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Inspect Her Gadget!

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About Me

Ask and ye shall receive. I'm an entertainer through and through. Laughter is my drug of choice, and if you laugh at my jokes I'll worship you. Kinda random, spontaneous but dependable. I'm a good time and a cheap date. All I want right now is a pinch of snuggling, perhaps a dash of making out, two cups of laughter and a tablespoon of MAS.This is me, in a large, smelly, furry, beast of burden kinda nutshell:
Chinese Zodiac : OxThe most compatible match for an Ox is the Snake or the Rooster.The Ox of Chinese Astrology is no bull in a china shop. Steadfast and solid, this powerful Sign is a born leader, being quite dependable and possessing an innate ability to achieve great things. Oxen tend to be plodding and methodical; they approach projects in the step-by-step manner that serves them best, and they never lose sight of their goal. They are tireless workers who are detail-oriented and believe in doing things right the first time.The world may perceive Oxen as being far too serious or incapable of loosening up. This sturdy sort is less than social by nature and tends to become introverted in a crowd. To make things worse, they can't be bothered with what other people think and prefer to do what makes them feel best. Behind that calm facade, though, lives an Ox who can feel hurt, lonely and unable to connect with others. Friends and family are a great source of comfort to this beast, even if they don't always understand what makes the Ox tick. As a lover, friend, family member or housemate, the Ox makes a wonderfully strong, tender and affectionate companion who is protective and always reliable.Out in the world, though, Oxen tend to be stubborn, dogmatic, my-way-or-the-highway kind of people who have no concept of when to back down. Oxen don't care to be pushed, especially since they think they're the good guys of the Chinese Zodiac. There is some truth to that theory, since the Ox is smart, trustworthy, caring and honorable. If you need honest, steady and unbiased advice, call on the Ox.A good lesson for mighty Oxen is to strive to overcome a judgmental nature that keeps them from getting close to others. If they can learn to value their own good qualities, they'll have more room in their hearts to invite others in.

You Are Right Brained In Love

Bit of a drama queen
Peacemaker, first to end a fight
Good at thinking up creative dates
Tend to fall in love and get hurt easily
Going with your gut instead of your head
Emphathetic and caring, sometimes to a fault
Good at recognizing patterns in relationships
Been in love many times, perhaps too many to count
Wildly passionate and intense when falling in love
Spontaneous with relationships, going with the flow
Overly visual - can play back past dates like movies in your mind
Roses, love poems, and stuffed animals are a good start to winning your heart
Are You Right Brained or Left Brained in Love? Take This Quiz :-)

Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Low
Schizoid : Low
Schizotypal : Moderate
Antisocial : Low
Borderline : Low
Histrionic : Moderate
Narcissistic : Moderate
Avoidant : Low
Dependent : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive : Low
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --
You Are a "Don't Tread On Me" Libertarian
You distrust the government, are fiercely independent, and don't belong in either party.Religion and politics should never mix, in your opinion... and you feel opressed by both.You don't want the government to cramp your self made style. Or anyone else's for that matter.You're proud to say that you're pro-choice on absolutely everything! What political persuasion are you?
You're a Recruiter Lesbian!
Loud, proud, crass, and horny, you have no problem
letting the ladies (even the straight ones)
know that you're a big ol' queer. You think men
are completely useless trash, and if it weren't
for them, you'd have all the girls to your
sexually active self. You are probably really
good in bed... call me?
Which Lesbian Stereotype Are You?
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My Interests

Ack! Totally free form. I could put anything here. Why, the freedom is ridiculous! I could subvert the dominant paradigm, I could foment a rebellion, I could make you fall in love with me. And if wishes were horses, beggars would ride. People and connecting with same is my drug of choice and drives quite a few of my decisions as well as my hobbies. Just ask me, since I've got so many (and no, i'm not compensating for a tiny...well, nevermind) I just can't write them all down and encapsulate them. I adopted a cute lil' cow fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

You Are Totally a Lesbian

Someone would have to be blind and deaf to miss out on the fact that you are a lesbian.
You've been checking out women for so long that you've gotten it down to a science.
You love tits and legs and smarts.
You enjoy sex with ladies, from kissing to banging to eating them out.
You hope to settle down with a woman and make a vow with her for life.
You are most worked up about the lack of a legitimate gay marriage.
Since men are not your thing, legal marriage is a difficult opinion.
You long to live in a lesbian utopia!

Are *You* a Lesbian?
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I'd like to meet:

You. And you. And your cute friend. And anyone else you'd care to introduce me to. Humanity at its best, cuz I've certainly seen the population at its worst, as have you. I am an unabashed lookist - i don't care what others think, but if there's no chemistry, there ain't no chemistry and we'll have to shuffle along as friends. I want to meet people who identify with the song "Gypsy" by Suzanne Vega off her Solitude Standing album. "Now hold me like a baby that will not fall asleep. Curl me up inside you and let me feel you through the heat."
so leave me a message here and maybe we can meet!

Music:

Women's music. Did I mention I've got this thing for female musicians? They just drive me right up a wall. Some musical interests: Ani, Indigo Girls, Lesbo punk, Lesbo folk, and isn't that really the only two genres we occupy? Sad. Old skool Cris Williamson, Tret Fure, etc. New Skool...well...no one has taken their places. The hell with it. I like most kinds of music, with the (write this down now) notable exception of most counry, all RAP and most R&B-type stuff.

You Are Sheryl Crow!

Down to earth with tons of creative energy When you talk, everyone can relate to you "Life springs eternal On a gaudy neon street Not that I care at all"

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Movies:

All of them, even the horrible ones. And here is the list of movies that I currently own. There are Two hundred forty nine of them so...peruse carefully. But this should give a movie buff a good idea of my character:)50 First Dates Adam and Steve Addams Family After the Sunset Aliens All Over Me All Over the Guy Altered States American Pie 2 America's Sweethearts And Then Came Summer Armageddon Austin Powers: Goldmember Bad Education Bar Girls Baseketball Bedazzled Bend it like Beckham Better off Dead Better Than Chocolate Big Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Birth Boiler Room Bone Collector Bookies Bowling for Columbine Boys Don't Cry Breakfast on Pluto Bringing Down the House Bubba HoTep Butterfly Kiss Cat's Eye Catwoman Cell, The Charlie's Angels Charlie's Angels 2 Chicago Chocolat Chronicles of Riddick Claire of the Moon Confessions of a Dangerous Mind Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Core, The Corpse Bride Craft, The Crash Dead Again Deep Blue Sea Desert Hearts Devil Wears Prada, The Disturbing Behavior Dogma Donnie Darko Dos Fallopia Duplex E.T. Eddie Elektra Elvira Employee of the Month Epic Movie Escape to Witch Mountain Eulogy Ever After Everything is Illuminated Everything Relative Faculty, The Fahrenheit 911 Family Affair Family Guy Movie Fantastic 4 Far From Home Farce of the Penguins Final Cut, The Final Destination 2 First Wives Club For Your Consideration Fried Green Tomatoes Gangs of NY Gay Deceivers, The Ghost Rider Ghost Ship Ghosts of Mars Gia Gladiator Go Fish Gold Diggers Gone in 60 Seconds Goonies, The Green Mile, The Gun Crazy Hard Candy Harold and Kumar go to White Castle Harry Potter: Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter: Goblet of Fire Harry Potter: Prisoner of Azkaban Hellboy Hidalgo Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Home Fries Hoodwinked Hotel Rwanda I Heart Huckabees I, Robot Identity Idiocracy Imagine Me and You In Her Shoes Incredibles, The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls In Love Independence Day Intermission Jawbreaker Jay and Silent Bob Jesus is Magic Jurassic Park Kate Clinton King Kong Knockaround Guys Lake Placid League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Lemony Snicket Libertine, The Life Aquatic, The Little Miss Sunshine Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Lord of the Rings: Fellowship Lost and Delirious Lost Souls Love Actually Mad Love Man of the Year March of the Penguins Matchstick Men Mean Girls Meet the Fockers Men In Black II Mighty Ducks, The Mirrormask Monster Monty Python's Holy Grail Mosquito Coast, The Motorama Mrs. Doubtfire Murder by Numbers Music & Lyrics My Big Fat Greek Wedding Nanny McPhee Night Before Christmas Night Watch Not Another Teen Movie O Brother Where Art Thou Oceans' 11 Office Space Once Upon a Time in Mexico Opposite of Sex, the Pan's Labyrinth Pink Flamingos Pirates of the Caribbean Point of No Return Preaching to the Perverted Priest Prime Priscilla Queen of the Desert Prozac Nation Queen of the Damned Resident Evil: Apocalypse Riding in Cars with Boys Ring 2, The Ring, The Runaway Jury Saved Saw School of Rock Scorpion King Scream Secret Window Secretary, The Serenity Shallow Hal Shark Tale Shaun of the Dead Shawshank Redemption Showtime Shrek Shrek 2 Signs Sister Act Sixth Sense, The Skipped Parts Some Prefer Cake Sound of Music, The South Park Movie Spiderman Spiderman 2 Stay Stepford Wives Sublime Suspect Zero Tank Girl Taxi Teaching Mrs. Tingle Team America World Police Ten Tiny Love Stories Thank You for Smoking The Oh in Ohio Thelma and Louise Those that love me can take the train Tomb Raider tomb Raider 2 Trainspotting Treading Water Triple X Tripping the Velvet Uncle Buck Underworld V for Vendetta Van Helsing Vanilla Sky Vanity Fair Vertical Limit Virgin Suicides, The Virtuousity Volcano War of the Worlds Weatherman, The Wedding Singer Whale Rider What Dreams May Come White Noise Wicker Park Wilderness Survival for Girls Wishful Thinking Without A Paddle Xmen xmen 2This should be enough to give you a good idea of what I like, who I am, what I like to do, etc:)

Television:

Only when I'm unable to force the other people in the room to turn it off. Okay, dirty little secret alert: I'm totally into Lost. Desperate Housewives is okay and Commander in Chief is pretty damned cool. I'd take a bullet for Geena Davis ;) And now I can watch Sci fi channel without feeling guilty. Yay for futuristic cheesy vampire movies and horribly bad bermuda triangle original movies :)

Books:

OOh. which wall should i start with? How many books have I read? How many still to read? And I reread. I'm crazy for books. I've got one in every room of the house so I don't have to move very far to get my hands on one. Yay me! Some authors ex libris: Piers Anthony, Heinlein, Cherryh, MZB, Norton, King, Gaiman, lotsa lesbian stuff. Duh.

Heroes:

Women who change the world around them rather than let it wear them down. I guess I'm including myself in that, now that I've reached a new level of maturity :) "Well behaved women rarely make history" and I think I'm going to make some herstory, darling.

My Blog

Mmmm

Despite all the pooh pooh in my medical life (and the fact I just told my mom off in no uncertain terms), there's a bright spot and for now she has red hair and blue eyes (hair color subject to change...
Posted by Inspect Her Gadget! on Mon, 19 May 2008 06:50:00 PST

The ER is a scary place

But having an unbelievably wonderful friend who stays there with you is beyond compare, really. And bubble tea is yummy as long as you don't get the strawberry kind, that's just gross. Coconut, howeve...
Posted by Inspect Her Gadget! on Wed, 14 May 2008 05:59:00 PST

Oh lordy

Er,Roller Derby does it again. Even though I was feeling too crappy to help out, I still got to the game, and I brought like, six people with me, sort of. Prissy came, yay Prissy. And Vera and Jimmy a...
Posted by Inspect Her Gadget! on Sun, 11 May 2008 06:24:00 PST

Erm

Oh my. I don't want to jinx things, but I've got to admit I'm a bit enamored of the Girl. Really though, she's amazing and the more I get to know her the more charming she is. She's come through for m...
Posted by Inspect Her Gadget! on Sat, 10 May 2008 10:31:00 PST

exes and ohs

So I had the great fortune of volunteering to do security at a roller derby bout tonight. It was fantabulous and served as a stark reminder of why I am such a devout derby devotee. Made some new frien...
Posted by Inspect Her Gadget! on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 08:10:00 PST

On Abuse

Witnessing the end stages of a friend's (hopefully) final breakup throes from a darkened room, hoping like hell it doesn't get violent, trying not to listen but unable to put aside the raised hackles,...
Posted by Inspect Her Gadget! on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:19:00 PST

dating conversations

Overheard conversation:Me: I think your chicken is saying "Eat me! Eat me!"You: I think I'm identifying with the chicken.Me: I got nothin'.
Posted by Inspect Her Gadget! on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:44:00 PST

Smitten kitten

Here we go again. This time the stakes are higher :) Just a little. You know when you're just about to give up on ever attaining a dream and then someone comes along and lights the fire? Damned blonde...
Posted by Inspect Her Gadget! on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 06:36:00 PST

WTF is going on now?

I started writing this to a friend who noticed my status, and it came out like a blog so i'm posting it here, in case any of you happen to be curious (bored, whatever).There's definitely something wro...
Posted by Inspect Her Gadget! on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 05:47:00 PST

Sorry Kids

But muffins get top billing on the friendspace ;) Now you all know, let's be grownups about this, eh? Congratulations are in order and if you wanna hang out, get your timeslots now, they're going fast...
Posted by Inspect Her Gadget! on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:58:00 PST