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John

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people

About Me

George W. Bush is not Satan. He is Satan's ass puppet. Satan is smart enough to scare stupid people into believing in him without proof, where as W. scares smart people beyond belief with his stupidity. ~ JB

My Interests

Boldly going forward, because I can't find reverse.

I'd like to meet:

There's a 999,999 : 1,000,000 chance it's not you

Music:

Anything but boybands or Cheer

Movies:

TiVo it all

Television:

Yep I gots me one

Books:

-INSIDE SOLIDWORKS David Murray -Machinist's Handbook Vol 26 Industrial Press -Principles of Electrodynamics Melvin Schwartz -Statistical Physics Gregory H. Wannier -Acoustic Theories and Applications David B. Weems -1996 B Platform service manual IMPALA -a bunch of other stuff that hurts your head

Heroes:

Kimberly-Clark, makers of Cottonelle, without them we’d be surrounded by irritated stank assholes