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Pandora BloxXx

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Lifesaver; Future Roller Derby Queen; Mudder; Snowboarder Extraordinare; Never Ms. Right always Ms. Right Now; Beautifully Decorated (aka Tattooed); Aspiring Surfer and World Traveler; I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it; I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a Frontal Lobotomy; I work hard because millions on Welfare depend on me; I like long walks on the beach, especially when they are taken by someone who annoys me!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Rockin girls who want to rule the rink with me! Any guys who want to try to boss us around at practice and don't mind having their asses handed to them (aka Refs)! Any business owners who want to sponsor, donate, or do business with our league. Bands and other proformers who would like to help out as bout and after party entertainment.

My Blog

Happy Daddys Day

Father's Day, a time to celebrate fathers. But why do we celebrate fathers? Everyone has a father, any man can be one. It takes no thought or effort whatsoever. A one night stand can easily make some...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 05:07:00 GMT

Wanted: Derby Widow

Pandora's Fantasy Land has an immediate position opening for a Derby Widow. This is an per diem or 'on call' type position, you must be able to work when called. No prior experience required, will tr...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:37:00 GMT

I Wish....

I wish you could comprehend a wife's horror at 6 in the morning as I check her husband of 40 years for a pulse and find none. I start CPR anyway, hoping to bring him back, knowing intuitively that it ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:51:00 GMT

Rollerderby and Relationships

So like many others out there, I have seen women in abusive relationships and wonder, "Why in the hell would you stay?" I have heard all the excuses...... 'But I love him' or 'he says he doesn't ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:57:00 GMT

I Tell Lies

Body: I want to tell that little boy his Mom will be just fineI want to tell that dad we got his daughter out in timeI want to tell that wife her husband will be home tonightI don't want to tell it...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 01:48:00 GMT

To All Of My Single Friends Who Enjoy Being Single, But Don't Enjoy Harrassment

'Stop giving me a hard time about being single'By Karen SalmansohnIf you're single, chances are you've been asked the following three questions: Why aren't you married?Why aren't you married?and the v...
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 10:44:00 GMT