing guitar and writing songs, and I have 7 guitars. 8 if you count the one that I'm building. I play WoW religously. Yes, I am a WoW nerd. I have a 70 rogue in a raiding guild called AverageJoes (fuckin' Chuck Norris) on the Agamaggan realm, and also have my own guild called Mass Murder Machines that all my alts are in. What's up with old people? What if mice had wheels? Is anyone actually reading this?

My Interests

Long walks on the beach, getting robbed, not making any money, police, getting pulled over for speeding.

I'd like to meet:

No one. I hate you all.

Music:

Polka, Bluegrass, and Musak.

Television:

TV sucks ass. Except for Dexter. And Weeds.