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Archbishop Digger

More fun than a sinking bus full of children

About Me

****Update - finally found a place at the Tremont up above Tilghman so if anyone from M-berg is bored...you MUST stop by. Someone needs to help me drink all this beer...seriously. I brew beer and it would appear that with the move, I now have know one with whom to drink it...which is depressing. Bad shit.**** So Im in Allentown as I mentioned above. My life has changed alot in the last three months and it would seem nothing has been left untouched. Its hot and I think the sun taunts me daily so I dont get homesick cause its. So its like South Philly except Im not having the hooker that lives up the street offering me a buy one get one free deal everyday. Decided to go to Muhlenberg to complete my degree (whom inadvertently spotted me $20k a year) which I have since decided is going to be physics AND chemistry. The immediate goal following graduation is a PhD in either astro or quantum physics which, although superficially different...are rather similar in their ultimate goal. Since Ive been here, the brake system malfunctioned on my Maxima and I had to send it in for repairs. The vehicle I subsequently borrowed to supplant my car, IMMEDIATELY decided to have massive break failure (the brake piston cracked open in four places) in the middle of downtown Allentown traffic. But atleast there is a really good beer bar right across from campus and I can still kick Brett's ass. And without further ado I will describe all the manliness that is me. My manly list. I deep sea dive, tame lions and scale cliffs usually all at once because the three seperate would present no challenge. I also dig eating pop-tarts, playing with microwaves and eating too much hot sauce. I guess what Im trying to say is Im not Mexican....for what its worth. Oh, and I have three piercings and one tatoo...although, it should be more. I dont know any artists on this coast anymore. A med student once said to me that on one of his physics exams he had the answer wrong but used the right equations so he had the right idea. I can just see him doing an apen..omy on someone when they actually needed a kidney transplant and saying "I got the wrong organ, but I had the right idea"
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My Interests

Things to do before I die...Become a priestGet kicked out of the priesthoodBecome a clown and scare small childrenKidnap my father's neighbor's dogRansom said dogMake a siege engineBuild a houseMaking a push for the new ruling class especially since I rule

I'd like to meet:

Someone to scare my children (should I ever have any into not doing drugs....a bed time horror story like the Boogie Man...or Corey Feldman. Anyone new and friendly from Allentown. A med student once said to me that on one of his physics exams he had the answer wrong but used the right equations so he had the right idea. I can just see him doing an apen..omy on someone when they actually needed a kidney transplant and saying "I got the wrong organ, but I had the right idea" not him
this guy:

Music:

Pantera, Metalllica, Nirvana, Miles Davis, Mussorgsky, Ministry, AIC, NIN, Old Manson, White Zombie, Slayer, Guns n Roses,

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Mad Max, HellRaiser, Ace Ventura, Office Space, Event Horizon, 28 Days Later, Donnie Darko, Strangeland

Books:

Heart of Darkness, Stalingrad, F451, Hunt for the Red October

Heroes:

Mr. T

My Blog

That generator on Portzer Road is going DOWN!

So I found a new object on which to focus my fury. We had the doghouse on Luzerne in the Delaware Valley, NOW we have something new in the LEHIGH Valley. There was a gasoline generator sitting RI...
Posted by Archbishop Digger on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 12:42:00 PST

Im not wearing any pants...film at 11

Now boys and girls, Id like to discuss something very important with you all today. The size of my balls. Many of you have scoffed at my claim that they are almost the size of the Death Star. Some say...
Posted by Archbishop Digger on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:25:00 PST

Jelly Beans and Black Tar Heroin

It is now my understanding that I am not the good guy...I am not the guy anymore. It seems Ive become the bad guy (to some authorities). Im not here for your children, Im not here to rape your neighbo...
Posted by Archbishop Digger on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 06:28:00 PST

Flatline

In this darkness I lay, there is no hatred, there is no peace, there is not sleep to guide me. I have embraced my failure to turn night and day into lasting twilight and in doing so, I have given admi...
Posted by Archbishop Digger on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 10:22:00 PST

The Long Road

Fear was no object when I left those gates behind. No longer would I be a child, weeping in the night, startled at the sound of a cricket. From the flames I pulled a human weak from indulgence and cre...
Posted by Archbishop Digger on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 11:57:00 PST

That dog house on Luzerne Street is going down

I passed a dog house on one of my newly found routes to Temple today...suddenly this dog started barking at me from inside. It startled me causing me to spill coffee all over my lap...seeing as that i...
Posted by Archbishop Digger on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 10:35:00 PST

My Bulletin on Women

It seems to me that a number of you failed to read this the first and second time I posted it on the bulletin board...considering your insanity, Ive decided to post this again. People who are repeated...
Posted by Archbishop Digger on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 07:59:00 PST

the event horizon (this one isnt casual reading)

This is to those I explained this concept to but did so inadequetely. Its a sort of dark and near hellish idea...one that has yet to be PROVEN by physics...but the numbers come out right. The concept ...
Posted by Archbishop Digger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Flatline

In this darkness I lay, there is no hatred, there is no peace, there is not sleep to guide me. I have embraced my failure to turn night and day into lasting twilight and in doing so, I have given admi...
Posted by Archbishop Digger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Temporary Sanity

Insane has a differing meaning to me. I dont define it using Roget's New Edition Dictionary. Insane is my mind runing wild...telling me I need to find the answers to everything and that they are all h...
Posted by Archbishop Digger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST