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julia

themexicanparishilton

About Me

i believe in the Holy Trinity, that I am funny, and that one should never jay walk.

My Interests

gossiping and vin diesel, the homosexuals, absolute truths, metamucil, parliament lights, compulsive lying, spitting, over eating and not enough drinking, boys who like girls who are actually men and are related to me by blood

Music:

You fingertips against my skin The palm trees swaying in the wind ImagesYou sang me spanish lullabies The sweetest sadness in your eyes Clever trickI never want to see you unhappy I thought you'd want the same for meWe walked along a crowded street You took my hand and danced with me ImagesAnd when you left you kissed my lips You told me you'd never ever forget these images, noI cannot go to the ocean I cannot drive the streets at night I cannot wake up in the morning Without you on my mind So you're gone and I'm haunted And I bet you are just fine Did I make it that easy for you To walk right in and out of my life?Goodbye, my almost lover Goodbye, my hopeless dream I'm trying not to think about you Can't you just let me be? So long, my luckless romance My back is turned on you I should've known you'd bring me heartache Almost lovers always do

Movies:

american me and bound by honor:blood in blood out

Television:

bok choy chef

Books:

to judge the written word, would be to judge a child by his face, i choose the pretty ones.

My Blog

An Inconvient Heart throb

I am all for Al Gore winning the Nobel Peace Prize. Afterall when I was 15 years old I looked at his face and fallen smitten. He had me with his droll speech. He was like the whitw father I would neve...
Posted by julia on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:39:00 PST

my xbox 360

I was 10 when I had my first dice roll. It was at daycare, on a Tuesday, in the back room. His name was David and he wore glasses. I closed my eyes, stuck out my palm and he handed me an eight-sid...
Posted by julia on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:56:00 PST

brown is the new black- fc honet

I will always have a little sore spot in my heart that MTV didn't pick me for The Real World. One should not apply if one cannot check the "molestation victim" box on the resume. But I'm over it. Over...
Posted by julia on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:45:00 PST

how the west won 50- fc hornet

Yesterday marked a monumental event in the history of the United States of America. I am not referencing the 6th anniversary of September 11. No, I'm talking about the new 9/11, a day that will go dow...
Posted by julia on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 11:47:00 PST

louisiana lolita...edited by FC Hornet

Britney Spears has been portrayed in a less-than-favorable light by the media lately. I'm not just defending her because I have a tattoo from her second CD on my ankle. I believe that her actions have...
Posted by julia on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 11:36:00 PST

My super sweet 25th

MTV recently had a gift to give to give an less fortunate 16 year old. one whose parents are just *gasp* middle class. They gave away a super awesome party to a super awesome underprivelaged kid. Wher...
Posted by julia on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:55:00 PST

Beef its whats for dinner

When i was 16, I saw the movie The Wedding Singer and after that my life was never the same. Not because of Adam, Drew, or my penchant for 80's nostalgia. No, but because my life would forever change....
Posted by julia on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:40:00 PST

A tale of two has beens

I have been doing alot of A&E watching. I like to get my fix of intervention. I feel lately that those poor saps keep me from wanting that lifestyle, but lately during the commercial breaks someth...
Posted by julia on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 01:21:00 PST

confessions of a teenage columbian princess

Dear Ms. Blohan I must say that i love you. i love every last freckle on that porcelain skin body. and that's like a million, but i feel like i can no longer just sit around and watch you go down the ...
Posted by julia on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:42:00 PST

the race war

I'm not one to truly ever believe that one race is better than the other. I am partial to the Mexican race, but still I'm pretty sure we're probably top 10, but not in the upper episilon. And i know s...
Posted by julia on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:21:00 PST