Chronicles of Rudeness; Free PDF Download |
Dear Readers,I've compiled the Chronicles of Rudeness Series into a PDF File.Please click on the image to access the file:You've got to enter some little code down the bottom to gain access to the fil...
Posted by Platform Lucas and ¾ on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 05:36:00 PST |
Chapter Five; Wives and Witches |
The Chronicals of Miss. Gwendolyn Jellyheart and Hon. Atticus Pompface. CHAPTER FIVE: Wives and WitchesAtticus opened his mouth in a comical 'o' of surprise. It took him a moment to process the entir...
Posted by Platform Lucas and ¾ on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:56:00 PST |
Dear Mr. Myspace; a complaint |
My Dear Mr. Myspace, I am writing to you today as I have, of late, become increasingly concerned with the website which you operate known to the masses as "MySpace." I joined "MySpace" some many m...
Posted by Platform Lucas and ¾ on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 05:45:00 PST |
The History of The Bell |
The History of The Bell Many people have been asking me so I decided to write this blog explaining the infamous bell which resides in my room.He story goes like this:Many years ago, when I was seven, ...
Posted by Platform Lucas and ¾ on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:40:00 PST |
Chapter Four; A contract and a Fee. |
The Chronicals of Miss. Gwendolyn Jellyheart and Hon. Atticus Pompface. CHAPTER FOUR: A contract and a Fee. Mr. Pompface was utterly shocked. Never in all his years had he born witness to a look wh...
Posted by Platform Lucas and ¾ on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 04:56:00 PST |
John Fletcher; a God among men. |
Having spent 19 years with the Telstra Corporation (originally as an accountant, later as management and finally as a non-executive director), John Fletchers appointment as CEO of what was at the ...
Posted by Platform Lucas and ¾ on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:18:00 PST |
To my adoring customers; the Coles Avenger speaks out! |
To my adoring customers: I must admit, it is with great disappointment that in recent times I have become the subject of mockery and malicious rumours re...
Posted by Platform Lucas and ¾ on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:41:00 PST |
Chapter Three; The letter in red ink. |
The Chronicals of Miss. Gwendolyn Jellyheart and Hon. Atticus Pompface. CHAPTER THREE: The letter in red ink. When Miss. Jellyheart awoke it was precisely two fifteen that afternoon. &n...
Posted by Platform Lucas and ¾ on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:16:00 PST |
Chapter Two; Mr. Pomface writes a letter. |
The Chronicals of Miss. Gwendolyn Jellyheart and Hon. Atticus Pompface. CHAPTER TWO: Mr. Pompface writes a letter. Mr. Pompface was practically in a fit of rage as he strolled down the main street...
Posted by Platform Lucas and ¾ on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 01:59:00 PST |
Chapter One; Miss. Jellyheart's nerves wreak havoc. |
The Chronicals of Miss. Gwendolyn Jellyheart and Hon. Atticus Pompface. CHAPTER ONE: Miss. Jellyheart's nerves wreak havoc. "MR. POMPFACE!" Cried Miss. Jellyheart, as she rang the bell furiously...
Posted by Platform Lucas and ¾ on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:18:00 PST |
