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Melissa Amber

I am here for Friends

About Me

I’m nearing the half way mark for life, if you go by the familial average of death. We don’t live long enough to be a burden. However, years of life left aren’t a concern. What’s most important is living the present moment fully. I’ve been slacking. In the spirit of being in the now, I’m not tallying the time lost anymore. All the same, as a story teller, I still collect and fondle memories.

The day is here! The day I make an attempt to update my profile on myspace. Go me.

In no particular order yet; I’m a mother of two amazing daughters. Parental bias aside, they are neat mini-people.

I consider myself a newlywed still, even though my husband and I were married in October of 2006. We share goofiness, reading, movies, video games and various other forms of mental masturbation.

I enjoy dancing around my house when no one else is home and pants aren’t required.

Our dog thinks he’s our son. Brisco is an 80 lb German short haired pointer and he smiles and laughs in his own doggy way. He also likes to chew and doesn’t realize he’s 80 lbs.

Driving used to be fun until I had a few major accidents. My fear and anger are handled by singing off key with enthusiasm; the only way I know how. Because I have good hearing and empathy for my fellow man, I don’t sing around others; not even (or especially) if it’s your birthday.

In two years, I’ll have lived in Arizona for an equal amount of time to how long I lived in California and New Jersey combined. I still don’t have a concise answer to, “Where are you from?”

Since I began “working” at the age of 11, I’ve had too many jobs. This is glaringly apparent when I try to create a resume. I’ve been a photographer, an airline reservationist (wow, that’s a word), a professional clown/children’s entertainer, phone customer support for the USPS, day care instructor, accountant, data entry person, transit operator (actually has nothing to do with cars and everything to do with running a big machine that processes checks), communications specialist (you’d think the title would tell you something more about it; basically a writer in marketing) and currently I’m an unpublished (unemployed) writer. I’m sure I’ve missed something unimportant.

I’m the oldest of five children. Not too long ago, the youngest became an adult. My fathers 50th birthday is this year. My parents were busy (ewe and shame on you; I meant handling their children, not making them). I believe this dynamic has played a big part in shaping who I am today.

Music is important to me, but I’m horrible with names in general and bands I like specifically. When I get around to other sections of this profile, I’ll take time to figure out who I listen to. For now I’ll say that in general I’m not a fan of country music but I think the word country is hilarious.

In theory, I love movies. Just like music, some other day I’ll try to list some of my favorites. I find it interesting that almost all of the DVD’s I’ve purchased for myself make me cry. If asked, I say I love thoughtful comedy.

As far as television goes, I used to have a show a year that I would watch on a regular basis. Now I just catch up online when the itch needs scratching. I had to stop watching brilliant new shows from the beginning. They kept getting canceled. Lately I’ve been keeping up with Lost, Eli Stone and Grey’s Anatomy. “Keeping up” being a relative term with the strike delays affecting the term lately.

Of late I’ve been more productive then usual. On that note, I’ll leave well enough alone and get back to it.

My Interests

Some day I will fill in this profile with lots of interesting to me bits... but until I do, please take note: I Am So Not Interested In Taking Surveys For Ca$h or Free Purses or iAnythings or some Adult Computer Virus Infected Site. Thanks anyway. Don't try to befriend me - your karma can't handle it.

Heroes:

I have a horrible empty profile and I wasn't sure where to put a friends blog. This seemed most appropriate until I figure out what to do with the profile. lol.Check out my friends blog!http://questofjosh.wordpress.com/

My Blog

The Lakeland 6

Today I read about the recent incident involving six cheerleaders in Lakeland vs one girl (two goon boys gaurded the door) because of a myspace comment war. Twist; they videotaped it to humiliate her ...
Posted by Melissa Amber on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:00:00 PST

98 channels and nothing on

A moment ago, I almost fell out of my chair and not from any inner ear problem either.   Since the move we haven't been able to figure out how to make the second cable box work on our second TV ...
Posted by Melissa Amber on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:10:00 PST

ah-ah and other one hit wonders

The end is in sight for living here, and soon we'll be living there, our new house. I keep catching myself wondering about "lasts." Is this the last shower I'll take in this bathroom? Is this the last...
Posted by Melissa Amber on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:39:00 PST

If it wasn't attached...

Life is always happening, but sometimes it happens up to your eyeballs. We've got a lot going on with our business that has us dancing happy and incredibly busy. And there is family stress as we're go...
Posted by Melissa Amber on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 06:13:00 PST

A perfect ooops

Oh my god. I'm dieing! Is everyone familiar with the Adam Sandler movie, The Wedding Singer? In my wedding, during the sand ceremony, we played the song Adam Sandler's character sings to Drew Barrymo...
Posted by Melissa Amber on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:32:00 PST

rather random ramblings

I could be really sick right now, but instead my body is fighting it. Everyone close to me has been sick. I can feel the tickle-ache of pending sickness. Mostly, I just feel drained of energy and mudd...
Posted by Melissa Amber on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:56:00 PST

Blog blog blog

I'm now on myspace, livejournal and vox. I like my livejournal the most but it is popular with my ex's. Not fun. Myspace has more people on it that don't ordinarily blog - so you end up connecting wit...
Posted by Melissa Amber on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:16:00 PST

No need to hide when they're not bound to the truth

I finally got to watch Magnolia again. It was exactly what I needed at this moment in time. When I feel small or overwhelmed or down, I need to remember how I feel right now.   He does not know ...
Posted by Melissa Amber on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 02:06:00 PST

I scream in the moment

I kept waiting until I had a lot of time to really write a first entry... a month later I still hadn't written anything. I used to have a phone job and it cured me of enjoying talking on the phone. M...
Posted by Melissa Amber on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 06:25:00 PST