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timmah

$3,000 and a 3 month extension, thanks the Hon. Robert Gates

About Me

I don't have anything creative or funny to write so if you want to know about me then ask me a question.
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BUDDHA BE PRAISED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I have three dimensional eyes, three dimensional mind, three dimensional life/ A triangular person that sails to the writhing stars/ Conversationist to three of a kind/ The COURAGEOUS song belted far into the audience of time/ The PRIDEFUL dance for one among all the world/ The HUMBLE vision fogged in a transient frequency.
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My Interests

ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES DRINKING!!!
How to make a Timmy
Ingredients:
1 part intelligence
3 parts brilliance
3 parts ego
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Serve with a slice of fitness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

I'd like to meet:

Chicks with nice hooters, Abraham Lincoln, and Jesus just to see whats really goin on with that whole Christianity thing, besides he can turn water into wine ...... But seriouly I would like to meet Lincoln and Jesus. What indepth conversations you could have with those two! I would also like to meet Mark Twain, Socrates, Ben Franklin and Cicero. I know they are all dead but there seems to be a lack of interesting people in the world these days. And any Buddha to show me the path to enlightenment. ....................... ....................... The Post Katrina Bush Family Vacation in New Orleans

Music:

I've got a shoebox and a sharpie, I like to make beats. I also listen to Common, Jurrasic 5, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Little Brother, Wordsworth, The Roots, The Spooks, The Black Eyed Peas (the old stuff), Atmosphere, Souls of Mischief, Hieroglyphics, A Tribe Called Quest, Kanye West, The Foreign Exchange, De La Soul, Aceyalone, The Living Legends, Gravediggaz, Gang Starr, The Pharcyde, Group Home, Jedi Mind Tricks, Black Moon, Wu-Tang, Planet Asia, The Beatnuts, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, Anthony Hamilton, John Legend, Bob Marley, Sublime, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, G Love and Special Sauce, Goapele, India Arie, Rebirth Brass Band, Deftones, System of a Down, Thrice, The Fall of Troy, NOFX, Rancid and many other various punk bands that I could go on and on and on forever listing.

Movies:

Backdoor Chicks 6, Anal Warriors 3, The Best of Tera Patrick, Deep Inside Sky Lopez, Passenger 69, the entire "Debbie Does" series, Pimped By An Angel. Just order a Large Farva.

Television:

Sucks... except for comedy central

Books:

Historical nonsense and conspiracy theories seem to give me pleasure.... all night long....ahhhhhhhh... thats nice.....

Heroes:

Who needs 'em "You go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have." Said by Rumsfeld after a Specialist in the National Guard deployed to Operation Iraqi Freedom asked why are soldiers being supplied with inadequate protection in Iraq.

My Blog

an excerpt...

A color not associated with beauty, or anything pleasing for the most part; only ordinary and boring, it wastes its way through time filling in the gaps of the most dull filled color schemes the god...
Posted by timmah on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:52:00 PST

Secession for NOLA!!!

..> Secession!: The Opening Salvo ..>   ..> Written by Jack Moss    Sunday, 17 June 2007 ..> ..> Jack Moss begins the argument for Secession, from 09/05. I. The Open...
Posted by timmah on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:48:00 PST

Santa Claus' Rebuttle

Nein! Bin ich nicht ein Nazi!!!   Frohe Weihnachten zu allen....
Posted by timmah on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 08:51:00 PST

The Government's Testimony Against Santa Claus

It is our intent here today to prove to all those citizens who care for the welfare of their children that their values and morals are dangerously at stake, and the culprit, the conspirator against th...
Posted by timmah on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 09:39:00 PST

The Children of Freedom

reading and writing and entertaining their minds groomed for success under the streetlights the failures push their shopping carts under the interstate overpass the expediant raise shelters for them i...
Posted by timmah on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 03:37:00 PST

it will happen on This Day

Look here today, this day above all the rest. Though there is no rest this day, this day above all else. This challenge we find ourselves consumed. Presumed dead, left for a crack house destiny. For ...
Posted by timmah on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 08:50:00 PST

independent in a partisan world

Entertaining - the wanderings of a nobleman tied to a tree. No hope of exchange with another polluted agenda of political conservatism. A plan for society's crawl into a crab trap. A plan for sour hop...
Posted by timmah on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 09:21:00 PST

sum shit i wrote

The emergence of my shadow taunts the sun, Bending to break from bondage, engulfing chains Grip a sunken emission, a bold denial,       Combat implosions of a chaste...
Posted by timmah on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 10:23:00 PST

the quest for recognition from the bodhi tree

Through the passage of perfection the mind finds truth and fiction, horrors and pleasure, temptation and the taste of rejection. It braves its own alleyways and dead end portals to find its goals and...
Posted by timmah on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 06:20:00 PST

Slowly creeping into posthumous obscurity

No windows, little light. Shadows of mystery. No tile or frames. The darkened hallway falls before my sight. A hallway, a hallway packed tight. The traffic of the everyday combustion of business affa...
Posted by timmah on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 07:57:00 PST