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Bill

Staying One Step Ahead of Adulthood Since 1977!

About Me

My basic philosophy is as follows........... "Well ya see, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

My Interests

Red Sox, Patriots, Celtic F.C., Red Wings, Celtics, Drinkin', Cars and Bikes, Formula One, Travel, Loafin', Goofin' on People, Going to shows, Getting good tattoos/laughing at people with bad ones.

I'd like to meet:

Amusing, interesting, boderline brilliant, good-looking, humble people. You know, somebody like myself.If you are an underage girl, beat it, it's creepy to talk to you and I refuse to end up on some "Dateline" special.Also, If you are some dame with a "Come look at me naked" site who is only on here trolling for saps, who will pay to see nudie pics, no thanks I'm all set.

Music:

Cash, Clash, Anti-Heroes, Tom Waits, Kasey Chambers, NOFX, Me First, Pogues (w/Shane), Nips, Flogging Molly, Blood for Blood, The Who, Hank Williams, Chieftains, Nick Cave, Street Dogs, FEAR, Cock Sparrer, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, David Alan Coe, Tommy and The Terrors, WolfTones, Bagpipes, Op Ivy, Specials, Misfits, Ozzy, Motorhead, Skatelites, Madness, Hatebreed, Business, Madball, Dropkicks, Reverend Horton Heat, BLS, Patriot, Sheer Terror, Bouncing Souls, Ramones, Porkers, Travis, Wilco, Billy Bragg, Social D., Tenacious D., Biz Markie, DJ Shadow, Gorillaz, Blur, Dan Nakamura, Elvis Costello, Steve Earle, U2, Townes Van Zandt, Stones, Vandals, Poe, Portishead, The Rat Pack.

Movies:

Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Boondock Saints, Quiet Man, Big Lebowski, Time Bandits, Brazil, Baron Munchausen, Scarface, State of Grace, Mystic River, Chopper, Cusack movies, Muppetts, Romper Stomper, American History X, The Believer, Resevoir Dogs, Usual Suspects, Jackass, Animal House, Blues Brothers, Gangster .1, Lock, Stock....., Snatch, Goodfellas, Breakin', Breakin 2 - Electric Bugaloo, Old School, Battle Royale (1 & 2) .........Donnie Darko is one of the most over-rated movies ever made - it sucks, bad.

Television:

Family Guy, Prison Break, Simpsons, Prison Break, Robot Chicken, Harvey J. Birdman, AFV, Cheers, Spenser for Hire, Magnum PI, Incredible Hulk, Sliders, Muppetts, CHiPs, A-Team, SportsCenter, Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n Wrestling - The Shield and Rescue Me are the best fucking shows on TV!

Books:

Mostly historical (U.S., Ireland), Brendan Behan, Dennis Lehane, biographies, true-crime, Taoist philosophy, Norse Mythology

Heroes:

Thor, John Wayne, Johnny Cash, Steve Yzerman, Fat Mike, Shane MacGowan, Larry Bird, Carlton Fisk, Francis Albert Sinatra, Zakk Wylde and Mosi Tatupu