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Crit

I got up this morning and I started to cry, mostly because I sat on my balls.

About Me

I don't really take anything serious but acknowledge that I probably should. I have no idea where I'm going in life and feel like I never will (one of those things I should take more serious).I have a little fuckface ferret named Francis that gets into all my shit and loves to piss me off, I also have fish that like to die when I'm not looking. I am addicted to cheese and may seize up and die someday because of it. I often buy fairly useless shit. Ya fog machine! I also know that up to date I've brushed my teeth 20,237 times. I love to travel and want to see as much of this world as I can, even if I'm eating dirt muffins and shitting in a hole in the ground doing so. My memory, hearing and eyesight are starting to suck, I swear too much and I sometimes fear what kind of world my grandkids will be living in if they ever exist.

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My Interests

Travelling ANYWHERE, Music, Movies, Baseball, Hockey, Snowboarding, Drinking and not Driving (really), Getting people drunk, Makin' Funna Shit, Eating, Sleeping, and Fighting crime.

I'd like to meet:

Any non-douche bags (most people have a certain douchieness to them). People that make me laugh and give me money are good too. No one ever gives me money. Notable people dead or alive: Jack Nicholson, Jesus, Hitler (just a few questions), Hitler's translator, Jesus's translator, Elvis, Abe Lincoln, JFK, Les Claypool, Tim Alexander, Bobby Orr, Ted Williams, Chewbacca, Justin Timberlake(so I can punch him in the dick), My Cousin Robbie (again), and my Mother's Parents.

Music:

Primus, The Decemberists, Elliot Smith, Belle & Sebastian, Death Cab For Cutie, Lagwagon, The Arcade Fire, The Bouncing Souls, Ween, Bane, Built to Spill, The Weakerthans, The Specials, Bad Astronaut, The Dresden Dolls, Vendetta Red, Grandaddy, The Unicorns, Matt Pond PA, Sunny Day Real Estate, NOFX, Pinback, Rogue Wave, Radiohead, The Sheila Devine, The Doves, Avail, The Shins, Red House Painters, Sun Kil Moon, Hayden, NWA, M.C. Pee Pants, The River Bottom Nightmare Band, Travis, The Jicks.

Movies:

Star Wars, Ass-Flap, Life Is Beautiful, Snatch, The Big Lebowski, Edward Scissorhands, City Of God, The Princess Bride, I Am Sam, Kung Fu Hustle, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Bloodsport, Sin City, What About Bob?, Dogma, Finding Nemo, Darby O'Gill and the little people, Grease, Waiting For Guffman, Goonies, Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory, Red Dawn, See No Evil-Hear No Evil, Boyz In The Hood, Youngblood, The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, Stand By Me, log Jammin, Borat.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sportscenter, The Simpsons, Animal Planet, Conan, Game Shows, Unwrapped, How it's made, Man vs. Wild, Biography, The Brak Show.

Books:

A Prayer For Owen Meany, Some Stephen King, Where The Sidewalk Ends, Angela's Ashes, The Diary Of Anne Frank, Brain Droppings, The Dictionary Of Cultural Literacy, Any type of owner's manual.

Heroes:

Anyone who would put their life on the line for someone else....Also, Carl Bratonanonaluski.