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About Me

I am your everyday, silly, goofy, serious, melancholy, fun-loving, bizarre, loyal, opinionated, bossy, zany, quirky, "midtwentysomething" looking to find my place in this thing we call life.I am still attending college at night, however a full-time job was a smart idea for me. I plan on being a college graduate by years end. My friends are my antidrug. Sometimes I'm too serious and melancholy and fight to be a positiive girl, not a debbie downer. No one likes a debbie, thankfully, you all lift me up..Being unstable and bitchy is all part of my mystique, yet i am endlessly bolstered by the exciting, supportive, amazing people in my life. I wish others could understand such bliss ya'll make me feel. I like to laugh, and laugh at others...I like boobies- but I don't touch em'(tee hee). I don't want my hand held. I don't like stupid questions, Don't play games with me either, I'll Fxck your face up. Remember, I ain't yo bitch, so don't hang your shit on me.- when all else fails bring in a Madonna lyric to boost your morale.are Bettie Page!"
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My Interests

Thinking beyond the box,vodka clubs, clubs with vodka, traveling,family salaciousness,poltics, wawa runs, board games,cooking, fashion, porn, EAGLES!, FOX NEWS obsessor,Jesus, beautiful people( and i mean on the inside too.. theres plenty of pretty faces, they look all the same after awhile.. what else you got?),decorating,driving on mini excursions, having adventurous fun,Oh, and if i can talk to you for more than three hours and be perfectly content- you might be worth my time

I'd like to meet:

My future Ex-husband, or someone I can have morning, noon and night ;)

Music:

Megan Mccauley, Fiona Apple.Alanis Morrisette.Christina Aguilera. Flyleaf.Evanescence.Otep.Lacuna Coil.Garbage.Kelis. Missy Elliot.Jem. Madonna. Kylie/Danii Minogue. Placebo.Jack Off Jill.Aimee Allen.Amy Winehouse.Kelly Clarkson.Carrie Underwood.Portishead.Sneaker Pimps.Beastie Boys.Jason Nevins.Eddie Baiz.Janet Jackson.Whitney Houston.Dashboard Confessionals.Muse.Slipknot.Korn.Nine Inch Nails

Movies:

Pulp fiction, T2, Cruel Intentions, Fear, Magnolia, Mean Girls, Sleepers, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Sandlot, 8 Mile, GO, Traffic, The Craft, Party Monster, Bubble Boy

Television:

So You think You Can Dance, Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, Rescue Me,Law and Order, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Simpsons, Sunday Funday football OLDIES BUT GOODIES- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Sex and the City, Party of Five

Books:

"Semper Fi" &"She's Come Undone."& " The essential drucker" & " How to make love like a pornstar"

Heroes:

My italian Gramma and US armed forces

My Blog

Fa la la la on your face

My holiday disclaimer: Yes, it would not be Christmas without me putting in my two cents, or three So, yes it is that time of the year again. 9 days to Christmas and we are all scrambling to c...
Posted by Smash on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 08:06:00 PST

Why do we always want the forbidden fruit?

I want it. I want what I am not supposed to want. I want the succulent, scrumptious, tasty, delicious juicy red apple that Snow White bit into. I want Adam to shove that "forbidden fruit" in my mouth ...
Posted by Smash on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 06:22:00 PST

10 years, and we are still together<3

The best things in life are free, but REAL friendship is beyond priceless. Nothing beats: Sitting in your hot hot car, in the sun, suckin' down a gelati, while belting out classic 90's son...
Posted by Smash on Thu, 24 May 2007 01:12:00 PST

Yes, I'm committing social suicide

We all reach periods in our lives where we have to make decisions. Decisions that may benefit us, or those around us. My family means a lot to mean. No matter how crazy they drive me, they will be the...
Posted by Smash on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:11:00 PST

unspeakable joy and feelin' hella good!

Choosing the words, "as good as it gets" describes my life at this current point in time. I don't even know where to start in the list of things I feel unspeakable joy for. How do I start to count the...
Posted by Smash on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:52:00 PST

why crucify yourself? believe in Good-bye

This poem was given to me in mandatory religion class the other night- This piece REALLY hit me and offered me reflection on MANY situations/relationships/etc.. i hope you appreciate it the way I do/d...
Posted by Smash on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:06:00 PST

let me count the ways

New levels of insanity were achieved this weekend. It had been quite some time since I had been to the hospital, let alone the ER->nice work friends! Usually our weekends of debauchery involve bruises...
Posted by Smash on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 09:11:00 PST

Go ahead, bite the hand that feeds

There are periods of time which we go through and wonder,what the fxck is going on?! We start seeing our life in a different light- dynamics of friendships, family, and work life changing. Change is a...
Posted by Smash on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 06:39:00 PST

What's a Rockstar, anyways?!

This word, "rockstar" is a word we seem to throw around A LOT these days. What is the meaning of a rockstar? The dictionary sums up this word as: Noun 1. rock star - a famous singer o...
Posted by Smash on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:38:00 PST

Bye Dearest Tranny

Today, I finally took my kitty, Tranny to the Vet- within an hour I got the results that Tranny had feline leukemia, and would be contagious to other kitties. I couldnt risk exposing Tranny to ...
Posted by Smash on Fri, 19 May 2006 08:15:00 PST