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Jeremiah Twine

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About Me

My entire life is basically centered around what I want to do with my life. If the statement I just made is true, then unofficially, my life is centered around procrastination, being angry and slowly killing myself with various vices. Officially, my life is centered around writing, journalism and writing for journalism. So if you care to read what I have to say, then by all means do. If you don't then you can go to hell. Either way it's cool. WWW.FCHORNET.COM(read it bitches)

My Interests

If you know me well enough, then you know that I have nearly died several times, mostly because of my own stupidity. If you stick around me long enough you may be lucky enough to see how death finally up with catches me. It should be interesting to say the least, so stay tuned. Anyway, my turn-ons include: movies (both new and old), music, writing, video games, poker, learning to play guitar and bass, football, hockey and competitive eating.

I'd like to meet:

Quentin Tarantino, Mel Brooks, George Lucas, Spike Lee, Jon Stewart, Conan O'Brien, Tony Kornheiser, Mike Wilbon, Seth MacFarlane, Stephen Colbert and Kevin Smith

Music:

311, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Millencolin, Bad Religion, Pennywise, Face To Face, Incubus, The Strokes, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Reel Big Fish, NOFX, Me First & The Gimme Gimme's, Social Distortion, Death Cab for Cutie, Less Than Jake, Alien Ant Farm, Saves The Day, N.E.R.D., Thrice, Thursday, The Strokes, Jack Johnson, Kings of Leon, The Mad Caddies, Goldfinger, Bouncing Souls, Jets To Brazil, Lagwagon, The Urge, The Supertones, The Aquabats, Gogol Bordello, Reverend Horton Heat, Matisyahu, P.O.D., Weezer, Rx Bandits, MXPX, Queens Of The Stone Age, System of a Down, Serj Tankian, Late As Usual, Boner Party, Raised Under Reagan, Arigma, Nutwood, The Shins, Mustard Plug, Seu Jorge

Movies:

Star Wars: Episodes I - VI, Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, The Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Oceans Eleven, Oceans Twelve, 25th Hour, Snatch, Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Sin City, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, History Of The World Part 1, Young Frankenstein, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks, Clerks 2, Lord of The Rings Trilogy, Hero, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, House Of Flying Daggers, City Of God, Super Troopers, Office Space, Waterboy, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, X - Men & X2 (X3 felt like being kicked in the balls with steel-toed golf shoes, but I still kind of liked it. What does that say about me?), Spiderman 1 & 2 (I wanted to love 3 but it disappointed me and the rest of the world, but more importantly it disappointed me), Hellboy, Big Trouble In Little China, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The Aristocrats, Death To Smoochy, Oldboy, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, V For Vendetta, Brick, Thank You For Smoking, Little Miss Sunshine, Transformers, Children of Men, 300,

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, The Shield, Heroes, That 70's Show, M*A*S*H, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, My Name Is Earl, The Office, Lost, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Pardon The Interruption, Around The Horn, Scrubs, Tilt, Nip/Tuck, 24, Arrested Development, Rescue Me, The Drew Carey Show, Comedy Central Stand Up, Mad TV, old Saturday Night Live, Samurai Champloo, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, s-CRY-ed, Full Metal Alchemist, Fooly Cooly, Inuyasha, Cowboy Bebop, Ghost in the Shell, The Boondocks, The Venture Brothers, Bleach, Metalocalypse, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law

Books:

I tried reading a book once, it made me feel stupid so I never tried again.

Heroes:

See people I'd like to meet

My Blog

FEMA Strikes Again

With the California wildfires close to being contained, the Federal Emergency Management Agency took the opportunity to hold a press conference to let the public know what it was doing to aid with the...
Posted by Jeremiah Twine on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 05:44:00 PST

’There’s a Time for Hate’

Anyone walking across the Quad Monday afternoon, likely noticed the mob of students crowded around two lone religious activists, or as I like to call them, zealots. This is nothing new for FC; the sam...
Posted by Jeremiah Twine on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 04:59:00 PST

Life in the Express Lane

During a recent expedition to my local Target, I found myself standing in the express "10 items or less" line, witness to an argument between a cashier and customer. The spirited conversation carried ...
Posted by Jeremiah Twine on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:41:00 PST

If It’s Brown, Drink It Down

Until about a month ago, many people had more than likely never heard the name Blackwater, unless it was in reference to old adage about Mexican drinking water. Most of the country first heard the nam...
Posted by Jeremiah Twine on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 02:45:00 PST

I’m The Juice

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." This is the very famous catchphrase that the city of Las Vegas has used for the last few years to attract more tourists to the neon-encrusted streets of the de...
Posted by Jeremiah Twine on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:11:00 PST

Just Because We Can

With technology and medical science moving in the direction it is, we have come to a point where someone, anyone, really, needs to ask the question "Should we do this, just because we can?" Genetic ma...
Posted by Jeremiah Twine on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:33:00 PST

The Fuck You Say?

It is June 8, 2007, and in the past five days I have uttered the phrase "what the fuck?" more times than "hello," "good morning" and "I like cheese danishes, but I don't know when I would ever wear on...
Posted by Jeremiah Twine on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:29:00 PST

The Anatomy of a Nerd

While many people choose to occupy themselves with activities like school, work and an active social life, there are those whose lives are dominated by things like movies, video games, Japanese cartoo...
Posted by Jeremiah Twine on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:36:00 PST

Guilty Until Proven Innocent

What kind of country are we living in where laws by which we abide are changed at a whim and the rights promised to us are taken away? The answer is simple: a country with the Patriot Act. After 9/11 ...
Posted by Jeremiah Twine on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:48:00 PST

An Unemployed Rabbit

If you happen to depend on the government to support you because you can't pay your bills, you will be seeing a new face in the unemployment line. The new guy at the unemployment office is white. He h...
Posted by Jeremiah Twine on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:55:00 PST