Rene - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Currently a senior studying Linguistics in the beautiful Northwest, Rene is a 6' tall brunette with brown eyes and a delightful come-hither smile.His turn-ons include: candlelit dinners, acrobatic strippers, head wounds, and languages he can't speak.His turn-offs include: mean people, ants in my pantry, people who suspect that everything I say is a euphemism for something dirty, and knife fights.-strike that! UPDATE!-Graduated, working in general office monkery and having a grand old time. Anything else you'll have to ask yourself!(I still hate knife fights and the rest, though...)-strike that too! FURTHER UPDATE!-I'm doing other stuff now like a real adult. Plenty of office monkery still, of course.

My Interests

languages/linguistics, drinking, russia, grazing at zupan's, better living through denial, your mom

Music:

Tom Waits, Taj Mahal, David Bowie, Dead Kennedies, Dolly Parton, Dan Bern, Paula Abdul, ABBA, TSOL, Gogol Bordello, Metallica, Solomon Burke, Jimmy Lewis, Vitas, anticon, Placebo, Rufus Wainwright, Descendents, Molotov, Boris Grebenshikov, Cher and most other things, really...

Movies:

Brat (that's brrr-AH-t... long 'a', and roll that 'r'!), The Barber of Siberia, Amores Perros, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Ran, Surf Ninjas, Pootie Tang

Television:

When I get the time, I like to watch: Jeopardy!, the OC, Buffy, Martha Stewart Living, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Law & Order, ER, or anything on OPB

Books:

If on a winter's night a traveler..., The Illuminatus! trilogy, Cien Anos de Soledad, the Metamorphoses, East-West Stories, the Prophet, Leaves of Grass, Brief Interviews With Hideous Men, whatever else is lying arround the apartment

Heroes:

My folks, my sibs, my friends, most of my professors, Daniil Kharms, Ovid, Salman Rushdie, Noam Chomsky, Taj Mahal, Dolly Parton, Kahlil Gibran, Cher, and Jello Biafra