Married for too long

www.layoutpimper.comWe are proud parents of our adopted son Ralf,he is teh sweetest little boy and its always a fight deciding which one of us will get to pick him up in the afternoon from high school. We have been a happy married couple for about 5 years now and we do fight, but our love only gets stronger. Dinahsauras is paying for fatty's breast reduction this summer, coz she is sick of suffocating under them in their double luxorious bed, in marsh farm. The fat collected will be donated to the anorexia nervosa society for girls who want free lip and breast implants. (Enjoy the ride :p)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: FATTYDINAHSAURAS
Birthday: -
Birthplace: VAGINA
Current Location: SLOVANIA
Eye Color: BROWN AND GREEN
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: MIDDLE HANDED
Your Heritage: LEWSY FARM
The Shoes You Wore Today: FAKE BURBERRY SLIPPERS
Your Weakness: BOYS MC'ING INTO THEIR PHONES
Your Fears: D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Your Perfect Pizza: DOMIOS AND CHIKEN AND CHIPS
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: TRY FOR A BABY (AGAIN)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: SEND ANOTHER ONE
Thoughts First Waking Up: I CANT BREATHE
Your Best Physical Feature: JEWISH NOSES
Your Bedtime: STORY SUX
Your Most Missed Memory: DEBBIE, BARBRA,TREV,DAVE AND BECCA
Pepsi or Coke: COCAINE
MacDonalds or Burger King: CHICKEN AND CHIPS
Single or Group Dates: NON
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: COFFEE
Chocolate or Vanilla: STRAWBERRY
Cappuccino or Coffee: LIPTON ICE BEER
Do you Smoke: I CANT REMEMBER
Do you Swear: FUCKIN HELL NO
Do you Sing: DUETS
Do you Shower Daily: ANUAL
Have you Been in Love: CURRENT
Do you want to go to College: WOULD MISS TRISHA.
Do you want to get Married: DONE
Do you belive in yourself: BELIEVE IN EACH OTHER
Do you get Motion Sickness: DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
Do you think you are Attractive: TO EACH OTHER
Are you a Health Freak: WE'RE NOT FREAKS
Do you get along with your Parents: HAVNT SPOKEN SINCE WEDDING
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES
Do you play an Instrument: DUH... WE HAVE TO USE THEM
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: NO, ONLY YESTERDAY
In the past month have you Smoked: NO, THAT WAS 5 MIN AGO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ON THE PILL
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NO
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: NO
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: YES
Ever been Drunk: NO
Ever been called a Tease: YES
Ever been Beaten up: YES
Ever Shoplifted: YES
How do you want to Die: TOGETHER
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: DNT NO
What country would you most like to Visit: BRIGHTON
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: OURS
Favourite Hair Color: OURS
Short or Long Hair: OURS
Height: OURS
Weight: CHUNKY MUNKY
Best Clothing Style: WHITE SEE THRU TRACKIES
Number of Drugs I have taken: DUNO
Number of CDs I own: 2
Number of Piercings: TONGUE, CLIT, EYEBROW, BELLY, LIP, TOOTH, TOE
Number of Tattoos: GOT ALL THE SAME ONES
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NNNNNOOOOOTHING IMRAN
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