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dante

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About Me

i have a problem urinating in front of other people, i enjoy spitting on sidewalks, i occasionaly run when i see police, my mother doesent like it when i use profanity, i slept on the floor for three months, my favorite color is blue, i read bits and pieces of books until i get the jist of it and then i stop, i fall asleep at the wheel reguarly, my penis gets larger around attractive women, i wish i had a tail, i hate andrew woods because he is a canadian and sucks cock for nickles, i enjoy soduku puzzles .

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My Interests

the revolution

I'd like to meet:

blind women

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Heroes:

my mom

My Blog

sailboat

to all the hoes, i done bought a sailboat so the application process will be completed soon; sorry marc i only got room for 12 chickens me and jeff ill catch you on the next one. thanx ps. tune into w...
Posted by dante on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 06:13:00 PST

gregs plan

greg told me he was going to transplant his brain into other peoples bodies when he gets old in order to live forever; the idea of living forever disguists me, so i am going to kill greg in his sleep....
Posted by dante on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 07:47:00 PST

when i go out im gonna go out shooting

this is how i wanna go out; sucide murder. i want to get a girl who pisses me off to the point that i dont want to walk the earth knowing that people like her exist and then hold her close with our he...
Posted by dante on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 07:00:00 PST

kevin federaline is a cunt

kevin federaline is a cunt what type of cunt tries to be a rap artist by rapping about what they got that you dont, yeah your right all of them. but who the fuck does that when everyone in the world k...
Posted by dante on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 07:17:00 PST

sailing for the rest of our life requirements

so im learning how to sail now and i got a plan. im gonna work long enough to buy a sail boat and then im selling everything and kiving on the water and stopping by beaches everywhere i am now taking ...
Posted by dante on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 07:06:00 PST

letting ya know

i am working 7 10s so nothing funny will be coming from me for a while not like anything funny comes from except my parapalegic son, that mother fucker looks fucking hillarious., 
Posted by dante on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 07:03:00 PST

what happened today

i quit my job today, but didnt tell anyone so it can really be a surprise; i think im gonna go tomorrow anyway just to fool them. my boss told me if he had five guys like me hed be in good shape, i to...
Posted by dante on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 07:16:00 PST

i dont want to hear shit about this

ay, so i shaved last night went into work today and my collegues were acting like a bunch of bitches; if i get a hair cut i dont want to hear shit about it i got it cause i realized it would be cheape...
Posted by dante on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 08:44:00 PST

a little ranting and raving about the city i stay in

so let me tell you a little something about my city, ya see the powers that be decided to move 300 troops down to nola to help the police out; but dont worry the military will not be the places you go...
Posted by dante on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 02:23:00 PST

penis

penis, thats all i wanted to say
Posted by dante on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:32:00 PST