Carly - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient. I'll give you a hint: It's semen. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Animal semen."

My Interests

I'm only in it for the lulz.

I'd like to meet:

The drunkest of all whores.

Music:

Barenaked Ladies, Queen, Andrew W.K., Ben Folds, ELO, Harry and the Potters, Jason Mraz, Petty Booka, The Proclaimers, Raffi, The Wallflowers, Jonathan Coulton

Movies:

Star Wars, Milk: The Movie, Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, Clerks, Back to the Future

Television:

House, M.D., Weeds, Lost, Spaced

Books:

Illiterate.

Heroes:

Because he is clearly the strongest man in the world.

Because the dude is a genius.

Because she BEAT UP A FUCKING BEAR.

My Blog

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last night i drank vodka out of a plastic bottle. nothing says class like crystal palace. the party was awesome, my favorite part was when flynn drank a glass full of crystal palace and A1 steak...
Posted by Carly on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 02:05:00 PST

Kevin FACTS

Facts about Kevin Pettograsso, by Jay and me. - When Kevin vomits, it's pure ambergris. He's not part whale, no one understands it, yet it happens.- Most people just piss gold-colored urine. Kevin pis...
Posted by Carly on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 03:08:00 PST

vroom

got my license, got a CAR
Posted by Carly on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 04:30:00 PST

Hay Guys!

Hay Guys! What's going on in this MySpace? I'm bored and wondering why we ever left the tub. I made this crap thing like a week ago but I made a typo in my e-mail address so I couldn't log...
Posted by Carly on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 08:18:00 PST