The Broken Toys

"That's the biggest Jesus balloon I've ever seen!" cried Rajj, while looking over the steering wheel knocking back a cold one. And so it was. It dwarfed everything around it, this floating Jesus that stood 110 feet tall, was 100 feet wide and managed to put a good portion of everything in it's shadow. Including Rajj and his crappy car stereo with one working speaker blaring The Broken Toys. The sudden outburst from Rajj woke Petra from her alcohol fueled coma. She didn’t give a rats ass about the Jesus balloon, she was wondering where she was and how she could be so sore. She knew the ride was going to cost her, but “Jesus, just how much can I take” she muttered, “When will it end?” But this Jesus does have it's limits. It has a good head of steam going if it eclipses four mph, and it doesn't go higher than 3,000 feet. As for even the slightest hint of a breeze, forget it. Jesus is grounded.Likewise The Broken Toys can be grounded as well, but it takes much more than a slight breeze. Procrastination is usually the main culprit but a too hot or a too cold temperature at their rehearsal space has also been rendered into excuse after excuse. Oh and of course there’s the stink of the goats permeating the dank air, etc, etc.