- John, the spitting image of John-

About Me

Peace and love
- Sit down, stop complaining, and enjoy the ride -
John Allgood, 2007
Quotes from nearest and dearest (and some total nutters)...:
"George- a man, philosophical and cunning.
Always seems up for fun even at his own expense.
Omg Sketch is like totally awesome dude."
-Sketch, March 2007
"His name is really George, which is a much cooler name, and thus is a silly boy for wanting to be called John.... P.S Chloe is amazing"
-Chloe Moran, March 2007
"My impression of Agent Smith, or John, as you might know him by, is that he is a down to earth, honest, music connoisseur, with very good taste, and a sense of humour very similar to mine. He is a very dapper young lad."
-Max, March 2007
"Things I will always remember about George...
That squirrels ate his sandwiches, he drank meths, he was obsessed that the scary assessor woman was stalking us and beind every tree, and that he ended up being a "stud" (i.e. putting up with all us girls) on our D of E.
The old car rear-view mirror he used to carry around, specifically for looking down girls tops, without them noticing.
The various things he has carved out of wood...from spatulas to dildos.
That he's always nice to me, even though I can never ever remember to call him John :)
Much love, Freya xxx"
- Freya, March 2007
"George fancies Kashy Babe"
-Kashy Babe, March 2007
"Global climate change sucks. I reckon all humans should die. Is that controversial enough ;)"
-Cassie, March 2007 *Points* nutter...
I am a member of Anti-Amnesty. :P
BR
John also supports the Anti-Pornography Movement
Strangely, he also supports the Anti-Conservative Femenists Movement
This fella is Victor Wooten, who is pretty much the best bassist i've ever heard. Love him, as i do the noble instrument itself
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My Interests

Life, Love and Peace
Guitars
Bass guitars
Anything with the word 'guitar' or the sound of a guitar playing
Dreaming about a room full of pillows
Fudge
Long sloping horizons
"Sunrises and all that crap"
Being ~abstract~
Inertia
Speed

I'd like to meet:

Leslie Edward "Les" Claypool
God
My inner child

Music:

Guitar; Bass guitar; Viola; Piano;

David Bowie, Primus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Feeder, Oasis, Foo Fighters, Gorillaz , QOtSA

Movies:

The Garden State
The Labyrinth
The Last Starfighter
The Station Agent
Tim Burton, in general
Anything Zoe'll show me
A Knight's Tale

Television:

I destroyed mine using the back end of a guitar.
Fuck conformism; I'll conform when I die.

Although The Moomins was rather cool.

Books:

The Dark Tower series by Stephen King
Lord of the Rings by J.R.R Tolkein (haven't actually read it, but it looks good on my bookshelf)
Discworld series, by Terry Pratchett
Charles Dickens
Anything trashy, obscure and sci-fi
I've read the bible, and in some way or another it's affected me - it's an achievement if nothing else :)
I compulsively read baby-books because of the colourfulness and pictures :D

Heroes:

Anyone better than me
Saz is my secret lover
Les Claypool
Chris White
Frank Sinatra
Whoever came up with The Moomins

My Blog

If only i hat a hat

If only i had a hat (I fear my head makes me look fat) I would not need to worry about eating large curries If only i had a hat...
Posted by - John, the spitting image of John- on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 06:59:00 PST

Bet's With Aakash (so he doesn't forget)

Condition for John losing &n bsp; &n bsp; &n b...
Posted by - John, the spitting image of John- on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:12:00 PST

The Infinite Loneliness of the Vacuum can Suck my balls

I have a girl, and her name is ZoeAnd, with due regard to your modesty, she makes me happy, wordlessly soAnd she's on my mind all the time.Without her, i'd be nothingAnd i accept thatI'd like to tha...
Posted by - John, the spitting image of John- on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:46:00 PST

Groggily Half-Dead

From waking up like this, every morning so far.Did homework and.. stuff last night. Blugh. Well, to say that it wasn't done to the best of my abillitiess is an understatement. But meh. It's gone now- ...
Posted by - John, the spitting image of John- on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:51:00 PST

A Clitoris

I've decided i no longer wish for a clitoris of my own.Just thought you might like to know.Happy Easter ...
Posted by - John, the spitting image of John- on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:14:00 PST

The "Pants"

..> Both of You Wear the Pants You and your guy seem to have stuck the perfect power balance.It's not that you don't disagree - it's just that you've learned how to compromise well.You're both mat...
Posted by - John, the spitting image of John- on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:33:00 PST