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LocoMotive

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About Me

Adventuring, and hanging outside. I don't eat noodles. I have a dog, he is spoiled. I hate authority. I will tell you when you piss me off. I am a pro at back-jacking. I like fire & water. I am not afraid of much, just some spiders and, oddly enough, trains.
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My Interests

I like to get tattoos, big bruises, and sunburns damit!

I'd like to meet:

Derby sisters, farmers, river runners, scientists, sailors, adrenaline junkies, good looking men that I can practice back-jacking with.I have a hard time knowing who I want to meet if I haven't met them yet so I can tell you what I dislike and do not enjoy. SO, with that in mind: MEN THAT WANT TO LEAD ME ON: Fuck you, that hurts!CAPRICORN: Love you, but we will fight about something.MEN WITH FEMININE QUALITIES: I will offend you.SOCIOPATHS: Go away I don't play that game!UPTIGHT OLD LADIES: give it up. Seriously go get laid.KNOW-IT-ALLS: Admit it, we are all wrong and we can't know everything about everything.FAKES are soooo fake!PRISSY BITCHES: dirt is cool, you know it, now get over it.

Music:

I really love how incestuous music is.Blind Melon, Wire, Dead Moon, Willy, Ramones, Townes Van Zandt, Led Zeplin, Bodeans, Violent Femmes, Daft Punk, Beastie Boys, Sublime, Relator, Iron Butterfly, Jimi Hendrix, STP, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Billy Holiday, Van Morrison, Minutemen, Stoges, LES stiches, Mike Watt, Go like Hell, Dinosaur Jr., Beck, Grand Funk, Greenday, Bowie, The Eagles, Steve Miller, John Cougar, Alice in Chains, Jack Black, MC5, Jeff Beck, Beck, Old Crow Medicine Show, Billy Holiday, King Crimson, Kinski, Pinback, Fraz Ferdiand, Trail of the DEAD, Tom Waits, Lynard Skiner, Rolling Stones, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Fleetwood Mack, Pig Face, Pixies, Birds of War, Epicurous Ephori, Juanita Family, White Strips, Old Haunts, the list goes on....

Movies:

3:10 to Uma, Barfly, Blue Velvet, Wild Hearts cant be broken, , Vanilla Sky, American Splendor, Eternal Sunshine in the Spotless mind, Empire Records, Captain Ron, Pirates of the Caribbean, Shawshank Redemption, Oh Brother where art Thou, A River Runs through it, Run Lola Run, Motorcycle Diaries And many more I can't think of right now.

Television:

FUCK the TV, use your computer and listen to NPR! NOW GO OUTSIDE!

Books:

Forgotten Pollinators. Pojar, if you know what it is you know why. I have a thing for coffee table books. I dig cook books, but don't use them. I own alot of text books, gardening books, Art History catalogs, and classic car repair guides.
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Heroes:

My Dad, the Redwood forest, Tania Abe, Thera Black, Teela, Kate of the Canyon, Leslie Thomas, Long-jawed Orb Weavers, Nataloids, Zoroasater Granite, Atoms of Oxygen, and Darwin.

My Blog

That canyon is f-ing huge!

Did you know that it is possible to travel for days and seemingly see the same thing in all directions and never get bored with the smallest change?  I would like to say that the Grand Canyon is ...
Posted by LocoMotive on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:16:00 PST

Chasing a dream

Yep, I am at it again.  The wings of desire have tickeled my soft under fuzz.  I quit the Derby, I quit my job, I am going back to Grad school.  I will spend 16 days in the Grand Canyon...
Posted by LocoMotive on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:50:00 PST

Hooker

This weekend I nearly pissed my pants laughing when my Aunt shouted at top volume that she and her family will never attend a roller derby event because of the fishnets that we wear.  Turns out t...
Posted by LocoMotive on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:37:00 PST

That ASSHOLE stole my book!

I let him keep it when he showed up with a gun......Mine is bigger though!
Posted by LocoMotive on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:31:00 PST

Sweet

The Day before yesterday I went out to mail a letter and came back to the KoKoPuff with a Post Office Box. Yesterday I went out for a movie and a pint of ice cream and came home with a new truck.&nbs...
Posted by LocoMotive on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:34:00 PST

Back at it

Some fucking day Thursday!  I was so excited to Bout against the hockey guys, affectionatly know as a Nutcracker practice.  But the ways in my world have managed to lay me out with stab...
Posted by LocoMotive on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 11:06:00 PST

The greatest loss

I  am a little curious...alot curious, all the time about the things in this life that I might be missing.  I am not old, but I am ussually limping, bruised, cut, or hungover.  I like t...
Posted by LocoMotive on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 01:47:00 PST

One 5th of the way there

I would like to just state for the books that I am young, lack any resonable amout of responsiblity and like to live each day to the fullest.  IF that means I want to go out and raise hell with a...
Posted by LocoMotive on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:43:00 PST

25 knots

On Thursday I was excited to leave though it didn't show at 0700 when my ride showed up.  Vacation is something that I have an easy time getting into.  Canada is a beautiful place full of ki...
Posted by LocoMotive on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 06:18:00 PST

Premature Ejection

It is Monday.  It is a Monday that could be taken in one of two ways.  Awful because I lost my job last night and am on a jet home in less than 48 hours.  Or the most wonderful Monday e...
Posted by LocoMotive on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 08:55:00 PST